Matt Thrower
@mattthr.bsky.social
Board game writer. Words on IGN, GamesRadar, Senet and many others. There will be puns.
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Matt Thrower
@mattthr.bsky.social
· Nov 15
There was a win-a-toy stall at the local fair where all the kids wanted to get a certain Sith with a dual lightsaber. But I watched all night and not one of them did. When I challenged the stall holder whether it was rigged he shrugged and said "you can't win the Maul"
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Hang on, I had missed the fact that the AI Skills Hub cost £4m. mahadk.com/posts/ai-ski... If this wasn't tax payers' money it would be quite funny. Also, can only assume PWC spent some time rolling around in gold because they did NOT spend it on building this
The UK paid £4.1 million for a bookmarks site
Or, as they like to call it, the 'AI Skills Hub'. Which was built by PwC because of course it was
mahadk.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Hang on, I had missed the fact that the AI Skills Hub cost £4m. mahadk.com/posts/ai-ski... If this wasn't tax payers' money it would be quite funny. Also, can only assume PWC spent some time rolling around in gold because they did NOT spend it on building this
Still chuckling at the thought of Sam, sitting solemnly at home, believing himself to have pulled off a righteous rhetorical trick of Churchillian brilliance that we're going to be mocking for years to come.
“How’s that boot taste?” “It tastes like freedom” is an incredible joke and I’m so MAD this dumdum said it 100% seriously. What a waste. I could have gotten triple digits with a shitpost like that.
Seems like he is stepping down immediately by his own decision.
This doesn’t change my views on DT at all, as I don’t think it should others either. But good riddance to yet another stain this industry has platformed for far too long.
This doesn’t change my views on DT at all, as I don’t think it should others either. But good riddance to yet another stain this industry has platformed for far too long.
January 29, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Still chuckling at the thought of Sam, sitting solemnly at home, believing himself to have pulled off a righteous rhetorical trick of Churchillian brilliance that we're going to be mocking for years to come.
If anyone has unsubbed from the Dice Tower and would still like regular board game content that doesn't involve God, Boots*, or the lionisation of fascist martyrs, I do have a patreon.
www.patreon.com/c/mattthr
*may occasionally involve boots
www.patreon.com/c/mattthr
*may occasionally involve boots
Get more from Play Matt! on Patreon
creating Board Game Stories
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January 29, 2026 at 6:22 PM
If anyone has unsubbed from the Dice Tower and would still like regular board game content that doesn't involve God, Boots*, or the lionisation of fascist martyrs, I do have a patreon.
www.patreon.com/c/mattthr
*may occasionally involve boots
www.patreon.com/c/mattthr
*may occasionally involve boots
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“How’s that boot taste?” “It tastes like freedom” is an incredible joke and I’m so MAD this dumdum said it 100% seriously. What a waste. I could have gotten triple digits with a shitpost like that.
Seems like he is stepping down immediately by his own decision.
This doesn’t change my views on DT at all, as I don’t think it should others either. But good riddance to yet another stain this industry has platformed for far too long.
This doesn’t change my views on DT at all, as I don’t think it should others either. But good riddance to yet another stain this industry has platformed for far too long.
January 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
“How’s that boot taste?” “It tastes like freedom” is an incredible joke and I’m so MAD this dumdum said it 100% seriously. What a waste. I could have gotten triple digits with a shitpost like that.
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A reminder of the character of Sam Healey. This is who he is, he makes no apologies for it either. Stop giving him and the organizations that promote and platform him anything.
He will continue to do MAGA bullshit, its on you to stop giving him support and a platform.
He will continue to do MAGA bullshit, its on you to stop giving him support and a platform.
January 29, 2026 at 1:54 AM
A reminder of the character of Sam Healey. This is who he is, he makes no apologies for it either. Stop giving him and the organizations that promote and platform him anything.
He will continue to do MAGA bullshit, its on you to stop giving him support and a platform.
He will continue to do MAGA bullshit, its on you to stop giving him support and a platform.
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Something I've been thinking about since the AI hype started is that the inevitable end game here is that human interaction will only be for people who can afford to pay for it. This isn't accessibility, it's automated inequity
We want to make sure tutoring isn't the preserve of a lucky few, but accessible to every child who needs it.
AI can help us do that.
Safe, personalised, one-to-one learning support to help every child achieve and thrive.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
AI can help us do that.
Safe, personalised, one-to-one learning support to help every child achieve and thrive.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
Poorest pupils to be given AI tutors
Bridget Phillipson says tuition would no longer be the preserve of ‘the lucky few’
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Something I've been thinking about since the AI hype started is that the inevitable end game here is that human interaction will only be for people who can afford to pay for it. This isn't accessibility, it's automated inequity
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uh oh, shame on me, went down a rabbit hole on FB and BGG. Jesus tapdancing Christ.
These folk need to refocus and look out the window: the “dark underbelly” they speak of isn’t in the board gaming hobby at all, it’s right outside their door, it’s killing innocent people, & they’re supporting it.
These folk need to refocus and look out the window: the “dark underbelly” they speak of isn’t in the board gaming hobby at all, it’s right outside their door, it’s killing innocent people, & they’re supporting it.
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
uh oh, shame on me, went down a rabbit hole on FB and BGG. Jesus tapdancing Christ.
These folk need to refocus and look out the window: the “dark underbelly” they speak of isn’t in the board gaming hobby at all, it’s right outside their door, it’s killing innocent people, & they’re supporting it.
These folk need to refocus and look out the window: the “dark underbelly” they speak of isn’t in the board gaming hobby at all, it’s right outside their door, it’s killing innocent people, & they’re supporting it.
any of my followers know much about automapper in C#?
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 PM
any of my followers know much about automapper in C#?
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The Dice Tower's silence on Sam Healy's fascist apologia is bad — hot take, I know — but it's also in line with this hobby's paradoxical insistence that games are simultaneously art and apolitical.
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The Dice Tower's silence on Sam Healy's fascist apologia is bad — hot take, I know — but it's also in line with this hobby's paradoxical insistence that games are simultaneously art and apolitical.
It's pretty well worn by now that anyone who posts that argument is effectively arguing that the status quo is fine. So at best they're dissembling to try not to lose portions of their audience
The falsehood that board games + board gamers + board game spaces *aren't* inherently political has always been a huge red flag.
Dice Tower built their entire brand on people - mainly white men - who believe or want to believe or need to believe this fallacy.
Dice Tower built their entire brand on people - mainly white men - who believe or want to believe or need to believe this fallacy.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
It's pretty well worn by now that anyone who posts that argument is effectively arguing that the status quo is fine. So at best they're dissembling to try not to lose portions of their audience
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oh, and it’s unfortunate that the Dice Tower and the current president have the same initials, I guess
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 PM
oh, and it’s unfortunate that the Dice Tower and the current president have the same initials, I guess
Ladies and gentlemen, Sam Healey. Religion and Fox news are one hell of a speedball combo.
January 29, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, Sam Healey. Religion and Fox news are one hell of a speedball combo.
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![3-panel comic. (1) [Three small arthropods on ocean floor.] ARTHROPOD 1: Now that we’re multicellular, what are your plans? I’m gonna evolve little legs and swim around with them! ARTHROPOD 2: I’m gonna evolve sharp pincers and use them to crunch stuff! ARTHROPOD 3: I’m gonna evolve glands to make string from my butt and use it to construct elaborate geometric nets hundreds of times my size to catch other animals. (2) [Silence] (3) ARTHROPOD 1: *Dude.* ARTHROPOD 2: Can you *please* just be normal about this? ARTHROPOD 3: *What??!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia3p425asp237hjolbn5lly6g6hzm2eoygqjpkd5dii6zrwqnp7qi@jpeg)
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Sam Healey once again failing a basic character test. He's an absolute millstone around the Dice Towers neck. I wonder if Tom will actually say anything about this or just keep pretending that politics don't matter in the USA these days.
January 28, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Sam Healey once again failing a basic character test. He's an absolute millstone around the Dice Towers neck. I wonder if Tom will actually say anything about this or just keep pretending that politics don't matter in the USA these days.
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This hits me in my nerd humor spot.
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 AM
This hits me in my nerd humor spot.
Dear God, my expectations were low yet it's actually a lot worse than I imagined.
I think I might take one of these "under 20 minutes" AI skills courses the UK Govt. seems very keen on everyone doing and live-post it here... Maybe we can all learn something together! The press release sends me to aiskillshub.org.uk/aiskillsboost/ - let's go and see!
AI Skills Boost - AI Skills Hub
aiskillshub.org.uk
January 29, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Dear God, my expectations were low yet it's actually a lot worse than I imagined.
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Obligatory
January 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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I absolutely adore this gif. It's by far my most used. It says so much with so little. Honestly believe this is one of the greatest moments of non-verbal acting ever.
a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
ALT: a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I absolutely adore this gif. It's by far my most used. It says so much with so little. Honestly believe this is one of the greatest moments of non-verbal acting ever.
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Tbf the entire government is currently straightforward tools that somehow always give a wrong answer.
January 28, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Tbf the entire government is currently straightforward tools that somehow always give a wrong answer.
See a butt, post a butt
January 28, 2026 at 2:07 PM
See a butt, post a butt
The amount of errors I've made with this model is infuriating. First I got metal flecks all over the skin and had to redo it all, now I've put gloss varnish on instead of matte.
I know it's Nurgle but I only want the slimy bits to shine. Not all of it.
Just want to put my painting stuff away!!
I know it's Nurgle but I only want the slimy bits to shine. Not all of it.
Just want to put my painting stuff away!!
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 PM
The amount of errors I've made with this model is infuriating. First I got metal flecks all over the skin and had to redo it all, now I've put gloss varnish on instead of matte.
I know it's Nurgle but I only want the slimy bits to shine. Not all of it.
Just want to put my painting stuff away!!
I know it's Nurgle but I only want the slimy bits to shine. Not all of it.
Just want to put my painting stuff away!!
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Rebirth got nominated for an As d'Or 2026! 🔥
Thank you - ALL of you - who helped making Rebirth a big success! 🥰
#rebirth #reinerknizia #mightyboards
Thank you - ALL of you - who helped making Rebirth a big success! 🥰
#rebirth #reinerknizia #mightyboards
January 28, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Rebirth got nominated for an As d'Or 2026! 🔥
Thank you - ALL of you - who helped making Rebirth a big success! 🥰
#rebirth #reinerknizia #mightyboards
Thank you - ALL of you - who helped making Rebirth a big success! 🥰
#rebirth #reinerknizia #mightyboards
Not entirely surprised
January 28, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Not entirely surprised
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The Claudia Wickerman (1973)
January 28, 2026 at 8:09 AM
The Claudia Wickerman (1973)
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That's Mick Jagger circa 1968, surely?
Traitors host Claudia Winkleman is artist's latest garden fence creation
Traitors host Claudia Winkleman is artist's latest garden fence creation
The Traitors presenter becomes an artist's latest creation in Stowmarket, Suffolk.
www.bbc.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 AM
That's Mick Jagger circa 1968, surely?