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Open Doorley Fedless Forceman
@tchotch.bsky.social
Chicago

my brand is I'm a person and here's all of that, uncurated. Ask about my typos!

if you try to ketchup shame me I will fucken block you
The entire solar system was vaporized by a supernova 14 years ago. Checkmate atheists
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Wow
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pharmallama
September 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
All this congestion really helping me sing Leonard Cohen
September 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This wonderful boy is named Charles. Charles Bradley.
September 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Whenever I see a mantis they're just kinda chillin
September 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Lookit this bizarre critter! It's called cladonota
September 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I just read two autobiographies by Oliver Sacks: one about how he really loved chemistry as a child and the second about how as a young gay man in the 60s he hung out at muscle Beach and was hella jacked and squatted 575#
September 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
They're saying that this *weekend's* shootings & fatalities are higher than the shoot of *just Labor Day the day* of previous years which is obviously dishonest, so I made a little table, and more people were killed last year and the year before and the year before that than this year
September 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Whatever this weird thistle weed is, apparently both bees and flies like it a lot and I think that's neat
August 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If you ask Deepseek about Tianenmen Square, it'll give you a canned response and then purge its working memory of ever having been asked about it. Chinese translation in alt text
August 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I have been poisoned
July 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My sister's dog has a very expressive face
July 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Florida, the Head Injury State
June 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Explains some things
June 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The flag of my people
June 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
1849 still works
1900 stops working after 5 years
1960 stops working after a year
2025 doesn't really work
June 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
TIL (from Wikipedia) that the fig is a tree with smooth white figs whose fruit is a type of fig with a green fig that may contain numerous crunchy figs.
June 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
May 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Girl fell asleep on my arm so hard she left an impression of her ear
May 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It's gonna burn your Face/Off
May 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Maybe we should just change the name to Gulf of Google Cowardice.
Not only did they *rush* to comply with this BS, they also don't even have the basic integrity to let users comment on it
May 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is us
May 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
April 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
April 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM