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Leo 🍑
@freepearn.bsky.social
Never met a cat who wasn't pleased to see me. Certified as unbulliable. Magic butt. Good Danger. @colken.bsky.social 's personal deity. Pantsportsman. The Blue-sky Buckaroo. Vomits less than an unnamed Hollyoaks star. Parody.

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Might go to Wales on Saturday. Start some fires or something
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Accidentally bought a wine bottle with a cork so I guess I'm drinking it all tonight
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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The new James Bond

Problem solved
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
bbc stands for bink bony club
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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describe your cat’s personality with one photo
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Rawwwrrr
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Cannot finish work because getting up might disturb him
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Here he is! Get him!
Charles Patriarchy
Father
France, Eure-et-Loir, Parish and Civil Registration, 1526-1902
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
That's quite enough businessing
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Hello. I am here to business
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
He's reading your posts again
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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meta this, meta that, but I bet Zuckerberg has never met a friend
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Where's your fucking poppy
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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happy 9/11 for all who celebrate
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Who tf isn't getting through their ginger every 3 weeks
I'm sorry what? I was born with these bay leaves and so help me god I'll die with these bay leaves
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Lovely summer day today
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Right. If we can procrastinate for the next 20 mins I won't have time to go to the gym
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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bluesky mods retire bitch
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Lucy is at it again
such remember. so gunpowder. much plot. very treason. wow
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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side note, at football last night i cleared the ball from the back as some forwards were running on to me, one of them jumped so I kept it low to get to the winger, it hit the ref at full speed and toppled him over and coins fell out of his pockets everywhere like he was sonic and hit a spike
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Why did none of you tell me that I should not play 2 games of football back to back?
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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The people on bluesky are so nice. Imagine if they were real.
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM