HawaiiWorms
@hawaiiworms.bsky.social
Ridiculous aging hipster. Not from Hawaii. Or a worm. He/him. New EP "Kiosk 67" out now on @analoguetrash.com
Bass and synths and ghostrock:
https://linktr.ee/HawaiiWorms and https://linktr.ee/Flangecircus
Bass and synths and ghostrock:
https://linktr.ee/HawaiiWorms and https://linktr.ee/Flangecircus
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HawaiiWorms
@hawaiiworms.bsky.social
· Sep 22
It's the 8th anniversary of the time I tried to find a photo on my phone to show my hairdresser how I wanted my hair cut and showed him this instead
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Fucking hell
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Fucking hell
Spending my Monday mowing at work sending my Hungarian colleague GIFs of Troy Parrot scoring until he reports me to HR
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Spending my Monday mowing at work sending my Hungarian colleague GIFs of Troy Parrot scoring until he reports me to HR
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Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
Hey Hungary...bet you're as sick as a Parrot
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hey Hungary...bet you're as sick as a Parrot
I need help please friends:
On a scale from wasted to destroyed, how drunk should I get tonight?
On a scale from wasted to destroyed, how drunk should I get tonight?
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I need help please friends:
On a scale from wasted to destroyed, how drunk should I get tonight?
On a scale from wasted to destroyed, how drunk should I get tonight?
Wes cube
Wes cube
Spinning Wes cube
I'm feeling really sick
From looking at this prick
Wes cube
Spinning Wes cube
I'm feeling really sick
From looking at this prick
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Wes cube
Wes cube
Spinning Wes cube
I'm feeling really sick
From looking at this prick
Wes cube
Spinning Wes cube
I'm feeling really sick
From looking at this prick
Let the record state that I was absolutely correct in my pre-match convictions
I'm clearly in need of an intervention, because not only have I shelled out £2.50 to watch Ireland on Amazon tonight, I've also convinced myself that we're going to beat Portugal somehow
#coybig
#coybig
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Let the record state that I was absolutely correct in my pre-match convictions
Hahahah fuck off Ronaldo
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hahahah fuck off Ronaldo
BLOW THE FINAL WHISTLE NOW
I'm clearly in need of an intervention, because not only have I shelled out £2.50 to watch Ireland on Amazon tonight, I've also convinced myself that we're going to beat Portugal somehow
#coybig
#coybig
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
BLOW THE FINAL WHISTLE NOW
I'm clearly in need of an intervention, because not only have I shelled out £2.50 to watch Ireland on Amazon tonight, I've also convinced myself that we're going to beat Portugal somehow
#coybig
#coybig
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I'm clearly in need of an intervention, because not only have I shelled out £2.50 to watch Ireland on Amazon tonight, I've also convinced myself that we're going to beat Portugal somehow
#coybig
#coybig
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Looking through some old snaps recently, I found this curio from the late '80s, taken by my friend Jason. I asked him what the object is, and... well, mystery solved (answer in the alt-text). But I still think it's a cracking pic. I love the reflection and the way everything blurs *just enough*.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Looking through some old snaps recently, I found this curio from the late '80s, taken by my friend Jason. I asked him what the object is, and... well, mystery solved (answer in the alt-text). But I still think it's a cracking pic. I love the reflection and the way everything blurs *just enough*.
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Did Bod’s dad have a dad bod? Because Bod did.
October 8, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Did Bod’s dad have a dad bod? Because Bod did.
Age yourself with gaming
(This is the greatest computer game of all time and I accept no arguments from anyone)
(This is the greatest computer game of all time and I accept no arguments from anyone)
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Age yourself with gaming
(This is the greatest computer game of all time and I accept no arguments from anyone)
(This is the greatest computer game of all time and I accept no arguments from anyone)
IsKeithStarmerDeadYet dot com
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
IsKeithStarmerDeadYet dot com
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🎵Hotel Ucum, spunk is free,
Jizz and semen, there's enough for everyone
No one is missing a sex-wee
So don't worry, you've got love juice 🎵
Jizz and semen, there's enough for everyone
No one is missing a sex-wee
So don't worry, you've got love juice 🎵
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
🎵Hotel Ucum, spunk is free,
Jizz and semen, there's enough for everyone
No one is missing a sex-wee
So don't worry, you've got love juice 🎵
Jizz and semen, there's enough for everyone
No one is missing a sex-wee
So don't worry, you've got love juice 🎵
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James Bond isn't dead, I have no idea what you lot are talking about
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
James Bond isn't dead, I have no idea what you lot are talking about
Posting feet on main
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Posting feet on main
Why does laundry never end? Why does ironing never end?
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Why does laundry never end? Why does ironing never end?
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This thread sparked an absolute deluge of delighted content. So much so that @pantosplaining.bsky.social now exists.
@benbaker.bsky.social and I take a panto poster of yesteryear and see what we can find out about it. The Pilot is out now - watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovYe... with visual aids.
@benbaker.bsky.social and I take a panto poster of yesteryear and see what we can find out about it. The Pilot is out now - watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovYe... with visual aids.
HIVE MIND: What's the greatest panto poster you've ever seen? Comment below.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
This thread sparked an absolute deluge of delighted content. So much so that @pantosplaining.bsky.social now exists.
@benbaker.bsky.social and I take a panto poster of yesteryear and see what we can find out about it. The Pilot is out now - watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovYe... with visual aids.
@benbaker.bsky.social and I take a panto poster of yesteryear and see what we can find out about it. The Pilot is out now - watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovYe... with visual aids.
Hot: Witchfinder General
Not: BBC Director General
Not: BBC Director General
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hot: Witchfinder General
Not: BBC Director General
Not: BBC Director General
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incredible thread, incredible collection of linked threads
The studio that made the shitty coca-cola AI ad getting their teeth kicked in on socials bc of how icky bad it is, then the studio CEO coming out insulting and dismissing folks kicking their teeth in, and THEN releasing the worst ever cover up “hey we actually made this by hand” scam vid
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November 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
incredible thread, incredible collection of linked threads