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@forcemanure.bsky.social
I'm here for FUN!
(Not court ordered like last time)
https://bsky.app/profile/forcemanure.bsky.social/search
(Not court ordered like last time)
https://bsky.app/profile/forcemanure.bsky.social/search
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
@forcemanure.bsky.social
· Jul 20
a man wearing a headset with a wp logo in the background
Alt: Jerry Lawler wearing a headset and scoffing at the idea of you
media.tenor.com
I'm a shitposter.
I'm a reply guy.
I do it all.
I'm a reply guy.
I do it all.
My birthstone is a 2am Jack in the Box taco
December 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My birthstone is a 2am Jack in the Box taco
*brings a penny farthing to a bike fight*
*brings a penny whistle to a fife fight*
*brings a mistress to a wife fight
December 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
*brings a penny farthing to a bike fight*
Downgrading to OS9 as a lifestyle.
December 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Downgrading to OS9 as a lifestyle.
We are all the dog.
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
We are all the dog.
"Collective"
(only serves intravenous nutrient fluid)
(only serves intravenous nutrient fluid)
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"Collective"
(only serves intravenous nutrient fluid)
(only serves intravenous nutrient fluid)
Don't want to bring the mood down, but Horton Fucked a Who and they're trying to keep it quiet to continue his bullshit victim narrative and political aspirations.
December 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Don't want to bring the mood down, but Horton Fucked a Who and they're trying to keep it quiet to continue his bullshit victim narrative and political aspirations.
Rolling into '26
December 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Rolling into '26
High FiveKu ✋
December 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
High FiveKu ✋
Reposted by 𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
Caution: room is rapidly filling with ramen
December 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Caution: room is rapidly filling with ramen
Reposted by 𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
if you're short on bathroom counter space your waterpik can double as a handheld bidet
December 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
if you're short on bathroom counter space your waterpik can double as a handheld bidet
All the boys think she's a spy,
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
December 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
All the boys think she's a spy,
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
Retail Returns Line
Oops! All thumbs
December 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Retail Returns Line
If you are here looking to trip out, that’s called "shroomscrolling"
If you are here looking for love, that’s called “groomscrolling”
December 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If you are here looking to trip out, that’s called "shroomscrolling"
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
How I’m walking out of 2025
720p is a good enough new years resolution
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
720p is a good enough new years resolution
A New Year? In this economy?
December 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
A New Year? In this economy?
The Ice Storm is a Christmas movie
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The Ice Storm is a Christmas movie
search first name and glamour shot
this is quite literally a better version of me
this is quite literally a better version of me
December 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
search first name and glamour shot
this is quite literally a better version of me
this is quite literally a better version of me
Avengers: We're Over It
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Avengers: We're Over It
Time to post your favorite Santas mine is Drunk and Dirty Santa from Trading Places
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Time to post your favorite Santas mine is Drunk and Dirty Santa from Trading Places
Found your Christmas present
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Found your Christmas present
Making employees read a script as part of fake customer engagement. Starting with "Welcome in" My guy, neither one of us want to be here and we both know it.
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Making employees read a script as part of fake customer engagement. Starting with "Welcome in" My guy, neither one of us want to be here and we both know it.
Caddyshack is a Christmas Movie
December 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Caddyshack is a Christmas Movie
Death Race 2000 is a Christmas Movie
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Death Race 2000 is a Christmas Movie
Talking about Kush Lemon Cake Glue, but its a sex thing.
December 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Talking about Kush Lemon Cake Glue, but its a sex thing.