Leo 🍑
@freepearn.bsky.social
Never met a cat who wasn't pleased to see me. Certified as unbulliable. Magic butt. Good Danger. @colken.bsky.social 's personal deity. Pantsportsman. The Blue-sky Buckaroo. Vomits less than an unnamed Hollyoaks star. Parody.
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Ok, so how do you get a snazzy nickname like that?
February 4, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Ok, so how do you get a snazzy nickname like that?
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Yeah, feels like it, doesn't it?
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Yeah, feels like it, doesn't it?
Chocolate
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Chocolate
This was Too Much Meat
They weren't kidding
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
This was Too Much Meat
Finally history got to the good bit
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Finally history got to the good bit
I've summoned this to be delivered 4 minutes after i get home
February 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I've summoned this to be delivered 4 minutes after i get home
Wanted me to feel represented
Why did they try and make Kirk such a horny character when William shatner is neither good looking not charismatic
February 1, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Wanted me to feel represented
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January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The perfect meal doesn't exist
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The perfect meal doesn't exist
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Saw this on Instagram earlier, and it floored me.
You need to stay for the entire 19 seconds...
You need to stay for the entire 19 seconds...
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Saw this on Instagram earlier, and it floored me.
You need to stay for the entire 19 seconds...
You need to stay for the entire 19 seconds...
Could stay sat down. Could go to pub. What will happen? Who can say?
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Could stay sat down. Could go to pub. What will happen? Who can say?
That time of day again
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 PM
That time of day again
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We're "A dressed ship showing flag positions"
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 AM
We're "A dressed ship showing flag positions"
Guess I'm standing up for work today
January 30, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Guess I'm standing up for work today
NO MEANING
January 30, 2026 at 8:07 AM
NO MEANING
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Joseph of Nazareth:
where the fuck did this sun come from
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Joseph of Nazareth:
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
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Octopus: *wields eight guns*
Cat: That all you got?
Cat: That all you got?
January 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Octopus: *wields eight guns*
Cat: That all you got?
Cat: That all you got?
Can I shock you... I wasn't actually counting the position, just vaguely in the right place and vibes
Pick an integer between 0 and 10,431 (exclusive). Tell me what that number is and you might get a treat
January 29, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Can I shock you... I wasn't actually counting the position, just vaguely in the right place and vibes
Having a nice cup of tea
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Having a nice cup of tea
Don't
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Don't
Pick an integer between 0 and 10,431 (exclusive). Tell me what that number is and you might get a treat
January 29, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Pick an integer between 0 and 10,431 (exclusive). Tell me what that number is and you might get a treat