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Ricardo Autobahn
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From (in order of height): The Cuban Boys, Rikki & Daz, Eurovision 2006, Spray, Helen Love, Pound Shop Boys amongst others.

ALFsplaining: @alfsplaining.bsky.social

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Whoever he is* this John Matthews character is a skilled composer and producer of music for any situation. Here's Hacker T. Dog to tell you all about it.

*It's me! Get in touch why don't you?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OgG...
JOHN MATTHEWS - PRODUCTION and LIBRARY MUSIC SHOWREEL 2024
YouTube video by SPRAY
www.youtube.com
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Sally James' short lived pop career - only in the new episode of Pantosplaining.

Linktr.ee/PantoSplaining
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Hopefully there's a lot of very nervous right wingers out there tonight - and this line made me laugh:

'Root claims that the platform’s gender ratio “makes the Smurf village look like a feminist utopia”
We love to see it 👏🏼

“An investigative journalist has infiltrated the white supremacist dating website WhiteDate and exfiltrated over 8,000 profiles and 100GB of data. Photos and other sensitive details have been made public.”

cybernews.com/security/inv...
Investigator breaches white supremacist dating sites, exposes 8,000 users
An investigative journalist infiltrated three white supremacist platforms, including the dating site WhiteDate, exfiltrating over 8,000 user profiles and 100GB of sensitive data.
cybernews.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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2026 is the year we are determined to get @vancityreynolds.bsky.social to come on ALFsplaining and talk about his love of ALF.

We asked Paul Fusco to put in a good word for us. But if you *are* Ryan, or know him, drop us a line at ALFsplaining@yahoo com

Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
January 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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Catching up on Uncanny. I love it tremendously and one of my favourite things about it is Ciaran O’Keefe, when asked to explain the impossible, very kindly suppressing the urge to say “I mean, the most likely explanation is that they’re literally just making this shit up” #TeamSceptic
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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What better way to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon than by listening to @benbaker.bsky.social and @ricardoautobahn.co.uk try to find something interesting to say about Upstairs Downstairs and Kenneth Connor.

Linktr.ee/PantoSplaining - the probing Panto Poster Podcast
January 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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Tomorrow I begin my new live radio show. Still playing indie and being silly but throwing in anything else that catches my listening ear too. Plus lots of opportunities for you to try and put me off and generally behave in a chaotic fashion. You know... fun. 8pm, Monday on noiseboxradio.com
"Ben Baker Vs. Monday", a new programme coming to @noiseboxradio.com next week from 8pm. Live, freewheeling and full of the nonsense that made "Middle-Aged Teenage Angst" surprisingly popular last year. I hope.
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 PM
2.7 mill for the property, £2.49 for the art from Athena
January 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM
This is sensational
I'm building my own for lols. So basically I can describe the sequences I want via a little made-up markup language and it plays it.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Over on patreon.com/ALFsplainingExtra there's some ambitious and fascinating content as we've synched up the pilot episode of ALF with the first episode as it was transmitted to see what the differences were. There's lots of unaired footage and different takes, a feast for ALF fans.
January 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
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I think @wiaiwya.bsky.social makes an incredibly valid point here.
This time next week you’ll probably be queuing up at the @precrecs.bsky.social and wiaiwya stall to nab an essential record that will become a permanent fixture on your turntable
January 4, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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fun AVGN trivia: James Rolfe's iconic Nerd catchphrase of "what were they THINKING?!" is believed to have been an off the cuff reaction by James, but it was actually taken from ALF, via the pilot episode of ALF's Hit Talk Show from July 7th, 2004, which James stayed up late to watch on that evening
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Upset annoying acquaintances by commenting "AI slop" under pictures they share of their children.
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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All three pink things sound depraved
January 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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ELECTRICITYCLUB.CO.UK presents A Beginner’s Guide To Bill Nelson and his more electronic-based material with a summary of 20 tracks tracing his work up to the start of the millennium 🎤🎸🎹🎶 www.electricityclub.co.uk/beginners-gu...
A Beginner’s Guide To BILL NELSON - ELECTRICITYCLUB.CO.UK
Musician and producer Bill Nelson has released over 100 solo albums and EPs while also working with numerous other artists including A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS, FIAT LUX and YMO. Here acting as a Beginner’s...
www.electricityclub.co.uk
December 29, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Fair dos, the off-screen exclamation from Mr Perkins of "mother!" when the golden goose appeared *did* make me hoot with laughter.
Why don’t they make television like this any more?

#Rentaghost
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Well #Rentaghost wasn't very good but at least it went on too long
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Watching Pointless and 50% of the people questioned didn't know who the "PM" who co-wrote Love Me Do with John Lennon was.
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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There’s going to be a motion of censure at the UN and Starmer is going to have a decision to make.
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Pretty good, but I didn't see this one:

Sparks - (Baby Baby) Can I Invade Your Country
(Baby, Baby) Can I Invade Your Country
open.spotify.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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We found out what Tommy Vance's real full name was and you won't believe the truth (we looked it up on Wikipedia, which you are free to do rather than listen to this clip of PantoSplaining)
In the new episode of PantoSplaining we discover How Tommy Vance Got His Name.

All this and more at linktr.ee/PantoSplaining
January 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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“Of course, we should bring back the death penalty for the ghosts and then send them all back…”
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM