𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
@forcemanure.bsky.social
I'm here for FUN!
(Not court ordered like last time)
https://bsky.app/profile/forcemanure.bsky.social/search
(Not court ordered like last time)
https://bsky.app/profile/forcemanure.bsky.social/search
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
@forcemanure.bsky.social
· Jul 20
a man wearing a headset with a wp logo in the background
Alt: Jerry Lawler wearing a headset and scoffing at the idea of you
media.tenor.com
I'm a shitposter.
I'm a reply guy.
I do it all.
I'm a reply guy.
I do it all.
MACARENA BEFORE ZOD!!!
CUMBIA BEFORE ZOD!!!
ZUMBA BEFORE ZOD!!!
February 14, 2026 at 1:13 AM
MACARENA BEFORE ZOD!!!
IDK, trying to think of the next worse thing.
February 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
IDK, trying to think of the next worse thing.
Guys, its Friday
(the 13th)
(the 13th)
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Guys, its Friday
(the 13th)
(the 13th)
"Hello, 911? I lost my remote, it's stuck on Property Brothers, and there is a cat on my lap. What?
Yes, I would like an immediate helicopter rescue."
Yes, I would like an immediate helicopter rescue."
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
"Hello, 911? I lost my remote, it's stuck on Property Brothers, and there is a cat on my lap. What?
Yes, I would like an immediate helicopter rescue."
Yes, I would like an immediate helicopter rescue."
I'm the Mr. Rogers of changing my pants into sweats when I get home.
February 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I'm the Mr. Rogers of changing my pants into sweats when I get home.
me, flirting: [steals your beer and chugs it while maintaining eye contact]
me, flirting: [opens your beer bottle with a 50¢ coin]
me, flirting: [opens your beer bottle on the side of a table]
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
me, flirting: [steals your beer and chugs it while maintaining eye contact]
Age verification?
I was there three thousand years ago, when Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. I led Isildur into the heart of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged the one place it could be destroyed. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure
I was there three thousand years ago, when Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. I led Isildur into the heart of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged the one place it could be destroyed. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure
Age verification?
I remember seeing The Challenger explosion.
I remember seeing The Challenger explosion.
Age verification?
I watched the first moon landing live on tv
I watched the first moon landing live on tv
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Age verification?
I was there three thousand years ago, when Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. I led Isildur into the heart of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged the one place it could be destroyed. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure
I was there three thousand years ago, when Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. I led Isildur into the heart of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged the one place it could be destroyed. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure
Wait, this is a draft...no! Stop! Shit! No! Don't post this! Faaaaaawk!!!!
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Wait, this is a draft...no! Stop! Shit! No! Don't post this! Faaaaaawk!!!!
Who's your halftime performer? Wrong answers only.
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Who's your halftime performer? Wrong answers only.
hey NBC, get that shitstain off the TV.
Thanks,
Everyone.
Thanks,
Everyone.
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
hey NBC, get that shitstain off the TV.
Thanks,
Everyone.
Thanks,
Everyone.
Echo and The Bad Bunnymen
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Echo and The Bad Bunnymen
Happy Caturday from LONGCAT
February 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Happy Caturday from LONGCAT
my loot drops:
- The Anarchist Cookbook
- Swiss Army Knife
- Muffins
- The Anarchist Cookbook
- Swiss Army Knife
- Muffins
my loot drops:
- ham
- several cheeses
- ham
- several cheeses
my loot drops:
- a crystal
- several swords
- a crystal
- several swords
February 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
my loot drops:
- The Anarchist Cookbook
- Swiss Army Knife
- Muffins
- The Anarchist Cookbook
- Swiss Army Knife
- Muffins
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
My cat is ignoring you.
Why is this your fault?
Why is this your fault?
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
My cat is ignoring you.
Why is this your fault?
Why is this your fault?
okay, where the fuck are my keys?
February 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
okay, where the fuck are my keys?
Guys, it's Friday.
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Guys, it's Friday.
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
February 6, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Did anyone else have "summer break" growing up?
Was that real? Just nothing for 3 months in the best weather. No way that happened right?
Was that real? Just nothing for 3 months in the best weather. No way that happened right?
February 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Did anyone else have "summer break" growing up?
Was that real? Just nothing for 3 months in the best weather. No way that happened right?
Was that real? Just nothing for 3 months in the best weather. No way that happened right?
my person snuggled up to me on the couch after I made us dinner and said "you smell like the candy meat man"
I have no other hills to climb, no mountains to conquer
I have no other hills to climb, no mountains to conquer
February 5, 2026 at 8:04 AM
my person snuggled up to me on the couch after I made us dinner and said "you smell like the candy meat man"
I have no other hills to climb, no mountains to conquer
I have no other hills to climb, no mountains to conquer
Why is there a huge shift away from marketing yogurt to sour cream and cottage cheese?
Like, mmmm sour cream and strawberries! clumpy cottage cheese smoothies! yay! what a fucking party!
Like, mmmm sour cream and strawberries! clumpy cottage cheese smoothies! yay! what a fucking party!
February 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Why is there a huge shift away from marketing yogurt to sour cream and cottage cheese?
Like, mmmm sour cream and strawberries! clumpy cottage cheese smoothies! yay! what a fucking party!
Like, mmmm sour cream and strawberries! clumpy cottage cheese smoothies! yay! what a fucking party!
Reposted by 𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
[first day as a therapist]
"Yes. It's totally normal to share a locker at the YMCA with your therapist. Now hand me a towel."
"Yes. It's totally normal to share a locker at the YMCA with your therapist. Now hand me a towel."
[first day as a therapist]
scooch over, i wanna lie down too
scooch over, i wanna lie down too
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
[first day as a therapist]
"Yes. It's totally normal to share a locker at the YMCA with your therapist. Now hand me a towel."
"Yes. It's totally normal to share a locker at the YMCA with your therapist. Now hand me a towel."
Every time I measure something wrong an angle gets its wings.
Every time I type something wrong an angle gets its wings.
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Every time I measure something wrong an angle gets its wings.