Tracey Ho Ho No™️
@traceyno.bsky.social
“I’m sorry I accused you of murder, American TV legend Henry Winkler.”
- BoJack Horseman
Cheese slut. Much cat. Subversive hussy
Mad as a box of rocks #bipolar
She/her 🏳️🌈
- BoJack Horseman
Cheese slut. Much cat. Subversive hussy
Mad as a box of rocks #bipolar
She/her 🏳️🌈
Pinned
me as a therapist: ew gross. you have feelings? that’s GROSS
Me, as a therapist: have you tried growing the fuck up
Me, as a therapist: Just do it. It'll feel good. You know you want to.
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
me as a therapist: ew gross. you have feelings? that’s GROSS
burned my mouth on chicken casserole and i’m blaming you 🫵
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
burned my mouth on chicken casserole and i’m blaming you 🫵
lucy just got woken up by the window cleaner’s long brush (the noise of it on the window, he didn’t poke her. not that you’d know from her face)
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
lucy just got woken up by the window cleaner’s long brush (the noise of it on the window, he didn’t poke her. not that you’d know from her face)
me as a therapist: *makes a very therapist and eloquent statement that will virtually guarantee the good
mental health of any client* {realises i don’t have any clients and im talking to my cat}
mental health of any client* {realises i don’t have any clients and im talking to my cat}
Me, as a therapist: Have you tried buying some Japanese kitchen knives about it?
Me, as a therapist: Could we just sit in silence for a bit, I'm slightly overwhelmed and need to have a word with myself.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
me as a therapist: *makes a very therapist and eloquent statement that will virtually guarantee the good
mental health of any client* {realises i don’t have any clients and im talking to my cat}
mental health of any client* {realises i don’t have any clients and im talking to my cat}
new wig who dis
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
new wig who dis
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Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
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I don't know who 2 believe
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don't know who 2 believe
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This coffee isn't working. I wonder if this will help. *smokes crack*
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This coffee isn't working. I wonder if this will help. *smokes crack*
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The new James Bond
Problem solved
Problem solved
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The new James Bond
Problem solved
Problem solved
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Okay well first of all you have to imagine a 𝑛th dimensional non-euclidian space, bisecting a separate but 𝑛+1 bubble universe containing The Daily Mail. Have you done that? Okay good, now 1/522
Could someone explain to me what is meant when a British person refers to "the middle class" ? Like, in the US, as I hear it, it basically just means a person who makes a certain amount of money, not too far below and not wildly above the median. Seems like a complex concept when UK writers use it?
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Okay well first of all you have to imagine a 𝑛th dimensional non-euclidian space, bisecting a separate but 𝑛+1 bubble universe containing The Daily Mail. Have you done that? Okay good, now 1/522
describe your cat’s personality with one photo
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
describe your cat’s personality with one photo
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Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
does anyone want a xmas wreath (display model is not for you i made it for me) i need a project
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
does anyone want a xmas wreath (display model is not for you i made it for me) i need a project
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Hello. I am here to business
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Hello. I am here to business
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Where's your fucking poppy
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Where's your fucking poppy
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meta this, meta that, but I bet Zuckerberg has never met a friend
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
meta this, meta that, but I bet Zuckerberg has never met a friend
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He's reading your posts again
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
He's reading your posts again
mum just called with many horrible updates. she fell over and bust her head on friday (she’s ok), her mum is in hospital with an infection and bowel blockage, and my youngest sister in australia is splitting up with her husband 😑😭
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
mum just called with many horrible updates. she fell over and bust her head on friday (she’s ok), her mum is in hospital with an infection and bowel blockage, and my youngest sister in australia is splitting up with her husband 😑😭
everything is shitty and i’m going to air fry a cheese toastie about it
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
everything is shitty and i’m going to air fry a cheese toastie about it
*finding something so out of date in the fridge you consult a calendar just to check it’s not a big misunderstanding*
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
*finding something so out of date in the fridge you consult a calendar just to check it’s not a big misunderstanding*