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ilsabones.bsky.social
Ilsa☠️
@ilsabones.bsky.social
Clinical psychologist/ professional sad girl
(She/her)
I need something stronger than “as per my previous email…”

What’s the most professional way to say “get fucked?”
February 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
If I do go to hell, I imagine it’ll sound a lot like my cat yowling at 4am
February 19, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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thanks, endorsed
February 19, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I’m so sorry to anyone who follows me for any actual reason. I’ve got sincere therapy-speak mixed with the dumbest jokes mixed with dog pictures. This isn’t parasocial so much as tiny little diary entries into the void.
February 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Some people are really out here just announcing their mommy issues for everyone
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
New paint new pant new paint
February 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Hi if you forget deodorant you can use the workplace hand sanitizer on your pits follow me for more tips
February 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
What do you do when you’re sick enough to feel sorry for yourself but not sick enough to call out of work?
February 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
We have all been victimized by the lady pocket industry sue them all
What's the statute of limitations on suing the whole women's apparel industry over inadequate pocket size? Because I still hold them responsible for that time my phone took a dip in a public toilet and was gone forever because my front lady pocket was only 2.5 inches deep
February 15, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.

It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
“The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common”
This is so spot on
February 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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This inspired me to post some random vintage nhl masks with some alt text info; little autism info brain dump for you … how would you like that?! Yeah? Good.
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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I hope you're wrapped in love today. ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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Citizens United has destroyed our country
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Some people are really out here just announcing their mommy issues for everyone
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Mug check?
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Why won’t you let me love you
I somehow doubt this is a message of love
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Age verification? I remember when tv had four channels and two were static
Age verification?
I was the first on my server to hit level 20 in the World of Warcraft beta.
Age verification? I used to rewind cassette tapes with a pencil.
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Rejoice!
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Would*

*go thrifting with
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Anyway. Here are some relaxation seals.
baby seal sound compilation to soothe the mind and put you to sleep
YouTube video by sleepy
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 2:06 PM
No amount of therapy is going to fix things caused by failures in the greater social system. This, entirely:
A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive.
And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.
February 8, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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Maybe...
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM