Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder
@andycruns.bsky.social
Writer, purveyor of increasingly terrible jokes, semi competent miniature painter.
Skipping gaily over the line between clever and stupid.
Host of Find Folk Friday and idiot behind Stupid Lore Sunday.
I’m so sorry
He/him
Nerdlingherder@outlook.com
Skipping gaily over the line between clever and stupid.
Host of Find Folk Friday and idiot behind Stupid Lore Sunday.
I’m so sorry
He/him
Nerdlingherder@outlook.com
I've spent the last three years or so working quite hard to build a nice little community on here.
If Bluesky adds a CSAM generator I'll delete my account in a heartbeat.
This is not a difficult calculation.
If Bluesky adds a CSAM generator I'll delete my account in a heartbeat.
This is not a difficult calculation.
January 6, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I've spent the last three years or so working quite hard to build a nice little community on here.
If Bluesky adds a CSAM generator I'll delete my account in a heartbeat.
This is not a difficult calculation.
If Bluesky adds a CSAM generator I'll delete my account in a heartbeat.
This is not a difficult calculation.
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You know our worldwide shipping caps at £20? And if its to the USA, we're currently absorbing the tariffs, so it really is just £20. (And most orders are £12 total shipping)
EU maxes at £16 with no duties for you to pay either, not bad at all.
www.BadSquiddoGames.com
(Shipping from uk)
EU maxes at £16 with no duties for you to pay either, not bad at all.
www.BadSquiddoGames.com
(Shipping from uk)
Bad Squiddo Games
Sensibly dressed female wargames miniatures and so much more!
www.BadSquiddoGames.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 AM
You know our worldwide shipping caps at £20? And if its to the USA, we're currently absorbing the tariffs, so it really is just £20. (And most orders are £12 total shipping)
EU maxes at £16 with no duties for you to pay either, not bad at all.
www.BadSquiddoGames.com
(Shipping from uk)
EU maxes at £16 with no duties for you to pay either, not bad at all.
www.BadSquiddoGames.com
(Shipping from uk)
Reposted by Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder
Hate to do this, but hubby and I have been hit with some incredibly crap news to start 2026 and may shortly be faced with a ton of and upheaval and unexpected expense.
Please consider buying a mug or supporting my website if it's ever been any help to you. It all makes a difference.
Thank you.
Please consider buying a mug or supporting my website if it's ever been any help to you. It all makes a difference.
Thank you.
Hello! I run two little online shops:
- one for WW2 anoraks, selling mugs and stickers with tank insignia on them: uktankmarkings.redbubble.com
- one for LGBTQ+ nerdy people, selling mugs and stickers with gaming-themed pride flags on them: growsler.redbubble.com
- one for WW2 anoraks, selling mugs and stickers with tank insignia on them: uktankmarkings.redbubble.com
- one for LGBTQ+ nerdy people, selling mugs and stickers with gaming-themed pride flags on them: growsler.redbubble.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Hate to do this, but hubby and I have been hit with some incredibly crap news to start 2026 and may shortly be faced with a ton of and upheaval and unexpected expense.
Please consider buying a mug or supporting my website if it's ever been any help to you. It all makes a difference.
Thank you.
Please consider buying a mug or supporting my website if it's ever been any help to you. It all makes a difference.
Thank you.
Veloslopede
January 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Veloslopede
About a week ago the hideously complex central heating in the house stopped working downstairs. The previous owner left no instructions so I’ve been reading blogs, manuals, and frantically pushing buttons as it got colder.
Today it somehow works but the house is an oven.
The cats are delighted.
Today it somehow works but the house is an oven.
The cats are delighted.
January 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
About a week ago the hideously complex central heating in the house stopped working downstairs. The previous owner left no instructions so I’ve been reading blogs, manuals, and frantically pushing buttons as it got colder.
Today it somehow works but the house is an oven.
The cats are delighted.
Today it somehow works but the house is an oven.
The cats are delighted.
What are you doing with that pillow?
January 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
What are you doing with that pillow?
Hey politicians, just out of curiosity what audiance are you expecting to engage on the AI riddled Nazi child porn site?
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Hey politicians, just out of curiosity what audiance are you expecting to engage on the AI riddled Nazi child porn site?
Calling it now, once AI bots get a groinal attachment humanity is doomed
a man wearing a helmet and goggles is standing in a room with a staircase .
ALT: a man wearing a helmet and goggles is standing in a room with a staircase .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Calling it now, once AI bots get a groinal attachment humanity is doomed
I dreamt last night that the back half of White Dwarf was 2000 AD and now I’m a little disappointed it isn’t
January 5, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I dreamt last night that the back half of White Dwarf was 2000 AD and now I’m a little disappointed it isn’t
Well fuckadoodle-do I have to go into the office today.
It’s very peopley
It’s very peopley
January 5, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Well fuckadoodle-do I have to go into the office today.
It’s very peopley
It’s very peopley
I don’t want to alarm anyone but Stupid Lore Sunday now runs to 32,444 words.
Stupid, stupid words
Stupid, stupid words
January 4, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I don’t want to alarm anyone but Stupid Lore Sunday now runs to 32,444 words.
Stupid, stupid words
Stupid, stupid words
There are at least a couple of lovely things in the latest sunday preview old me would’ve leapt at.
But I shall resist.
Is this growth?
#Nerdlings #Indie26
But I shall resist.
Is this growth?
#Nerdlings #Indie26
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
There are at least a couple of lovely things in the latest sunday preview old me would’ve leapt at.
But I shall resist.
Is this growth?
#Nerdlings #Indie26
But I shall resist.
Is this growth?
#Nerdlings #Indie26
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I know it's January but for *reasons* I've failed to bundle up a whole load of new releases for the month just yet, so here's a repost of last month's that are all now in stock and ready to start shipping fvrom tomorrow...
December releases! Loads more Otherworld, resin pre-orders, adventurers, opponents, narsty elfses, dungeon critters, wilderness beasties and even Krampus! Something for almost everyone...
January 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I know it's January but for *reasons* I've failed to bundle up a whole load of new releases for the month just yet, so here's a repost of last month's that are all now in stock and ready to start shipping fvrom tomorrow...
Stupid Lore Sunday
The great rift has torn the galaxy asunder, worlds fall to xenos raiders, bloody insurrection, and the predation of chaos on a daily basis. Sometimes all three at once. Billions of lives are lost in moments. The imperium, great rotting beast that it is, is on the brink.
1/
The great rift has torn the galaxy asunder, worlds fall to xenos raiders, bloody insurrection, and the predation of chaos on a daily basis. Sometimes all three at once. Billions of lives are lost in moments. The imperium, great rotting beast that it is, is on the brink.
1/
January 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Stupid Lore Sunday
The great rift has torn the galaxy asunder, worlds fall to xenos raiders, bloody insurrection, and the predation of chaos on a daily basis. Sometimes all three at once. Billions of lives are lost in moments. The imperium, great rotting beast that it is, is on the brink.
1/
The great rift has torn the galaxy asunder, worlds fall to xenos raiders, bloody insurrection, and the predation of chaos on a daily basis. Sometimes all three at once. Billions of lives are lost in moments. The imperium, great rotting beast that it is, is on the brink.
1/
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Danny DeWeeto
I'm so sorry everyone
I'm so sorry everyone
January 4, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Danny DeWeeto
I'm so sorry everyone
I'm so sorry everyone
Holy shit, @kumail.bsky.social is in series 21 of Taskmaster!
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Holy shit, @kumail.bsky.social is in series 21 of Taskmaster!
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Ok you lovely lot, 2025 is over.
For the first comp of the year the theme is…This is not the end.
So we’re looking for mini’s or dioramas that feature rebirth or a new beginning.
Rules on skeet 2 - please read them.
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
1/2
For the first comp of the year the theme is…This is not the end.
So we’re looking for mini’s or dioramas that feature rebirth or a new beginning.
Rules on skeet 2 - please read them.
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
1/2
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Ok you lovely lot, 2025 is over.
For the first comp of the year the theme is…This is not the end.
So we’re looking for mini’s or dioramas that feature rebirth or a new beginning.
Rules on skeet 2 - please read them.
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
1/2
For the first comp of the year the theme is…This is not the end.
So we’re looking for mini’s or dioramas that feature rebirth or a new beginning.
Rules on skeet 2 - please read them.
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
1/2
Fine, Trump can have Greenland if he can walk across it coast to coast.
In winter
Naked
In winter
Naked
January 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Fine, Trump can have Greenland if he can walk across it coast to coast.
In winter
Naked
In winter
Naked
Ok you lovely lot, 2025 is over.
For the first comp of the year the theme is…This is not the end.
So we’re looking for mini’s or dioramas that feature rebirth or a new beginning.
Rules on skeet 2 - please read them.
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
1/2
For the first comp of the year the theme is…This is not the end.
So we’re looking for mini’s or dioramas that feature rebirth or a new beginning.
Rules on skeet 2 - please read them.
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
1/2
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Ok you lovely lot, 2025 is over.
For the first comp of the year the theme is…This is not the end.
So we’re looking for mini’s or dioramas that feature rebirth or a new beginning.
Rules on skeet 2 - please read them.
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
1/2
For the first comp of the year the theme is…This is not the end.
So we’re looking for mini’s or dioramas that feature rebirth or a new beginning.
Rules on skeet 2 - please read them.
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
1/2
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
A certain amount of chaos has prevented me from finishing the demo mini for the January comp.
I’ll get it done this evening then we’ll launch the January comp..
I’ll get it done this evening then we’ll launch the January comp..
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
A certain amount of chaos has prevented me from finishing the demo mini for the January comp.
I’ll get it done this evening then we’ll launch the January comp..
I’ll get it done this evening then we’ll launch the January comp..
Has the prime minister said something weaselly yet?
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Has the prime minister said something weaselly yet?
Probably shoulda locked him up and thrown away the key after the insurrection, eh?
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Probably shoulda locked him up and thrown away the key after the insurrection, eh?
January 1st: It’s a brand new year, let’s make the best of it.
January 3rd: What the fucking fuck is this bullshit now?
January 3rd: What the fucking fuck is this bullshit now?
January 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
January 1st: It’s a brand new year, let’s make the best of it.
January 3rd: What the fucking fuck is this bullshit now?
January 3rd: What the fucking fuck is this bullshit now?
Voting is over and the results have been counted.
I’m delighted to announce the winner of the December mini of the month comp is this brilliant skaven by @tokolope.bsky.social
Congratulations!
New game starts later today…
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
I’m delighted to announce the winner of the December mini of the month comp is this brilliant skaven by @tokolope.bsky.social
Congratulations!
New game starts later today…
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
Mini of the month - Not very Christmassy
Entry 8 by @tokolope.bsky.social
Santa Claws with Ornamice
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
Entry 8 by @tokolope.bsky.social
Santa Claws with Ornamice
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
January 3, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Voting is over and the results have been counted.
I’m delighted to announce the winner of the December mini of the month comp is this brilliant skaven by @tokolope.bsky.social
Congratulations!
New game starts later today…
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
I’m delighted to announce the winner of the December mini of the month comp is this brilliant skaven by @tokolope.bsky.social
Congratulations!
New game starts later today…
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth