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chaff.bsky.social
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@chaff.bsky.social
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toast humanoid. she/her
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god streeting is the worst
Asked if he would ever consider making such a move, he replied: "I cannot see circumstances under which I would do that to our prime minister." He said the prime minister should sack the aide who was responsible for the briefing, which he described as "the worst attack on a faithful since Joe Marler was banished in The Traitors final".
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
chaff.bsky.social
new favourite list, because of the cover for my real agenda bit. this makes me sound decisive and organised. dynamic even. maybe a spy
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
chaff.bsky.social
this is how my husband sent it to me
a whatsapp message from my husband saying "crow fucks with camera by using it's power"
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
chaff.bsky.social
something goth is happening in my garden
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
chaff.bsky.social
never forget
Jeremy Renner: Happy Rennsday!! MechaRenner3.0: You are obsolete, flesh bag RichardJewell: Jeremy, I just want you to know that I wasn't responsible for the 1996 Atlanta Olympic bombing. It was Eric Rudolph JarJarBinks: Meesa Jar Jar Binks
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
chaff.bsky.social
i don't dance, i work
i don't play, i slay
i don't walk, i strut, strut, strut and then sashay
a pigeon perched on the bird feeder looking straight at the camera like they are sassy
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
chaff.bsky.social
that account seems very odd
post reads: "We have people I. countries living very wild and dangerous lives with no death penalty and no self-defense tools. I try to keep an open mind about the latter, but I'm glad to be in the US."
November 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM
chaff.bsky.social
at full power right now
mirror selfie of me wearing a long black cobweb dress, with a black veil hat
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Morgan in high potential wearing a bright green mini fur coat wearing a deep blue mini fur coat wearing a pink leopard print mini fur coat striped white, blue and black mini fur jacket
October 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
chaff.bsky.social
guys, a new way to destroy reform has dropped
Someone has posted "Good post, but please, please, don't omit the "Ltd" from their name, because linguistically we end up helping them. "reform" just means to fix things and Reform Ltd aren't doing that.
October 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
chaff.bsky.social
A screenshot from The Simpsons of three apes in a Planet of the Apes musical
October 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
chaff.bsky.social
went to the range for some Halloween decorations. gone for the seasonally confusing tinsel spider web
a pair of spiderwebs with gold, purple and black tinsel round the webs. there is a black plastic spider in the centre of each one
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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guys we did it! crow on camera
a crow perched on a bird feeder eating a nut
October 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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got some of the irregular choice closing down sale boots.
a lace up ankle boot with red glitter, orange and purple design and big green eyes all over. back of said boot revealing gold skull heels
October 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
chaff.bsky.social
how it started how it's going
1 Oct article by Katie Notopoulos I'm addicted to Sora 2! I can't stop making AI slop videos. Images show author in an AI video eating 21 Oct article by same author Sora might have a 'pervert' problem on its hands. Image shows author with a giant pregnant stomach
October 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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lmao
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartness When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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ah yes, I remember that hymn about the time Jesus laid festive chocolate eggs
Kinder Bueno Christmas eggs
October 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
chaff.bsky.social
so this isn't you?
a man wearing a bib that says "I drink piss"
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
chaff.bsky.social
oh no
a new follower, markwahlberg40
October 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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apparently so. someone shared his slop image so I had a look at the thread and lmao
Seth Abramson losing it after getting called out for an AI image because he thinks "rhetorical efficacy" is more important or some shit
October 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
chaff.bsky.social
me seeing Brits slag off the Brits vs me when the Americans get involved
Claudia Winkleman on Traitors looking delighted at the drama Claudia Winkleman hands up saying "Ok. The time for talk is over."
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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nooo 😭
friendship ended meme, but I've made it about Dean and rinsing washing up
October 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
chaff.bsky.social
Mulder looking at his phone. the text reads "Imma suck that spooky dick!!"
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Bob Mortimer reading a card on Would I Lie To You?
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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welcome to the piss palace
it's a yellow wall in my kitchen, next to the back door
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM