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Leo 🍑
@freepearn.bsky.social
Never met a cat who wasn't pleased to see me. Certified as unbulliable. Magic butt. Good Danger. @colken.bsky.social 's personal deity. Pantsportsman. The Blue-sky Buckaroo. Vomits less than an unnamed Hollyoaks star. Parody.

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Whatever it is I'm not following it...
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Hi
guy whose cat keeps filling their internet history with nsfw searches
February 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Would anyone like to buy a Boss TU-3? It mostly lived in my gig bag, so it's scratched up good, but it's Boss so obviously it still works flawlessly. Buffered input so you can use it for re-amping too. DM if interested. Ta x
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Every action movie has an equal and opposite reaction movie
February 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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tried to fix my overthinking but went too hard and now i’m riddled with underthinking
February 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Hello sexy people. Tomorrow you'll see A LOT of messages about Bandcamp Friday. I would just like you to know I only have 3 copies of my recent EP on cassette left, and I'm telling you today because by the end of tomorrow I would love to say I had sold out

hawaiiworms.bandcamp.com/album/kiosk-67
Kiosk 67, by HawaiiWorms
4 track album
hawaiiworms.bandcamp.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Tweet theft
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Time for a well earned tea break
February 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Ok, so how do you get a snazzy nickname like that?
February 4, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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Yeah, feels like it, doesn't it?
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Chocolate
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This was Too Much Meat
They weren't kidding
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
They weren't kidding
February 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Finally history got to the good bit
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I've summoned this to be delivered 4 minutes after i get home
The perfect meal doesn't exist
February 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Wanted me to feel represented
Why did they try and make Kirk such a horny character when William shatner is neither good looking not charismatic
February 1, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Working! On a Sunday
February 1, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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The Matrix (1999)
Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski
#oneperfectshot 📽️
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The perfect meal doesn't exist
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Haven’t we all
January 31, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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Saw this on Instagram earlier, and it floored me.

You need to stay for the entire 19 seconds...
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Could stay sat down. Could go to pub. What will happen? Who can say?
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
That time of day again
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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We're "A dressed ship showing flag positions"
tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 AM