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Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder
@andycruns.bsky.social
Writer, purveyor of increasingly terrible jokes, semi competent miniature painter.
Skipping gaily over the line between clever and stupid.
Host of Find Folk Friday and idiot behind Stupid Lore Sunday.
I’m so sorry
He/him
Nerdlingherder@outlook.com
It’s a pulp fiction joke
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
No time to die - I’m far too busy

Die another day - yes please

Thunderball - I won the lottery!

Moonraker - night gardening

From Russia with Love - hot singles want to meet you

For your eyes only - these glasses are prescription
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Goldfinger - Very popular with the ladies

Quantum of Solace - You’re either unhappy or you’re not

Skyfall - My satellite dish is broken

Live and let die - Dignitas infomercial

You only live twice - Do you like my new red sports car?

A view to a kill - Rickrolled, again.

2/x
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
In this case it was unbuilt excess incursors
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Wait. Are they only spelled with G, A, T, and C?

How does everything keep getting dumber?
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
And apart from robo-puppy that’s the whole team done
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Let me know if you have any questions
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’ve got more than a feeling about it
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s distinctly possible
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Two more to go

And a puppy
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Nice.
Tactical rock too
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
And another one
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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They go all the way to daylight.

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November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
That would be awesome
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Make the villain Count Inuity
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Isn't it obvious?

Zombond
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Go go gadget misogyny
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM