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toast humanoid. she/her
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me seeing Brits slag off the Brits vs me when the Americans get involved
my husband "logitech's slogan should be 'you can't argue with logitech'"
December 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
photos as memories vs photos to curate a certain lifestyle, which makes perfect sense to the types of parents who see children as accessories, not individual little humans
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
December 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
boxing day main character - who will be brave enough to entertain us today?
December 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
niece told her nan today that she was aura farming in her new clothes
December 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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and Tiny Tim, who died, can now be interacted with in the form of a fully animated AI chat bot with just a couple of photos and simple prompts
December 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
this is also very cool
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
my husband, randomly: if I had a crab, I'd call it Lenny Crabitz
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
look at my new handbag lmao
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
merry christmas lads
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Average Sized Tim. Regular Tim. Short King Tim
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It's so interesting to me that they are proud to be that embarrassingly poor at an assignment just to fuck over someone else
look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life

millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on

but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
im going to surprise you all here, but i actually love wrapping presents. i have my silly tissue paper flower/brown bag combos almost all ready
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Please consider following horrowfide's little independent bookselling business @fossabooks.bsky.social, I've got some great stuff at bargain prices and I could really use the money.

#Booksky 📚
Here's a nice thing from Fossa Books!

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December 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
what is the charge? posting a goatse? a succulent explicit goatse?
it is my extreme displeasure to announce that goatse is officially forbidden on babysky.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
investigating the wordle posts to centrist dipshit pipeline
December 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
goatse is like Michelangelo's David for the shitpost generation
December 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Making a fruit salad for the BlueSky moderation team
December 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
also seems to be conversing in Portuguese in the replies
December 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM