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Alex P. 👹
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here to chill with my friends

(not my cat in the profile pic, yes my cat in the banner)

main account (masto): https://jorts.horse/@saddestrobots

no future for transphobes
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this is "woke," these are the "woke" people right here, everyone else was just looking to denigrate them or steal their valor

fuck off with your whole "i'm the real left, i'm too good for this woke shit" act, chickenshit parasite e-celeb grifters
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it’s so wild that they’re going this hard for Josh Shapiro, a man whose position on Israel makes him totally unelectable, and who covered up a woman’s murder bc his best friend did it but I wouldn’t expect any less from one of the worst accounts ever
There are multiple things wrong with this but chief among them is the delusion that the State Department position (supports two states in the abstract while doing everything possible to help prevent it from happening) is somehow popular.
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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"what's the point of standards" is a truly breathtaking combination of words
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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large company, billionaire owner, robust paper trail of recklessness -- id be salivating at getting a case against these guys
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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honestly setting up a paper trail for any future defamation cases to absolutely ring CBS's bell is amazing. punitive damages territory when it happens. im a fan of this new direction for her
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Welp, Dems take weed too
Trump take weed
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Trump take weed
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Seattle's Mamdani is winning by an absurdly small margin over our incumbent mayor, who once pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot.

Vote in your local elections!
www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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December 22, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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good morning it’s bedtime
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
from the guy who brought you "antifa did jan 6," comes "elizabeth warren is doing islamic jihad"
Jihadist acolyte of Elizabeth Warren, Lina Khan
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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me: i think economies should be based on people doing and making stuff instead of wishcasting

respectable society: shut the fuck up. youre an idiot. stupid. a dumb worthless fuck. shithead communist.
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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im just some woman on the internet but imo its probably bad to base your economy almost entirely on a gambling ring where rich (ie extremely, willfully stupid) people bet on what stuff is worth until the round finally ends bc some of their checks start bouncing
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I, STARSCREAM, am now minority leader!
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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“The most dramatic rollback of human rights for trans people in a generation will be covered by a mainstream corporate press that has purged queer journalists from its ranks in a stunningly transparent series of politicized moves over the past month.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
every time my buddy in the prisoner's dilemma backstabs me i yell "now is the time to move forward! united!" and then we go do it again
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
honestly i think "a democratic seat in the senate is the most sought-after nursing home in america" theory is undefeated at this point
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Just a full blow federal holiday honoring these unsung heroes for their service

of military wives
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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There should be a national holiday for Jodys
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"complicated cultural issues" (society will break down if you ever ever tell anyone to stop abusing their kids)
that new democrat strategy document cites sarah mcbride's transphobia as justification for everybody else's transphobia in the introduction :)
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Anytime I mention this story theres a few dozen people who never heard about it, so for those unaware
Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Primary author of that Democratic anti-trans "strategy" is Simon Bazelon, nepobaby son of anti-trans NYT reporter Emily Bazelon. The report quotes McBride, a nepobaby token whose purpose is to excuse transphobia and do private equity's bidding.

The attack on trans lives is a gentry conspiracy.
that new democrat strategy document cites sarah mcbride's transphobia as justification for everybody else's transphobia in the introduction :)
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM