Alex P. 👹
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Alex P. 👹
@saddestrobots.bsky.social
· Dec 15
this is "woke," these are the "woke" people right here, everyone else was just looking to denigrate them or steal their valor
fuck off with your whole "i'm the real left, i'm too good for this woke shit" act, chickenshit parasite e-celeb grifters
fuck off with your whole "i'm the real left, i'm too good for this woke shit" act, chickenshit parasite e-celeb grifters
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He was a lot more peppy at the start when he thought it was for him.
January 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
He was a lot more peppy at the start when he thought it was for him.
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trump dozing off during a purple heart ceremony
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
trump dozing off during a purple heart ceremony
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The president is currently chasing a lady around with his arms outstretched and tongue flailing in the wind but he slurred "good luck" we think
January 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The president is currently chasing a lady around with his arms outstretched and tongue flailing in the wind but he slurred "good luck" we think
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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I just saw someone ask if pressing tab to autocomplete code in an editor counts as "AI" and I desperately need schools to do a better job teaching how a Trie and edit distances work because the number of people engaging with the question as valid is not a good sign for computer science education.
January 4, 2026 at 7:46 AM
I just saw someone ask if pressing tab to autocomplete code in an editor counts as "AI" and I desperately need schools to do a better job teaching how a Trie and edit distances work because the number of people engaging with the question as valid is not a good sign for computer science education.
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You can’t report illegal acts because you don’t want to compromise them being carried out is an interesting take, if true
NYT, WaPo learned of the secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin but held off publishing what they had at the administration's request to avoid endangering US troops
January 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
You can’t report illegal acts because you don’t want to compromise them being carried out is an interesting take, if true
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“Every empire, however, tells itself and the world that it is unlike all other empires, that its mission is not to plunder and control but to educate and liberate."
― Edward Said
― Edward Said
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
“Every empire, however, tells itself and the world that it is unlike all other empires, that its mission is not to plunder and control but to educate and liberate."
― Edward Said
― Edward Said
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The only actual democracy in 30s central Europe was Czechoslovakia (which Poland happily threw under the bus)
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 AM
The only actual democracy in 30s central Europe was Czechoslovakia (which Poland happily threw under the bus)
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This is an incredibly low bar that also makes a lot of you sound like fucking idiots who would rather wag fingers at Poland in 39
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 AM
This is an incredibly low bar that also makes a lot of you sound like fucking idiots who would rather wag fingers at Poland in 39
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The depressing thing with the mealy mouthed condemnations of Venezuela here is that Maduro's Venezuela was more democratic than late 30s Poland.
January 4, 2026 at 7:34 AM
The depressing thing with the mealy mouthed condemnations of Venezuela here is that Maduro's Venezuela was more democratic than late 30s Poland.
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if you leak to me i certainly won’t pull this shit
🟡 NEW: The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
News organizations held off on reporting Venezuela raid
The American news organizations held their stories over concerns about endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com
January 4, 2026 at 6:24 AM
if you leak to me i certainly won’t pull this shit
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99-0 confirmation
The funniest line to me in the article
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
99-0 confirmation
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It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
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lol i saw something that advertises "longevity tracking" and like. does that mean it checks whether im dead. because i can tell that
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
lol i saw something that advertises "longevity tracking" and like. does that mean it checks whether im dead. because i can tell that
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Wonder why journalists, like elected officials and their hangers-on, don’t want to see predictions markets regulated. Insider “trading” must be pretty sweet on the side!
NYT, WaPo learned of the secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin but held off publishing what they had at the administration's request to avoid endangering US troops
January 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Wonder why journalists, like elected officials and their hangers-on, don’t want to see predictions markets regulated. Insider “trading” must be pretty sweet on the side!
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True in the reverse as well, the likes of Nasser among others were only able to credibly leverage against the interests of both because both had power
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
True in the reverse as well, the likes of Nasser among others were only able to credibly leverage against the interests of both because both had power
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The thing about ~the troops~ is that it made sense to sympathize with them in Vietnam, when there was a conscript army; even in the War on Terror, there were a lot of kids who joined on 9/12 and got stoplossed into going back forever
But what do you think the thought process is for current soldiers
But what do you think the thought process is for current soldiers
We all Stan that one Taylor Swift Stan account on Twitter that spent time in jail rather than join the IDF but we can't ask the same of American kids? At least in Israel joining up is mandatory! You literally volunteered for this! You were born as the Iraq war was starting, what did you expect!
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
The thing about ~the troops~ is that it made sense to sympathize with them in Vietnam, when there was a conscript army; even in the War on Terror, there were a lot of kids who joined on 9/12 and got stoplossed into going back forever
But what do you think the thought process is for current soldiers
But what do you think the thought process is for current soldiers
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there is something so haunting about the way that the modern-day goebbels' wife (who is also a turbo-racist in her own right) chose this look as her public presentation
December 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
there is something so haunting about the way that the modern-day goebbels' wife (who is also a turbo-racist in her own right) chose this look as her public presentation
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These freaks want territorial expansion and they know Trump will do everything he can to deliver.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
These freaks want territorial expansion and they know Trump will do everything he can to deliver.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
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“There is an open anonymous legal betting market where people who likely had inside information on the upcoming illegal invasions can make a direct profit by betting” is a genuinely new and stupid form of corruption.
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
“There is an open anonymous legal betting market where people who likely had inside information on the upcoming illegal invasions can make a direct profit by betting” is a genuinely new and stupid form of corruption.
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I'm sure this time the regime change will be different,
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I'm sure this time the regime change will be different,