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Melissa Ingle
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Chief Data Scientist. Doctoral candidate in data science. Teacher. Mom to two teens and one goldendoodle. 🏳️‍⚧️ Library card holder. San Francisco resident 🌉
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The Programmer’s Credo (an oldie but a goodie)
Me, coming into a deathly quiet room of Patriots fans and seeing the score is 29-7 with 4 minutes left, ‘Oh it’s okay, it’s only a few baskets and they’ll be right back on top,’ until I am asked to leave.
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Today, I came across a Mignon Model 4 typewriter (c. 1925) which has one of the all-time unhinged designs. Who needs keys when you’ve got a pointer?! Just aim it at a letter and press a button - it couldn’t be more intuitive! I linked a video because I can’t begin to capture its glory in words.
Old typewriter Mignon Model 4 - AEG (1925)
YouTube video by Old Typerwriters and Calculators
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
DHS subpoenaed a private citizen’s emails and later sent two agents to his address because he sent an email to a prosecutor there. If you’re curious what type of email gets you on DHS’s radar, a plea for mercy for a refugee seems to do the trick.
February 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Sure you’ve play Wordle. You may have even played quordle or octordle, but have you played sedecordle set to 11-letter words?
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Lol. I applied to this company two hours ago. On a Saturday night.
February 8, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Very cool! Olivia Colman came out as nonbinary, "I’ve always felt sort of nonbinary, and never felt massively feminine in my being female. I've always described myself to my husband as a gay man. And he goes, 'Yeah, I get that.' And so I do feel at home and at ease [among the LGBTQ community.]”
Olivia Colman: 'I've always felt sort of nonbinary'
The actress discussed her feelings about gender in an interview promoting her latest film, Jimpa.
www.out.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 AM
I saw that someone say that leftists in America don’t support any of the current Democratic Party contenders for president in 2028. The post was intended as a critique of the left, but it’s like yeah, I want my candidates to work for my vote. I think we should be critical of all of these candidates.
February 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Send Help was such a blast! I almost avoided it because it’s listed as horror, and that’s not my thing, but I’m so glad I went. Sam Raimi in full gleeful manic mode, with pitch perfect casting. Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien are so perfect to their roles. Anyway, go see it! It’s super fun.
February 7, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Hell yeah! Nerds supporting trans people - many of whom are nerds themselves! Gotta love this.
“Magic: The Gathering” Gathers for Trans Lives, Raises $450,000 in Less Than Two Days
“Magic is political.”
open.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I’ve been in this departmental meeting my school has every week for doctoral students for 2 HOURS. The chair just asks ‘any questions’ and dude started talking about UBI. Bro we’re all just trying to get out of here.
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Siri - show me what I’d least enjoy doing on a Saturday in San Francisco. Please include root canals, spinal fusions, and bone marrow biopsies.
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Imagine sitting through the first year of Trump’s current presidency and being like ‘no way this guy lost fair and square’
On a far-right podcast this past weekend, conspiracy theorist Patrick Byrne claimed that the FBI Fulton County election center raid was "exactly what we were asking [Trump] to do" in the December 2020 Oval Office meeting that Byrne, Michael Flynn, & Sidney Powell had with Trump.
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
There were 3,000 immigration agents in Minneapolis at the height of Operation Metro Surge at an estimated taxpayer cost of $18M per WEEK for nearly 11 weeks (and counting). These agents arrested an estimated 3,000 people. That’s 1 agent per immigrant or > $100k per immigrant.
February 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Damn. Chloe Zhao was the first woman of color, first Chinese-born, and 2nd woman ever to win the best director Oscar (Nomadland, 2020) then directed in order, Eternals, a short about a Budweiser Clydesdale, a video game trailer, and then Hamnet for which she’s nominated for best director.
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Conservatives love to come on here, say the most racist thing you’ve ever heard, then get dunked on so hard they run back to X or the NY Times opinion pages going like ‘BlueSky just isn’t welcoming to conservative voices.’
February 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
A lot of talk lately about how evil George W Bush was, and how that doesn’t go away just because he gave a piece of candy to Michele Obama or whatever, but I also want to remind everyone that he was also really really stupid.
January 31, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Minnesotans are everything conservative Texans only claim to be: they resist tyranny, won’t let their rights be trampled. Alex Pretti was everything cons claim: brave, used his 2A rights to protect himself and his community, put his life on the line to protect women.

This is why they hate them.
January 31, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Melania rankings on Metacritic and RottenTomatoes
January 31, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Do you need a job, but you're kind of average? Have I got an opportunity for you!
January 30, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Update: He made it out of surgery! There’s a long road to recovery, but he can already walk (assisted). I think we’re in for along first night home, but we’ll get there! Here he is in the car ride home higher than any dog has ever been before.
January 28, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Why would Italy be upset that we’re sending our paramilitary death squad to their country without asking?
US to send ICE agents to Winter Olympics, prompting Italian anger
The US federal agency says it will not play an immigration role at February's event in Milan-Cortina.
www.bbc.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Saturday my dog seemed off. Standing stock still and glued to my side. He was lethargic and uncertain. By Sunday his front paws flopped uselessly. We were terrified, going to one vet then another to find he had a slipped disc. He’s 6 years old! He just underwent a 2.5 hr surgery. Pls send your love!
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Remember, don’t bring a gun to a protest or you’ll get shot. Don’t leave your gun at home or you’ll get shot. Definitely don’t drive your car near a protest or you’ll get shot, and for sure don’t stay in your own house or you’ll get shot. Finally, don’t go to your job, you’ll definitely get shot.
January 26, 2026 at 11:58 PM
We need a word for a female himbo.
January 25, 2026 at 8:47 PM