Leon xueyoj 🍑
@freepearn.bsky.social
Never met a cat who wasn't pleased to see me. Certified as unbulliable. Magic butt. Good Danger. @colken.bsky.social 's personal deity. Pantsportsman. The Blue-sky Buckaroo. Vomits less than an unnamed Hollyoaks star. Parody.
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@irradiatedmouse.bsky.social what price wine we on tonight?
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
@irradiatedmouse.bsky.social what price wine we on tonight?
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any holiday can be all inclusive if ye takes yer parents which is why am asking me da if we can go holiday in early july so I can also go big holiday in late July early August because I am spoiled princess xoxox
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
any holiday can be all inclusive if ye takes yer parents which is why am asking me da if we can go holiday in early july so I can also go big holiday in late July early August because I am spoiled princess xoxox
There appears to be weather and he is interested
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
There appears to be weather and he is interested
THERAPY TIME, BITCHES
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
THERAPY TIME, BITCHES
Me as a therapist: LOOK AT MY CAT
me as a therapist: ew gross. you have feelings? that’s GROSS
Me, as a therapist: have you tried growing the fuck up
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me as a therapist: LOOK AT MY CAT
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We have chaos and Ed Miliband, they're just not evenly distributed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
We have chaos and Ed Miliband, they're just not evenly distributed.
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
Might go to Wales on Saturday. Start some fires or something
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Might go to Wales on Saturday. Start some fires or something
Accidentally bought a wine bottle with a cork so I guess I'm drinking it all tonight
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Accidentally bought a wine bottle with a cork so I guess I'm drinking it all tonight
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The new James Bond
Problem solved
Problem solved
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The new James Bond
Problem solved
Problem solved
bbc stands for bink bony club
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
bbc stands for bink bony club
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describe your cat’s personality with one photo
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
describe your cat’s personality with one photo
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
Cannot finish work because getting up might disturb him
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Cannot finish work because getting up might disturb him
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Here he is! Get him!
Charles Patriarchy
Father
France, Eure-et-Loir, Parish and Civil Registration, 1526-1902
Father
France, Eure-et-Loir, Parish and Civil Registration, 1526-1902
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Here he is! Get him!
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"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
That's quite enough businessing
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
That's quite enough businessing
Hello. I am here to business
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Hello. I am here to business
He's reading your posts again
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
He's reading your posts again
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meta this, meta that, but I bet Zuckerberg has never met a friend
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
meta this, meta that, but I bet Zuckerberg has never met a friend
Where's your fucking poppy
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Where's your fucking poppy
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happy 9/11 for all who celebrate
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
happy 9/11 for all who celebrate
Who tf isn't getting through their ginger every 3 weeks
I'm sorry what? I was born with these bay leaves and so help me god I'll die with these bay leaves
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Who tf isn't getting through their ginger every 3 weeks