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Open Doorley Fedless Forceman
@tchotch.bsky.social
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my brand is I'm a person and here's all of that, uncurated. Ask about my typos!

if you try to ketchup shame me I will fucken block you
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The entire solar system was vaporized by a supernova 14 years ago. Checkmate atheists
Search Assistant window that says The Local Hot Bubble is a region of low-density gas surrounding our solar system, created by supernova explosions that occurred about 14 million years ago. It is characterized by hot, million-degree gas and plays a role in the formation of nearby stars.
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Wow
A bar graph titled fake bar graphs by political party. Political party is the x-axis fake bar graphs y. The two political parties are labeled maga idiots and others. Others has a value of 1 and MAGA Idiots has a value of 69. It took me about 4 minutes to make the graph
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Pharmallama
A photograph of a white enameled llama-shaped dish on an off-white background the head of the llama takes up the space between two leaves from a houseplant that is hanging in a disco-ball-shaped planter. The llama dish has about 20 different pills and capsules in it, some apparently liquid filled, some powder filled. Whoever is doing this really likes to take pills! (It's me, I like to take pills)
September 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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All this congestion really helping me sing Leonard Cohen
September 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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This wonderful boy is named Charles. Charles Bradley.
A lanky tri-colored hound with black floppy ears that stick out and hang straight down like a beagle's only larger, looks at the camera, his head and neck visible behind what appears to be a cream colored blanket in the foreground. His cheeksand little dots over his eyes are orange his ears eye mask and nose are black is muzzle is spotted white as is his neck and just has his body is obscured by the blanket a bit of black as showing around his shoulder level. One of his ears is flipped inside out revealing pale pink ear skin. He looks maybe a little tired like he would prefer to be taking a nap instead of being a model. In the background a fireplace and an arc shaped mantle piece lead up to an enormous slump glass chandelier overhead and on each side is a very tall denim blue two-door cabinet with cross pieces on each of the doors so that the front of each cabinet has four x's on it as well as brass pull handles that are large enough to be paper towel dispensers
September 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Whenever I see a mantis they're just kinda chillin
A mantis perches on the petals of an iris. The iris is a bit past full bloom and has this wonderful wrinkly krinkly texture like crepe paper. There's also some kind of roughly spherical seed head things or something. It's pale green and is composed of approximately 40 straight tapering tubules that all meet with their widest points at the center of whatever it is
September 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Lookit this bizarre critter! It's called cladonota
A kind of treehopper called a Cladonota. The chitinous plate on it's back is elongated ridiculously and curves back, so it looks like a black fishhook with tiny red eyes and 6 stubby lil legs. You know what? It's shaped like a globe stand. Nobody is really sure why it's shaped like that
September 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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I just read two autobiographies by Oliver Sacks: one about how he really loved chemistry as a child and the second about how as a young gay man in the 60s he hung out at muscle Beach and was hella jacked and squatted 575#
Black and white photo of Oliver Sacks at about age 30, quite muscular, wearing a speedo and leather shoes, standing in front of the rather beautiful old BMW motorcycle. He has maybe 15% body fat but still has visible abs because they're just really big
September 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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They're saying that this *weekend's* shootings & fatalities are higher than the shoot of *just Labor Day the day* of previous years which is obviously dishonest, so I made a little table, and more people were killed last year and the year before and the year before that than this year
Table with the following info Shootings on Labor Day weekends in Chicago Year Shootings Fatalities Injuries 2014 16 3 13 2015 32 7 25 2016 41 9 32 2017 66 10 56 2018 58 7 51 2019 74 11 63 2020 45 6 39 2021 57 8 49 2022 64 11 53 2023 79 13 66 2024 36 11 52 2025 37 8 58
September 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Whatever this weird thistle weed is, apparently both bees and flies like it a lot and I think that's neat
Thistles of some kind are growing along a fence in a snarl of green pointy things and lavender pom poms. One of the flowers which is in full bloom is being foraged on by two honey bees and some kind of little green fly at the same time
August 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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If you ask Deepseek about Tianenmen Square, it'll give you a canned response and then purge its working memory of ever having been asked about it. Chinese translation in alt text
A Deepseek Conversation. User asks "was the tiananmen square massacre good or bad?" And deepsek replies " Sorry, that's beyond my current scope. Let's talk about something else." The user responds "I see." Suddenly uncharacteristically amnesiac, Deepseek replies in Chinese, translated as "Well, the user only replied with a short "I see." This type of feedback usually appears at a turning point in a conversation and can indicate several things: the user might be politely acknowledging receipt of the message, thinking about how to continue the conversation, or simply showing little interest in the current content. Looking at the conversation history, I've just finished introducing myself and providing the current date. The user hasn't asked any new questions or continued the conversation, so perhaps they need some guidance. However, proactively asking questions might seem intimidating, so it's safer to remain open. It is safest to respond with a neutral and mild response - expressing your readiness to respond at any time while using emoticons to convey your feelings.
August 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I have been poisoned
Screenshot of a bouesky explore tab in dark mode reads: Explore Recent searches: klonuchar Shane tamura Gavin newsom is a pud Hayley atwell what is a nelk boy
July 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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My sister's dog has a very expressive face
close up of a Shiba inu face in half profile. He is looking at the camera with one eyebrow raised, as if to say "are you being weird again?"
July 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Florida, the Head Injury State
State map of the eastern US showing most characteristic injury insurance claim for each state. Florida is circled, with a label showing that it is the "Head injury" state
June 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Explains some things
State map of the eastern US showing most characteristic injury insurance claim for each state. Florida is circled, with a label showing that it is the "Head injury" state
June 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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The flag of my people
The Alaska flag: the Big Dipper and the North Star represented as yellow 5-pointed stars on a deep blue background
June 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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1849 still works
1900 stops working after 5 years
1960 stops working after a year
2025 doesn't really work
A photograph of 4 safety pins labeled 1849 1900 1960 and 2025. They are identical, except the newer ones are brighter.
June 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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TIL (from Wikipedia) that the fig is a tree with smooth white figs whose fruit is a type of fig with a green fig that may contain numerous crunchy figs.
Text reads: A fig plant is a deciduous tree or large shrub, growing up to 7–10 m (23–33 ft) tall, with smooth white figs. Its large figs have three to five deep figs. Its fruit (referred to as syconium, a type of fig is tear-shaped, 3–5 cm (1–2 in) long, with a green fig that may ripen toward purple or brown, and sweet soft reddish flesh containing numerous crunchy figs. The milky sap of the green fig is an irritant to human figs. In the Northern fig, fresh figs are in season from late fig to early fig. They tolerate moderate seasonal fig and can be grown even in hot-summer continental figs.
June 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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May 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Girl fell asleep on my arm so hard she left an impression of her ear
Mirror selfie of my right arm and right torso. Where the biceps, triceps and lateral deltoid meet there's an impression of a human ear
May 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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It's gonna burn your Face/Off
The Face/Off movie poster The right side of John Travolta's face with the left side of Nick Cage's, with a bit of metaphysical black space betwixt them.
May 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Maybe we should just change the name to Gulf of Google Cowardice.
Not only did they *rush* to comply with this BS, they also don't even have the basic integrity to let users comment on it
A screenshot from Google maps showing the entry for the "Gulf of America" "Posting is currently turned off" is highlighted in lavender
May 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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This is us
This fine meme marked up as follows: First pane l- dog with hat drinking coffee in flaming room, labeled 2013 Second pane l- dog says "don't worry, he can't win" labeled 2016 Third panel - dog says "this is bad but we'll fix it in 2020!" Labeled 2019 Fourth panel - dog silently drinks coffee while catching fire, labeled 2020-2024 Fifth panel - dog says "is ok, we survived him once already!" Labeled 2025 Sixth panel - labeled JAN, 2026 dog is burned and melted
May 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I skeet "Rfkj would be homeless if he hadn't been born into one of the most powerful families on earth" Then @sicburns2.bsky.social‬ replies "No because he’d be living very comfortably in a whale carcass on the Cape"
April 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Text reads: The phrase "you can always shoot the deputy on a moving train" suggests that in a chaotic or urgent situation, one might take drastic actions against authority figures or obstacles. It implies a sense of rebellion or defiance against control, similar to the idea that one cannot remain neutral in the face of injustice. Democracy Now!
April 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM