Tracey No™️
@traceyno.bsky.social
“I’m sorry I accused you of murder, American TV legend Henry Winkler.”
- BoJack Horseman
Cheese slut. Much cat. Subversive hussy
Mad as a box of rocks #bipolar
She/her 🏳️🌈
- BoJack Horseman
Cheese slut. Much cat. Subversive hussy
Mad as a box of rocks #bipolar
She/her 🏳️🌈
Pinned
thought i was going to bed but alas
December 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
thought i was going to bed but alas
just dumped a full hot cup of tea down my front. regular readers will know i’ve given myself nasty 2nd degree burns twice via tea in the last couple of years. luckily this time the impenetrable thickness of my jumper saved me from a terrible torso injury
December 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
just dumped a full hot cup of tea down my front. regular readers will know i’ve given myself nasty 2nd degree burns twice via tea in the last couple of years. luckily this time the impenetrable thickness of my jumper saved me from a terrible torso injury
being mulched would fix me
December 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
being mulched would fix me
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roses are red
you’re a brunette
you’re a brunette
December 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
roses are red
you’re a brunette
you’re a brunette
a neighbour posted in the group chat something along the lines of “ok which one of you wants to admit to stealing my parcel before i download my camera footage”
now idk how long it takes to download a ring camera but he’s been silent for an hour
now idk how long it takes to download a ring camera but he’s been silent for an hour
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
a neighbour posted in the group chat something along the lines of “ok which one of you wants to admit to stealing my parcel before i download my camera footage”
now idk how long it takes to download a ring camera but he’s been silent for an hour
now idk how long it takes to download a ring camera but he’s been silent for an hour
choose your fighters. i want cat’s paw and arsenic
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
choose your fighters. i want cat’s paw and arsenic
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We are all this seal.
December 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We are all this seal.
not saying im sick of winter already, but i’ve gone slightly funkier than usual with lucy’s new scratching post
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
not saying im sick of winter already, but i’ve gone slightly funkier than usual with lucy’s new scratching post
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Shout-out to this little master criminal, who used a five second window of opportunity to do a standing vertical jump four feet in the air and neatly pluck the topmost bread roll from the bowl
December 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Shout-out to this little master criminal, who used a five second window of opportunity to do a standing vertical jump four feet in the air and neatly pluck the topmost bread roll from the bowl
deadass
phantassm
the ghost of christmas assed
phantassm
the ghost of christmas assed
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
www.thecut.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
deadass
phantassm
the ghost of christmas assed
phantassm
the ghost of christmas assed
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rat charcuterie
December 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
rat charcuterie
lucy just did a fart that could create civil unrest. or suffocate it. bit either/or, that one
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
lucy just did a fart that could create civil unrest. or suffocate it. bit either/or, that one
lucy just lifted her back leg for a wash and did a little fart and honestly if we all do that it’ll probably save a lot of overnight gastrointestinal distress
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
lucy just lifted her back leg for a wash and did a little fart and honestly if we all do that it’ll probably save a lot of overnight gastrointestinal distress
still punk, i whisper as i tear up watching the nutcracker
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
still punk, i whisper as i tear up watching the nutcracker
dinnerrrrr (then nap)
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
dinnerrrrr (then nap)
i got a small pumpkin at halloween hoping lucy would sit on it like an egg until it hatched even smaller pumpkins but she refused
December 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
i got a small pumpkin at halloween hoping lucy would sit on it like an egg until it hatched even smaller pumpkins but she refused
"What's to day, my fine fellow!"
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
"What's to day, my fine fellow!"
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mry chrsms you filthy animals
December 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
mry chrsms you filthy animals
in this house we use all of the terry’s chocolate orange
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
in this house we use all of the terry’s chocolate orange
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