Alex P. 👹
@saddestrobots.bsky.social
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Alex P. 👹
@saddestrobots.bsky.social
· Dec 15
this is "woke," these are the "woke" people right here, everyone else was just looking to denigrate them or steal their valor
fuck off with your whole "i'm the real left, i'm too good for this woke shit" act, chickenshit parasite e-celeb grifters
fuck off with your whole "i'm the real left, i'm too good for this woke shit" act, chickenshit parasite e-celeb grifters
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(I've decided that I'm allowed to indulge in a bit of praise. Got enough stress in my life what with my basement slab falling into a not-quite sinkhole due, in fact, to climate change.)
And look, from a perspective of craft, it is intensely rewarding that this aspect of the work is appreciated!
(I've decided that I'm allowed to indulge in a bit of praise. Got enough stress in my life what with my basement slab falling into a not-quite sinkhole due, in fact, to climate change.)
And look, from a perspective of craft, it is intensely rewarding that this aspect of the work is appreciated!
STARSECTOR APPRECIATION POST
STOP FOR A SECOND AND APPRECIATE STARSECTOR
STOP FOR A SECOND AND APPRECIATE STARSECTOR
January 21, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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(I've decided that I'm allowed to indulge in a bit of praise. Got enough stress in my life what with my basement slab falling into a not-quite sinkhole due, in fact, to climate change.)
And look, from a perspective of craft, it is intensely rewarding that this aspect of the work is appreciated!
(I've decided that I'm allowed to indulge in a bit of praise. Got enough stress in my life what with my basement slab falling into a not-quite sinkhole due, in fact, to climate change.)
And look, from a perspective of craft, it is intensely rewarding that this aspect of the work is appreciated!
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extremely important at this time to remember that the only way to affect real change in the political system is to get out and VOTE. so get out there and stuff your ballots anywhere you can fit them. mail boxes, exhaust pipes, manholes, anything
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
extremely important at this time to remember that the only way to affect real change in the political system is to get out and VOTE. so get out there and stuff your ballots anywhere you can fit them. mail boxes, exhaust pipes, manholes, anything
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if you die in switzerland you die in real life
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
if you die in switzerland you die in real life
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far less than 1% of filers have AGI greater than $1 million, but they represent 15% of total AGI in the state. so five times as much money than the bottom 30% with less than $25k in AGI. this is why a millionaires tax raises so much money: that's where the money is
January 21, 2026 at 1:19 PM
far less than 1% of filers have AGI greater than $1 million, but they represent 15% of total AGI in the state. so five times as much money than the bottom 30% with less than $25k in AGI. this is why a millionaires tax raises so much money: that's where the money is
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in virginia 30% of tax filers have adjusted gross income (AGI) of less than $25,000, but those 30% of all filers represent less than 3% of total AGI in the state. 1% of filers have AGI greater than $500,000, but represent 22% of total AGI in the state. tax the rich, because that's where the money is
January 21, 2026 at 1:17 PM
in virginia 30% of tax filers have adjusted gross income (AGI) of less than $25,000, but those 30% of all filers represent less than 3% of total AGI in the state. 1% of filers have AGI greater than $500,000, but represent 22% of total AGI in the state. tax the rich, because that's where the money is
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His name is DAVID EASTERWOOD and he’s not just “reportedly associated,” he’s the Acting Director of the ICE Field Office here.
They want to be badass warrior spies with no mercy, no rules until they face the *tiniest* bit of accountability, then they cry like babies who got their juice box stolen.
They want to be badass warrior spies with no mercy, no rules until they face the *tiniest* bit of accountability, then they cry like babies who got their juice box stolen.
VAN SUSTEREN: The church -- that's a particularly troubling issue because you got a pastor, I purposely didn't name it, he's reportedly associated with ICE
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
January 21, 2026 at 2:05 PM
His name is DAVID EASTERWOOD and he’s not just “reportedly associated,” he’s the Acting Director of the ICE Field Office here.
They want to be badass warrior spies with no mercy, no rules until they face the *tiniest* bit of accountability, then they cry like babies who got their juice box stolen.
They want to be badass warrior spies with no mercy, no rules until they face the *tiniest* bit of accountability, then they cry like babies who got their juice box stolen.
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there's like maybe 20-30 million americans who suck and over 200 million who are going to be on our side. we all have a role to play, and the american populace is already *keenly* aware of what their role is going to be, and it isnt "loyal footsoldier to the fascist regime"
also like, yeah dawg, the community organisation in minnesota *is* helping europe with the greenland situation. any action at all against the US ruling class is an assist. cheer 'em on
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
there's like maybe 20-30 million americans who suck and over 200 million who are going to be on our side. we all have a role to play, and the american populace is already *keenly* aware of what their role is going to be, and it isnt "loyal footsoldier to the fascist regime"
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I think the important thing to keep at the forefront is solidarity. We are all opponents of this regime. And it's important not to allow them to divide us in that opposition. Because only together can we beat them.
"will europeans hate us even though we're smol beans who didn't vote for him" feels like a really narcissistic discourse even by our unbelievably highly narcissistic standards
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I think the important thing to keep at the forefront is solidarity. We are all opponents of this regime. And it's important not to allow them to divide us in that opposition. Because only together can we beat them.
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TSA does this as well and it’s been a regular practice for decades I was genuinely shocked the first time I got a case like this as a constituent rep but yeah many of the things we rightfully find shocking now are common practices.
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
TSA does this as well and it’s been a regular practice for decades I was genuinely shocked the first time I got a case like this as a constituent rep but yeah many of the things we rightfully find shocking now are common practices.
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Apologies to Óglach Patrick Magee, but I suspect he’d think it hilarious.
January 21, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Apologies to Óglach Patrick Magee, but I suspect he’d think it hilarious.
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OK, I know there is a lot going on, but we all need to take a minute and think about Willie Mays' turquoise Stutz Blackhawk.
Ex–Willie Mays, 17k-Mile 1977 Stutz Blackhawk VI
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January 21, 2026 at 1:59 PM
OK, I know there is a lot going on, but we all need to take a minute and think about Willie Mays' turquoise Stutz Blackhawk.
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The way to extend your fellowship to conservatives who are seeking an off-ramp is to actually be an alternative
You don’t open your door to them by trying to become them. You do it by remaining yourself and showing them what your values have to offer
You don’t open your door to them by trying to become them. You do it by remaining yourself and showing them what your values have to offer
January 21, 2026 at 12:12 PM
The way to extend your fellowship to conservatives who are seeking an off-ramp is to actually be an alternative
You don’t open your door to them by trying to become them. You do it by remaining yourself and showing them what your values have to offer
You don’t open your door to them by trying to become them. You do it by remaining yourself and showing them what your values have to offer
almost every consequential decision in the world is made by people following some variation of a "waste (someone else's) billions to steal millions" strategy, it's only through the titanic efforts of people who don't have the brain rot that we're able to have shit like the library or public health
Someday we’ll need to find a way to deal with what an inimical force ‘business leaders’ are. They do not care what happens to anyone if they can make their margins on it. A bunch of ghoulish Littlefingers who need to learn to be more afraid.
From @andrewrsorkin.bsky.social’s latest DealBook newsletter:
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
almost every consequential decision in the world is made by people following some variation of a "waste (someone else's) billions to steal millions" strategy, it's only through the titanic efforts of people who don't have the brain rot that we're able to have shit like the library or public health
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Someday we’ll need to find a way to deal with what an inimical force ‘business leaders’ are. They do not care what happens to anyone if they can make their margins on it. A bunch of ghoulish Littlefingers who need to learn to be more afraid.
From @andrewrsorkin.bsky.social’s latest DealBook newsletter:
January 21, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Someday we’ll need to find a way to deal with what an inimical force ‘business leaders’ are. They do not care what happens to anyone if they can make their margins on it. A bunch of ghoulish Littlefingers who need to learn to be more afraid.
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Good job, boys! You said some things that are true! Now do something.
January 21, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Good job, boys! You said some things that are true! Now do something.
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this is definitely my most recurring post, on here- every couple months it pops back up in my mentions with a bunch of faves, a tribute to its evergreen nature
every time a community tests ubi or free housing for the homeless the result is always "holy fuck this works incredibly well and costs less than existing solutions!" and then every politician alive does this
January 21, 2026 at 1:53 PM
this is definitely my most recurring post, on here- every couple months it pops back up in my mentions with a bunch of faves, a tribute to its evergreen nature
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Liberals constructing bubble universes where everything was fine before Trump came and ruined everything will never not be funny to me.
KRUGMAN: “.. How did a great, sophisticated nation, one of the world’s longest-standing republics, end up so fragile that it can be undone by one man’s dementia?”
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@pkrugman.bsky.social
open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Liberals constructing bubble universes where everything was fine before Trump came and ruined everything will never not be funny to me.
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funniest thing ever written about Rod Dreher.
January 21, 2026 at 1:42 PM
funniest thing ever written about Rod Dreher.
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Me, pointing to a fleet of cop cars tearing down my residential street, thanks to my cool new shitbird app: Oh, that's called a murder
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Me, pointing to a fleet of cop cars tearing down my residential street, thanks to my cool new shitbird app: Oh, that's called a murder
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Weird no matter how I describe them the app just keeps telling me they're all Yellow-Bellied Common American Homegrown Jackboot Scum
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Weird no matter how I describe them the app just keeps telling me they're all Yellow-Bellied Common American Homegrown Jackboot Scum
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What if a birding app but for IDing and cataloging the many diverse kinds of American law enforcement that u encounter in your every day ordinary life
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
What if a birding app but for IDing and cataloging the many diverse kinds of American law enforcement that u encounter in your every day ordinary life