Ilsa☠️
@ilsabones.bsky.social
Clinical psychologist/ professional sad girl
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Me as a therapist: have you considered that there’s nothing wrong with you and it’s actually the patriarchy and systemic oppression that both creates distress and blames you for it?
Also me as a therapist: but are you getting the right kind of gummy bears?
Also me as a therapist: but are you getting the right kind of gummy bears?
me as a therapist: *makes a very therapist and eloquent statement that will virtually guarantee the good
mental health of any client* {realises i don’t have any clients and im talking to my cat}
mental health of any client* {realises i don’t have any clients and im talking to my cat}
Me, as a therapist: Have you tried buying some Japanese kitchen knives about it?
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Me as a therapist: have you considered that there’s nothing wrong with you and it’s actually the patriarchy and systemic oppression that both creates distress and blames you for it?
Also me as a therapist: but are you getting the right kind of gummy bears?
Also me as a therapist: but are you getting the right kind of gummy bears?
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
Calling new Chalants to the front
Wanna join my Chalant club?
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Calling new Chalants to the front
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*pounding palm on table* CHA-LANT! CHA-LANT! CHA-LANT!
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
*pounding palm on table* CHA-LANT! CHA-LANT! CHA-LANT!
I’m anti-nonchalance.
I’m pro-chalance.
I’m pro-chalance.
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m anti-nonchalance.
I’m pro-chalance.
I’m pro-chalance.
Who am I kidding - in *this* economy?
Bring back tomato-throwing
It's incredible that we let billionaires bloviate about their policy views without throwing tomatoes at them. We know what they want, they want policies that work for a few dozen people and immiserate the other 300 million. Not interested!
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Who am I kidding - in *this* economy?
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The idea that sexual abuse is part of “private” life instead of a public crisis has done incalculable damage. Anti-rape activists have to fight to even make it possible to expose sexual abuse as a wrongdoing in public without being silenced and undermined. That fight is far from won
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The idea that sexual abuse is part of “private” life instead of a public crisis has done incalculable damage. Anti-rape activists have to fight to even make it possible to expose sexual abuse as a wrongdoing in public without being silenced and undermined. That fight is far from won
Bring back tomato-throwing
It's incredible that we let billionaires bloviate about their policy views without throwing tomatoes at them. We know what they want, they want policies that work for a few dozen people and immiserate the other 300 million. Not interested!
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Bring back tomato-throwing
lol I can’t believe I get to actually do this work hell yeah
Me as a therapist: have you considered that there’s nothing wrong with you and it’s actually the patriarchy and systemic oppression that both creates distress and blames you for it?
Also me as a therapist: but are you getting the right kind of gummy bears?
Also me as a therapist: but are you getting the right kind of gummy bears?
me as a therapist: *makes a very therapist and eloquent statement that will virtually guarantee the good
mental health of any client* {realises i don’t have any clients and im talking to my cat}
mental health of any client* {realises i don’t have any clients and im talking to my cat}
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
lol I can’t believe I get to actually do this work hell yeah
Me as a therapist: have you considered that there’s nothing wrong with you and it’s actually the patriarchy and systemic oppression that both creates distress and blames you for it?
Also me as a therapist: but are you getting the right kind of gummy bears?
Also me as a therapist: but are you getting the right kind of gummy bears?
me as a therapist: *makes a very therapist and eloquent statement that will virtually guarantee the good
mental health of any client* {realises i don’t have any clients and im talking to my cat}
mental health of any client* {realises i don’t have any clients and im talking to my cat}
Me, as a therapist: Have you tried buying some Japanese kitchen knives about it?
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Me as a therapist: have you considered that there’s nothing wrong with you and it’s actually the patriarchy and systemic oppression that both creates distress and blames you for it?
Also me as a therapist: but are you getting the right kind of gummy bears?
Also me as a therapist: but are you getting the right kind of gummy bears?
Would love to collaborate with more people doing psych assessments. Do we have a feed yet? #TherapistSky #TherapistsConnect #psychology #neuropsychology
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Would love to collaborate with more people doing psych assessments. Do we have a feed yet? #TherapistSky #TherapistsConnect #psychology #neuropsychology
It will forever perplex me that people here give directions based on what isn’t there anymore. I’m gonna give you all directions based on magical invisible things. “Turn left by the building that I wish was a castle full of books and coffee”
In the mean time, I'll be using this pic as a Rhode Island meme template.
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It will forever perplex me that people here give directions based on what isn’t there anymore. I’m gonna give you all directions based on magical invisible things. “Turn left by the building that I wish was a castle full of books and coffee”
Sorry I can’t go out tonight. I have to go stare at pages in public until opinion columnists get mad.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sorry I can’t go out tonight. I have to go stare at pages in public until opinion columnists get mad.
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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in these uncertain times, what we all need is more molasses
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
in these uncertain times, what we all need is more molasses
Bring molasses back
if you like brown sugar better than white sugar, what you actually like is molasses
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Bring molasses back
If I may, I highly recommend keeping pie in your car for after a punk show
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If I may, I highly recommend keeping pie in your car for after a punk show
I really want to quit instagram for all the reasons except that pretty things soothe my brain
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I really want to quit instagram for all the reasons except that pretty things soothe my brain
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Also everyone would get a free puppy and a rad haircut.
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Also everyone would get a free puppy and a rad haircut.
Not enough of you have appreciated this gem of a clip and it shows.
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Not enough of you have appreciated this gem of a clip and it shows.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
It’s open enrollment which is a great time to reflect on how, in addition to being responsible for all my medical bills, I have to pay for a weekly fancy sushi lunch for the team over at BCBS with the dim hope that *someday* they might do me a solid and not let me die.
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s open enrollment which is a great time to reflect on how, in addition to being responsible for all my medical bills, I have to pay for a weekly fancy sushi lunch for the team over at BCBS with the dim hope that *someday* they might do me a solid and not let me die.
Also everyone would get a free puppy and a rad haircut.
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Also everyone would get a free puppy and a rad haircut.