Wozza Bee🐝
@wozzabee.bsky.social
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This machine kills fascists.
Etiolated sloucher.
Poet, cyclist, wedding celebrant.
Sometimes you run your best race and still finish last, and that’s OK.
This machine kills fascists.
Etiolated sloucher.
Poet, cyclist, wedding celebrant.
Sometimes you run your best race and still finish last, and that’s OK.
Pinned
I love that when you buy sourdough bread it’s already stale so you don’t have to wait 24 hours.
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I love that when you buy sourdough bread it’s already stale so you don’t have to wait 24 hours.
Imagine being a delivery driver and getting replaced by Big Trak. Mind you, I’m in payroll and Speak & Spell is coming for my job.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Imagine being a delivery driver and getting replaced by Big Trak. Mind you, I’m in payroll and Speak & Spell is coming for my job.
The girl who did the payroll told me she was leaving so while she was stood there telling me I emailed the boss asking if I could have her job. I’d never done payroll before but it seemed like something that would look good on my CV.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The girl who did the payroll told me she was leaving so while she was stood there telling me I emailed the boss asking if I could have her job. I’d never done payroll before but it seemed like something that would look good on my CV.
I’ve got a full net of sprouts and if I don’t eat them tonight they’ll probably end up in the bin. There shall be toots and parps tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’ve got a full net of sprouts and if I don’t eat them tonight they’ll probably end up in the bin. There shall be toots and parps tonight.
Happy Lancashire day to all who celebrate, which is everyone, right? I mean, even if you’re not from there you can recognise its magnificence.
a man wearing a black t-shirt that says it 's a warm cake
Alt: a Lancashire lad of superior breeding wearing a black t-shirt that says it's a barm cake
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November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Happy Lancashire day to all who celebrate, which is everyone, right? I mean, even if you’re not from there you can recognise its magnificence.
Black Friday week, Black Friday Thursday and Pre-Black Friday can all get in the fucking sea. Just sell your stuff at a reasonable price all the time you twats.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Black Friday week, Black Friday Thursday and Pre-Black Friday can all get in the fucking sea. Just sell your stuff at a reasonable price all the time you twats.
So I’m at the bus stop, it’s dark and it’s cold, and the ten past seven bus doesn’t materialise. The app says the next bus will be here at the ten past eight. What am I supposed to do?
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
So I’m at the bus stop, it’s dark and it’s cold, and the ten past seven bus doesn’t materialise. The app says the next bus will be here at the ten past eight. What am I supposed to do?
At a work thing. Dead posh I am.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
At a work thing. Dead posh I am.
Shoutout to the guy doing coke outside the Citywest bookies. Easy bruv, I see you.
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Shoutout to the guy doing coke outside the Citywest bookies. Easy bruv, I see you.
The one member of the Stone Roses that you'd definitely want to go for beer with has died. A bit of my youth has died with him.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...
Gary 'Mani' Mounfield of Stone Roses dead at 63 - latest tributes
The musician rose to fame with the Stone Roses in the 1980s
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The one member of the Stone Roses that you'd definitely want to go for beer with has died. A bit of my youth has died with him.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...
Wales v Northern Ireland in the 'A' final is going to be a belter!
The draw is complete and the four paths are set for the European play-offs. Ireland are away to Czechia, but would host the final if they advance.
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Wales v Northern Ireland in the 'A' final is going to be a belter!
Lá breithe sona duit @jenbren.bsky.social I hope 'tis a good day!
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Lá breithe sona duit @jenbren.bsky.social I hope 'tis a good day!
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
It’s been a good week for last minute, celtic accented sports commentary.
“Shoot! He’s done him, he’s done him, he’s done him!” 🏴
The commentary team when Kenny McLean hit it from inside his own half in the 97th minute 🤣🤣🤣
The commentary team when Kenny McLean hit it from inside his own half in the 97th minute 🤣🤣🤣
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It’s been a good week for last minute, celtic accented sports commentary.
England and Scotland have qualified, Wales, Ireland and Northern Ireland are all in the playoffs. This could be the most ‘domestic’ World Cup ever.
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
England and Scotland have qualified, Wales, Ireland and Northern Ireland are all in the playoffs. This could be the most ‘domestic’ World Cup ever.
The second greatest Scotland goal ever.
a soccer player with the number 11 on his jersey is running on a field
ALT: a soccer player with the number 11 on his jersey is running on a field
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November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The second greatest Scotland goal ever.
‘Feels like -1 °’ No shit!
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
‘Feels like -1 °’ No shit!
I live in Ireland so it would have to be the murder of Sophie Toscan du Plantier, if for no other reason than to stop all the self-centred ghouls from monetising the mystery with endless books, documentaries and half-arsed podcasts. Nobody has anything new to say but they keep on saying it.
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I live in Ireland so it would have to be the murder of Sophie Toscan du Plantier, if for no other reason than to stop all the self-centred ghouls from monetising the mystery with endless books, documentaries and half-arsed podcasts. Nobody has anything new to say but they keep on saying it.
Reposted by Wozza Bee🐝
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. I only have one hoodie
2. Er, that’s it.
3. Nope, can’t think of anything else.
1. I only have one hoodie
2. Er, that’s it.
3. Nope, can’t think of anything else.
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. The Pube
2. The O'Pube
3. Blockoland
1. The Pube
2. The O'Pube
3. Blockoland
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Margo
2. Typos in alt
3. 28 eggs
1. Margo
2. Typos in alt
3. 28 eggs
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. I only have one hoodie
2. Er, that’s it.
3. Nope, can’t think of anything else.
1. I only have one hoodie
2. Er, that’s it.
3. Nope, can’t think of anything else.
Remember that bit in the bible where two Europeans had a baby in a cave?
Me neither.
Me neither.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Remember that bit in the bible where two Europeans had a baby in a cave?
Me neither.
Me neither.
I’m running out of Talisker and it’s making me sad.
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m running out of Talisker and it’s making me sad.