Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder
@andycruns.bsky.social
Writer, purveyor of increasingly terrible jokes, semi competent miniature painter.
Skipping gaily over the line between clever and stupid.
Host of Find Folk Friday and idiot behind Stupid Lore Sunday.
I’m so sorry
He/him
Nerdlingherder@outlook.com
Skipping gaily over the line between clever and stupid.
Host of Find Folk Friday and idiot behind Stupid Lore Sunday.
I’m so sorry
He/him
Nerdlingherder@outlook.com
Good news!
These should be back in stock tomorrow!
Better news!
We now have US and EU plugs!
Even better news!
Code ANDY still gets you 30% off
www.katiebarnesacademy.com/collections/...
These should be back in stock tomorrow!
Better news!
We now have US and EU plugs!
Even better news!
Code ANDY still gets you 30% off
www.katiebarnesacademy.com/collections/...
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November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Good news!
These should be back in stock tomorrow!
Better news!
We now have US and EU plugs!
Even better news!
Code ANDY still gets you 30% off
www.katiebarnesacademy.com/collections/...
These should be back in stock tomorrow!
Better news!
We now have US and EU plugs!
Even better news!
Code ANDY still gets you 30% off
www.katiebarnesacademy.com/collections/...
Look, the James Bond franchise has all the internal and external narrative consistency of a long winded story told by a drunk in the pub.
It's totally fine if it doesn't make sense. None of it makes sense. It never has.
Accept suspension of disbelief.
It's totally fine if it doesn't make sense. None of it makes sense. It never has.
Accept suspension of disbelief.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Look, the James Bond franchise has all the internal and external narrative consistency of a long winded story told by a drunk in the pub.
It's totally fine if it doesn't make sense. None of it makes sense. It never has.
Accept suspension of disbelief.
It's totally fine if it doesn't make sense. None of it makes sense. It never has.
Accept suspension of disbelief.
M I'd like to introduce you to our latest, legally distinct Double-O agent, Jeff Bind
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
M I'd like to introduce you to our latest, legally distinct Double-O agent, Jeff Bind
Crowley the black cat, AKA the solar powered turbo dickhead has decided the best way to get cuddles is to hunt me.
This has made going downstairs to get coffee in the dark a somewhat nerve wracking affair.
This has made going downstairs to get coffee in the dark a somewhat nerve wracking affair.
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Crowley the black cat, AKA the solar powered turbo dickhead has decided the best way to get cuddles is to hunt me.
This has made going downstairs to get coffee in the dark a somewhat nerve wracking affair.
This has made going downstairs to get coffee in the dark a somewhat nerve wracking affair.
Saddened to learn my favourite basing material store is closing down.
They’re having a sale, it’s good stuff.
www.rivalcrafts.co.uk
They’re having a sale, it’s good stuff.
www.rivalcrafts.co.uk
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November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Saddened to learn my favourite basing material store is closing down.
They’re having a sale, it’s good stuff.
www.rivalcrafts.co.uk
They’re having a sale, it’s good stuff.
www.rivalcrafts.co.uk
Didn’t pick up Dead Silence but I do have a fairly good bits box so I made myself a wolf scout
#Nerdlings
#Nerdlings
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I can't decide if this is a good idea or not but when the AI bubble inevitably bursts all those massive data centres could be converted into amazing homeless shelters.
Big skylights so they're not like prisons, make little apartments, streets, schools, etc.
Big skylights so they're not like prisons, make little apartments, streets, schools, etc.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I can't decide if this is a good idea or not but when the AI bubble inevitably bursts all those massive data centres could be converted into amazing homeless shelters.
Big skylights so they're not like prisons, make little apartments, streets, schools, etc.
Big skylights so they're not like prisons, make little apartments, streets, schools, etc.
Reposted by Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder
Random question, but would anyone be interested in buying my Siege of Terra hardback collection? I don't think I'm ever going to read them again and I could do with the space. 😁
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Random question, but would anyone be interested in buying my Siege of Terra hardback collection? I don't think I'm ever going to read them again and I could do with the space. 😁
Reposted by Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder
Stupid lore Sunday
Despite presiding over a galaxy spanning empire that has lasted ten millennia humanity is a relatively young race. The Aeldari strode the stars when man’s ancestors still resided in trees. Even the orks, primitive as they are have a long and storied history.
1/
Despite presiding over a galaxy spanning empire that has lasted ten millennia humanity is a relatively young race. The Aeldari strode the stars when man’s ancestors still resided in trees. Even the orks, primitive as they are have a long and storied history.
1/
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Stupid lore Sunday
Despite presiding over a galaxy spanning empire that has lasted ten millennia humanity is a relatively young race. The Aeldari strode the stars when man’s ancestors still resided in trees. Even the orks, primitive as they are have a long and storied history.
1/
Despite presiding over a galaxy spanning empire that has lasted ten millennia humanity is a relatively young race. The Aeldari strode the stars when man’s ancestors still resided in trees. Even the orks, primitive as they are have a long and storied history.
1/
Didn’t pick up Dead Silence but I do have a fairly good bits box so I made myself a wolf scout
#Nerdlings
#Nerdlings
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Didn’t pick up Dead Silence but I do have a fairly good bits box so I made myself a wolf scout
#Nerdlings
#Nerdlings
How many puns can you spot?
Stupid lore Sunday
Despite presiding over a galaxy spanning empire that has lasted ten millennia humanity is a relatively young race. The Aeldari strode the stars when man’s ancestors still resided in trees. Even the orks, primitive as they are have a long and storied history.
1/
Despite presiding over a galaxy spanning empire that has lasted ten millennia humanity is a relatively young race. The Aeldari strode the stars when man’s ancestors still resided in trees. Even the orks, primitive as they are have a long and storied history.
1/
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
How many puns can you spot?
Stupid lore Sunday
Despite presiding over a galaxy spanning empire that has lasted ten millennia humanity is a relatively young race. The Aeldari strode the stars when man’s ancestors still resided in trees. Even the orks, primitive as they are have a long and storied history.
1/
Despite presiding over a galaxy spanning empire that has lasted ten millennia humanity is a relatively young race. The Aeldari strode the stars when man’s ancestors still resided in trees. Even the orks, primitive as they are have a long and storied history.
1/
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Stupid lore Sunday
Despite presiding over a galaxy spanning empire that has lasted ten millennia humanity is a relatively young race. The Aeldari strode the stars when man’s ancestors still resided in trees. Even the orks, primitive as they are have a long and storied history.
1/
Despite presiding over a galaxy spanning empire that has lasted ten millennia humanity is a relatively young race. The Aeldari strode the stars when man’s ancestors still resided in trees. Even the orks, primitive as they are have a long and storied history.
1/
Reposted by Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder
A few more hours to get your bids in and help out. 🙂
Let's raise some money for Oz! I've got a Christmas Red Gobbo, painted by me, with some flame effect, that could be yours. I'll start it as a blind auction, DM me with offers over £50 and the highest by the end of the weekend wins. I'll pay for postage in the UK and all the money goes to Oz.
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
A few more hours to get your bids in and help out. 🙂
Oh my god! Frankenstein!
*the creature chuckling disarmingly*
Actually Frankenstein is my father
*the creature chuckling disarmingly*
Actually Frankenstein is my father
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Oh my god! Frankenstein!
*the creature chuckling disarmingly*
Actually Frankenstein is my father
*the creature chuckling disarmingly*
Actually Frankenstein is my father
Frankenstein: Adventures in being a fucking terrible parent
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Frankenstein: Adventures in being a fucking terrible parent
This feels superfluous
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This feels superfluous
I adore the paint scheme they’ve used for these two
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I adore the paint scheme they’ve used for these two
Would you like a hammer or a sword?
Yes
Yes
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Would you like a hammer or a sword?
Yes
Yes
Same energy
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Same energy
Ok, this slaps
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Ok, this slaps
Oh come on…
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Oh come on…
FYI, if you’re looking for images to continue a running gag don’t google ‘massive jugs’
Ffs…
Ffs…
November 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
FYI, if you’re looking for images to continue a running gag don’t google ‘massive jugs’
Ffs…
Ffs…
Reposted by Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder
Three days left now.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
This auction is now live on eBay.
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Three days left now.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
More testing
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
More testing
Further testing…
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Further testing…