Geordie
@geordiecalgar.bsky.social
Occasional mini painter, half-decent nature photographer, amateur tattooist, professional shorts-wearer. NUFC fan and creator of #AnOwlADay. Neurodivergent af. He/him
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What a fucking DIPSHIT jesus CHRIST
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What a fucking DIPSHIT jesus CHRIST
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So so proud to see Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector make the @baftagames.bsky.social longlist in the "British Game" and "Game Beyond Entertainment"! 🥳
It's going to be a long wait to find out if we make the nominee list next March 😅
Full list here:
www.bafta.org/stories/best...
It's going to be a long wait to find out if we make the nominee list next March 😅
Full list here:
www.bafta.org/stories/best...
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So so proud to see Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector make the @baftagames.bsky.social longlist in the "British Game" and "Game Beyond Entertainment"! 🥳
It's going to be a long wait to find out if we make the nominee list next March 😅
Full list here:
www.bafta.org/stories/best...
It's going to be a long wait to find out if we make the nominee list next March 😅
Full list here:
www.bafta.org/stories/best...
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It's weird how all the studies show that a 4-day week and UBI makes societies wealthier, more productive, and happier, but the RW govt types keep insisting on unemployment, austerity, longer hours, and shit labour rights
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It's weird how all the studies show that a 4-day week and UBI makes societies wealthier, more productive, and happier, but the RW govt types keep insisting on unemployment, austerity, longer hours, and shit labour rights
Be nice if I could go just one, ONE whole week without hearing how my disabilities are over-diagnosed and/or completely made up.
Or, failing that, anyone who wants to make that claim has to fight me first. Winner gets to decide if they can run the story or not.
Or, failing that, anyone who wants to make that claim has to fight me first. Winner gets to decide if they can run the story or not.
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Be nice if I could go just one, ONE whole week without hearing how my disabilities are over-diagnosed and/or completely made up.
Or, failing that, anyone who wants to make that claim has to fight me first. Winner gets to decide if they can run the story or not.
Or, failing that, anyone who wants to make that claim has to fight me first. Winner gets to decide if they can run the story or not.
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Mirliton Fantasy 28mm Barbarians: Asarlai the Dark and two Barbarians from the Command Group 2 (ex Grenadier Fantasy Warriors miniatures)
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Mirliton Fantasy 28mm Barbarians: Asarlai the Dark and two Barbarians from the Command Group 2 (ex Grenadier Fantasy Warriors miniatures)
The new Madame Tussauds display is a bit shit
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The new Madame Tussauds display is a bit shit
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Stolen from Illiterate Britain on Facebook, and it’s not the spelling that has me needing to ask questions #FacebookNews
![Hello lovely [locality redacted] is there any local beauticians that do vajazzles. Me and my dorter want to get one for Christmas. Wondering if there's any Christmas markets that might have a stool doing them.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j45cwydngasqcktrd4cdi6tx/bafkreialhhyl6hmjif2lnzeeswcudl536u7zynhr42t2ehehffr7gkvn2y@jpeg)
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Stolen from Illiterate Britain on Facebook, and it’s not the spelling that has me needing to ask questions #FacebookNews
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Shout out to club photographer Serena Taylor for this magnificent snap.
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Shout out to club photographer Serena Taylor for this magnificent snap.
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Having Universal Basic Income would make it easier to walk away from terrible working conditions, abusive management, or, oh I don't know, refuse to follow illegal orders? Which is exactly why the people in charge don't WANT us to have UBI. A scared populace, a hungry populace, is easier to control.
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Having Universal Basic Income would make it easier to walk away from terrible working conditions, abusive management, or, oh I don't know, refuse to follow illegal orders? Which is exactly why the people in charge don't WANT us to have UBI. A scared populace, a hungry populace, is easier to control.
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December releases! Loads more Otherworld, resin pre-orders, adventurers, opponents, narsty elfses, dungeon critters, wilderness beasties and even Krampus! Something for almost everyone...
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
December releases! Loads more Otherworld, resin pre-orders, adventurers, opponents, narsty elfses, dungeon critters, wilderness beasties and even Krampus! Something for almost everyone...
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Imagine, realising for the first time that you can just buy a thing and use it forever, no monthly subscription, no vendor-bricking, who on earth in this day and age would want such a thing? 🤷♀️😱
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Imagine, realising for the first time that you can just buy a thing and use it forever, no monthly subscription, no vendor-bricking, who on earth in this day and age would want such a thing? 🤷♀️😱
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
Maybe the real artificial intelligence was the tech bros we met along the way
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Maybe the real artificial intelligence was the tech bros we met along the way
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I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
Sorry but "life being stressful" most definitely is an illness, which can be cured by universal basic income, a four-day working week, and eating I mean taxing the super rich.
Also, if it's not an illness then why are they handing out medication for it?
Also, if it's not an illness then why are they handing out medication for it?
Right, but is it that we’re “forgotten life can be stressful” or is it that neoliberal capitalism doesn’t allow us to have natural, normal reactions to stress, so we seek treatment? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Life being stressful is not an illness' - GPs on mental health over-diagnosis
Hundreds of GPs in England tell the BBC they are also worried about a lack of help for patients.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sorry but "life being stressful" most definitely is an illness, which can be cured by universal basic income, a four-day working week, and eating I mean taxing the super rich.
Also, if it's not an illness then why are they handing out medication for it?
Also, if it's not an illness then why are they handing out medication for it?
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
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A Dutch commentator perceptively observed: ‘The British are the only people who look back on WWII with pride and pleasure (‘our finest hour’). Everyone else was either occupier or occupied, and they look back with grief and with a steely determination never to let that happen in Europe again.’
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
A Dutch commentator perceptively observed: ‘The British are the only people who look back on WWII with pride and pleasure (‘our finest hour’). Everyone else was either occupier or occupied, and they look back with grief and with a steely determination never to let that happen in Europe again.’
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'Beneath'
A quiet moment on the jurassic Coast, just before the rain swept in. I had a fifteen minute window to shoot this location. Grey skies soften the horizon, and a long exposure turned the sea into ethereal stillness. Broken only by a few stubborn rocks, refusing to disappear.
A quiet moment on the jurassic Coast, just before the rain swept in. I had a fifteen minute window to shoot this location. Grey skies soften the horizon, and a long exposure turned the sea into ethereal stillness. Broken only by a few stubborn rocks, refusing to disappear.
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
'Beneath'
A quiet moment on the jurassic Coast, just before the rain swept in. I had a fifteen minute window to shoot this location. Grey skies soften the horizon, and a long exposure turned the sea into ethereal stillness. Broken only by a few stubborn rocks, refusing to disappear.
A quiet moment on the jurassic Coast, just before the rain swept in. I had a fifteen minute window to shoot this location. Grey skies soften the horizon, and a long exposure turned the sea into ethereal stillness. Broken only by a few stubborn rocks, refusing to disappear.
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Women are so weak and pathetic that they can’t compete against people with a “biological advantage” in chess or e-sports or anything else really. Meanwhile in the real world.
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Women are so weak and pathetic that they can’t compete against people with a “biological advantage” in chess or e-sports or anything else really. Meanwhile in the real world.
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We do gift cards too, which you can hint at to a significant other or family member if they get stuck choosing the perfect thing.
badsquiddogames.com/shop#!/Gift-...
badsquiddogames.com/shop#!/Gift-...
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
We do gift cards too, which you can hint at to a significant other or family member if they get stuck choosing the perfect thing.
badsquiddogames.com/shop#!/Gift-...
badsquiddogames.com/shop#!/Gift-...
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Dunno if @fenrisgames.com even knows I have a painted version of their Becky's Diner but here's a quick pic I took to celebrate having my photo desk back!
Building by fenris
Backdrop by @handiworkgames.bsky.social
Minis by us
Building by fenris
Backdrop by @handiworkgames.bsky.social
Minis by us
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dunno if @fenrisgames.com even knows I have a painted version of their Becky's Diner but here's a quick pic I took to celebrate having my photo desk back!
Building by fenris
Backdrop by @handiworkgames.bsky.social
Minis by us
Building by fenris
Backdrop by @handiworkgames.bsky.social
Minis by us
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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My boy Two Tubes!
Drawing scanned from the Rogue One colouring book with around twelve hours of work on approximately thirty layers of digital watercolours by me.
#StarWars #Illustration
Drawing scanned from the Rogue One colouring book with around twelve hours of work on approximately thirty layers of digital watercolours by me.
#StarWars #Illustration
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My boy Two Tubes!
Drawing scanned from the Rogue One colouring book with around twelve hours of work on approximately thirty layers of digital watercolours by me.
#StarWars #Illustration
Drawing scanned from the Rogue One colouring book with around twelve hours of work on approximately thirty layers of digital watercolours by me.
#StarWars #Illustration
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I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.
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We didn’t have ADHD when we were young.
Well we did, but those kids ended up self medicating into therapy/addiction or in jail or dead after a lifetime of being bollocked for “misbehaving”.
Well we did, but those kids ended up self medicating into therapy/addiction or in jail or dead after a lifetime of being bollocked for “misbehaving”.
February 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
We didn’t have ADHD when we were young.
Well we did, but those kids ended up self medicating into therapy/addiction or in jail or dead after a lifetime of being bollocked for “misbehaving”.
Well we did, but those kids ended up self medicating into therapy/addiction or in jail or dead after a lifetime of being bollocked for “misbehaving”.