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email! caesar
December 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
email! caesar
okay so i just tried a standard negroni with carpano antica for the first time and i see now why stanley tucci adds the second measure of gin
December 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
okay so i just tried a standard negroni with carpano antica for the first time and i see now why stanley tucci adds the second measure of gin
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
governor pritzker now is the moment to turn your coat
By the way, Gavin Newsom is apparently raising money to fight AGAINST the billionaire tax. So thoughtful of him to come to their aid at this particular time in history,
December 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
governor pritzker now is the moment to turn your coat
oh wow there’s 11 of the 22 points i needed, thaaaanks
massive shootout. jennings absent. i never want to play fantasy football again
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
oh wow there’s 11 of the 22 points i needed, thaaaanks
i’m going to bat this racist creep around a little longer but he’s a righteous block for those of you so inclined
Who is ICE arresting for deportations then? 🧐
December 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i’m going to bat this racist creep around a little longer but he’s a righteous block for those of you so inclined
massive shootout. jennings absent. i never want to play fantasy football again
December 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
massive shootout. jennings absent. i never want to play fantasy football again
youre gonna need a bigger shark
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
youre gonna need a bigger shark
keep driving encourages drunk driving in-game, in that it encourages you to do it once so you’ll never want to do it again
December 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
keep driving encourages drunk driving in-game, in that it encourages you to do it once so you’ll never want to do it again
help me tyrone tracy jr, you’re my only hope
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
help me tyrone tracy jr, you’re my only hope
solidly on course for a last place fantasy finish. looking forward to being forced to keep two of nico collins, josh jacobs, and trevor lawrence, before having my draft position randomly determined!
December 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
solidly on course for a last place fantasy finish. looking forward to being forced to keep two of nico collins, josh jacobs, and trevor lawrence, before having my draft position randomly determined!
CRAB
BUTTER
PIZZA
BUTTER
PIZZA
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
CRAB
BUTTER
PIZZA
BUTTER
PIZZA
chucking a grenade labeled ‘deep dish cut in squares’ into the chicago pizza discourse
December 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
chucking a grenade labeled ‘deep dish cut in squares’ into the chicago pizza discourse
elon really pulling out all the stops to get stephen miller’s wife on TV
December 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
elon really pulling out all the stops to get stephen miller’s wife on TV
one of my favorite things about bluesky is that it invariably solves these in under an hour
hey quick question: has anybody seen my glasses? I thought I left them on my bedside table but they aren’t there
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
one of my favorite things about bluesky is that it invariably solves these in under an hour
for us, the essential christmas movies are the muppet christmas carol, rare exports, home alone, a christmas story, and christmas vacation
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
for us, the essential christmas movies are the muppet christmas carol, rare exports, home alone, a christmas story, and christmas vacation
all chaps are bobbies
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes gammons
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
all chaps are bobbies
the LORD, to job
WHO DOYOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
the LORD, to job
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these violent delights have violent ends
December 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
these violent delights have violent ends
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So he's a Democrat now?
December 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
So he's a Democrat now?
guy’s name is putsch lol
For those not following at home, “Heritage American” is a category of white supremacy covering people whose ancestors were white folks who were pioneers.
December 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guy’s name is putsch lol
the smarte piet
December 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the smarte piet
i appreciate that you all mostly ignore me when my takes are dumb
December 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i appreciate that you all mostly ignore me when my takes are dumb
can you put scallop ceviche on a hot dog
December 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
can you put scallop ceviche on a hot dog
avatar memes dot net
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
avatar memes dot net