PowerBottom 5000 (original)
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toast humanoid. she/her
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me seeing Brits slag off the Brits vs me when the Americans get involved
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They really don’t teach you in school that the most important part of surviving in a workplace is looking busy #AssmansKnowledge
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
They really don’t teach you in school that the most important part of surviving in a workplace is looking busy #AssmansKnowledge
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
are there any christmas jumpers that aren't made of acrylic? i'd love a really stupid one or funny one, but my skin cannot tolerate acrylic
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
are there any christmas jumpers that aren't made of acrylic? i'd love a really stupid one or funny one, but my skin cannot tolerate acrylic
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cannot believe I have to now hand it to the kooks who insisted the government was being run by a shadowy cabal of pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
cannot believe I have to now hand it to the kooks who insisted the government was being run by a shadowy cabal of pedophiles
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🎮the people are celebrating the invention of a "steam machine." the year is 1804.
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🎮the people are celebrating the invention of a "steam machine." the year is 1804.
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One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
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The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
love these, I'm getting the severed hand print
Hello. I am on parental leave but the shop will stay open!
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November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
love these, I'm getting the severed hand print
god streeting is the worst
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
god streeting is the worst
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I'm sorry but what the fuck were these poor people supposed to do? Go to the police and say "my son has bought a knife I think he's going to do something bad"?
And what would the police do?
Nothing. No crime had been committed at that point.
This is a filthy witch hunt.
And what would the police do?
Nothing. No crime had been committed at that point.
This is a filthy witch hunt.
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I'm sorry but what the fuck were these poor people supposed to do? Go to the police and say "my son has bought a knife I think he's going to do something bad"?
And what would the police do?
Nothing. No crime had been committed at that point.
This is a filthy witch hunt.
And what would the police do?
Nothing. No crime had been committed at that point.
This is a filthy witch hunt.
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
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hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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london review of blokes
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
london review of blokes
guys online: oh yes, I love tidal, I'm into deezer
my husband: I like the nintendo music app
my husband: I like the nintendo music app
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
guys online: oh yes, I love tidal, I'm into deezer
my husband: I like the nintendo music app
my husband: I like the nintendo music app
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If you’re discussing the rise of a global fascist movement that is now strongly exerting itself domestically and you’re *still* wittering about the speech tyranny of the kids and the baleful influence of Stonewall, then that’s pretty wacky, folks! It looks unserious and self-indulgent at very best!
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
If you’re discussing the rise of a global fascist movement that is now strongly exerting itself domestically and you’re *still* wittering about the speech tyranny of the kids and the baleful influence of Stonewall, then that’s pretty wacky, folks! It looks unserious and self-indulgent at very best!
"full bodied... robust... excellent mouthfeel" I say to a passing tesco employee as I swill a bourbon biscuit round my mouth before dramatically spitting on the floor
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"full bodied... robust... excellent mouthfeel" I say to a passing tesco employee as I swill a bourbon biscuit round my mouth before dramatically spitting on the floor
maybe what we really need as a country, to bring us all together, is updated cockney rhyming slang
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
maybe what we really need as a country, to bring us all together, is updated cockney rhyming slang
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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I don't know who 2 believe
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don't know who 2 believe
men who act as though women should maintain constant vigilance in public because it's not safe, but in what they believe is a sympathetic feminist stance, are as bad as those who just victim blame right off the bat
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
men who act as though women should maintain constant vigilance in public because it's not safe, but in what they believe is a sympathetic feminist stance, are as bad as those who just victim blame right off the bat
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
he's mad at stick on gems, by the way
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
he's mad at stick on gems, by the way
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This attitude ⬇️ epitomises the lack of awareness and understanding some people have. Yes their are bots and trolls on SM, but some people have circumstances that mean they are unable to put their name and face all over social media. Should they be excluded because of it?
First two replies are faceless accounts with no names.
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
This attitude ⬇️ epitomises the lack of awareness and understanding some people have. Yes their are bots and trolls on SM, but some people have circumstances that mean they are unable to put their name and face all over social media. Should they be excluded because of it?