Ricardo Autobahn
@ricardoautobahn.co.uk
From (in order of height): The Cuban Boys, Rikki & Daz, Eurovision 2006, Spray, Helen Love, Pound Shop Boys amongst others.
ALFsplaining: @alfsplaining.bsky.social
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg0GIhxvZitldPsZKvgmbIylxanx9rLP1&si=b7B6AM8jfRI_Xar6
ALFsplaining: @alfsplaining.bsky.social
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg0GIhxvZitldPsZKvgmbIylxanx9rLP1&si=b7B6AM8jfRI_Xar6
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Ricardo Autobahn
@ricardoautobahn.co.uk
· Nov 12
JOHN MATTHEWS - PRODUCTION and LIBRARY MUSIC SHOWREEL 2024
YouTube video by SPRAY
www.youtube.com
Whoever he is* this John Matthews character is a skilled composer and producer of music for any situation. Here's Hacker T. Dog to tell you all about it.
*It's me! Get in touch why don't you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OgG...
*It's me! Get in touch why don't you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OgG...
Oh my word.
January 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Oh my word.
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This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
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Be like Daniel. Have your New Years resolution be to tell any NYTimes “journalists” who approach you to eat a metaphorical dick
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Be like Daniel. Have your New Years resolution be to tell any NYTimes “journalists” who approach you to eat a metaphorical dick
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Not long ago we had @pablovich.bsky.social from @bigsort.bsky.social on the podcast to discuss the episode 'We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert'.
The conversation turned, as it so often does on ALFsplaining, to 17th century philosophers.
Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
The conversation turned, as it so often does on ALFsplaining, to 17th century philosophers.
Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
January 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Not long ago we had @pablovich.bsky.social from @bigsort.bsky.social on the podcast to discuss the episode 'We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert'.
The conversation turned, as it so often does on ALFsplaining, to 17th century philosophers.
Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
The conversation turned, as it so often does on ALFsplaining, to 17th century philosophers.
Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
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This keyboard is actually an entire computer. Just plug it into a monitor and you’re set.
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
This keyboard is actually an entire computer. Just plug it into a monitor and you’re set.
There's joy in every image, savour this one.
I thought this was my forever home but circumstances have sadly changed 💔 I need a quick sale. Please enquire www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom detached house for sale in Chivers Road, Stondon Massey, Brentwood, CM15 for £1,600,000. Marketed by Keith Ashton, Kelvedon Hatch
www.rightmove.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
There's joy in every image, savour this one.
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Q: What does MAC stand for?
A: "Momentum Accelerating Cliffward"
A: "Momentum Accelerating Cliffward"
January 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Q: What does MAC stand for?
A: "Momentum Accelerating Cliffward"
A: "Momentum Accelerating Cliffward"
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I am extremely confused as to why the UK government and police are saying Grok’s mass-scale CSAM generation is an issue for Ofcom.
This isn’t about X failing to moderate CSAM, which is an Online Safety Act issue. It is about the company and its technology being actively involved in its generation.
This isn’t about X failing to moderate CSAM, which is an Online Safety Act issue. It is about the company and its technology being actively involved in its generation.
January 7, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I am extremely confused as to why the UK government and police are saying Grok’s mass-scale CSAM generation is an issue for Ofcom.
This isn’t about X failing to moderate CSAM, which is an Online Safety Act issue. It is about the company and its technology being actively involved in its generation.
This isn’t about X failing to moderate CSAM, which is an Online Safety Act issue. It is about the company and its technology being actively involved in its generation.
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"Coronation Street legend addresses weight loss jab rumours"
January 7, 2026 at 10:21 AM
"Coronation Street legend addresses weight loss jab rumours"
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When writer and national treasure @outonbluesix.bsky.social came on ALFsplaining last year the conversation naturally turned to his childhood holidays.
Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 AM
When writer and national treasure @outonbluesix.bsky.social came on ALFsplaining last year the conversation naturally turned to his childhood holidays.
Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
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watching Helen Lewis claim she's got the key to understanding American politics is like watching a cat chasing a laser pointer, except the cat is somehow claiming it's figured out how to solve world hunger. also the cat is transphobic and will try to get you fired if you point this out
The text faded to the paywall at the same rate as my eyes would have glazed over anyway
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 AM
watching Helen Lewis claim she's got the key to understanding American politics is like watching a cat chasing a laser pointer, except the cat is somehow claiming it's figured out how to solve world hunger. also the cat is transphobic and will try to get you fired if you point this out
Now this is an anniversary I can get behind.
40 years ago, on Tuesday, January 7, 1986, “West End girls” hit number one in the UK singles chart and stayed there for two weeks.
#PetText
#PetText
January 7, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Now this is an anniversary I can get behind.
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The evolution of the flag of Greenland
January 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The evolution of the flag of Greenland
Seems cruel to describe Stephen Fry as "historical" I think.
January 7, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Seems cruel to describe Stephen Fry as "historical" I think.
Pete Murray will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Pete Murray will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Saw this on FB and thought it was Johnny Marr and his parents
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Saw this on FB and thought it was Johnny Marr and his parents
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Channel 9 Australia’s AI TV promo and cartoon
Delta Goodrem with three hands, an extra Story Bridge
PIVOT TO AI IS BACK FOR 2026! TELL EVERYONE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhkT... - video
pivottoai.libsyn.com/20260105-cha... - podcast
time: 3 min 32 sec
Delta Goodrem with three hands, an extra Story Bridge
PIVOT TO AI IS BACK FOR 2026! TELL EVERYONE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhkT... - video
pivottoai.libsyn.com/20260105-cha... - podcast
time: 3 min 32 sec
January 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Channel 9 Australia’s AI TV promo and cartoon
Delta Goodrem with three hands, an extra Story Bridge
PIVOT TO AI IS BACK FOR 2026! TELL EVERYONE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhkT... - video
pivottoai.libsyn.com/20260105-cha... - podcast
time: 3 min 32 sec
Delta Goodrem with three hands, an extra Story Bridge
PIVOT TO AI IS BACK FOR 2026! TELL EVERYONE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhkT... - video
pivottoai.libsyn.com/20260105-cha... - podcast
time: 3 min 32 sec
For all those people who say you can't say or do anything on TV anymore, somebody has just done a Nazi salute on Mind Your Language on That's TV 2.
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
For all those people who say you can't say or do anything on TV anymore, somebody has just done a Nazi salute on Mind Your Language on That's TV 2.
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"🎵The champion hits the floor
Graceful in the roar
Silence is the eternal sound of war
High up in the sky
Splintered carbon flies
Cameraphones capturing the whole demise"
spray.bandcamp.com/track/into-a...
Graceful in the roar
Silence is the eternal sound of war
High up in the sky
Splintered carbon flies
Cameraphones capturing the whole demise"
spray.bandcamp.com/track/into-a...
Into A Tunnel, by Spray
from the album Enforced Fun (album)
spray.bandcamp.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:57 PM
"🎵The champion hits the floor
Graceful in the roar
Silence is the eternal sound of war
High up in the sky
Splintered carbon flies
Cameraphones capturing the whole demise"
spray.bandcamp.com/track/into-a...
Graceful in the roar
Silence is the eternal sound of war
High up in the sky
Splintered carbon flies
Cameraphones capturing the whole demise"
spray.bandcamp.com/track/into-a...
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Reposted by Ricardo Autobahn
general: we've invaded greenland and it turns out it's not green
sec of defense: how can it not be green
general: we're as confused as you
sec of defense: get me the president
president: how can it not be green
sec of defense: i'm as confused as you
president: white is now green
fox news: yes sir
sec of defense: how can it not be green
general: we're as confused as you
sec of defense: get me the president
president: how can it not be green
sec of defense: i'm as confused as you
president: white is now green
fox news: yes sir
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
general: we've invaded greenland and it turns out it's not green
sec of defense: how can it not be green
general: we're as confused as you
sec of defense: get me the president
president: how can it not be green
sec of defense: i'm as confused as you
president: white is now green
fox news: yes sir
sec of defense: how can it not be green
general: we're as confused as you
sec of defense: get me the president
president: how can it not be green
sec of defense: i'm as confused as you
president: white is now green
fox news: yes sir
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We don't know why ALF himself didn't appear in this 1989 NBC promo, or why it looks so much like the video for Kiss by Tom Jones.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAXh...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAXh...
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 AM
We don't know why ALF himself didn't appear in this 1989 NBC promo, or why it looks so much like the video for Kiss by Tom Jones.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAXh...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAXh...