blueanon shaman
@esvrld.bsky.social
ascended intp dark empath. expert in international relations. last of the famous international bouncebois. don't blame me, i voted for jo entropic. everything i post is real. xe/she
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my pussy looks like voldemort
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
my pussy looks like voldemort
tragic that he slipped and fell and his head burst like a cantaloupe as he was trying to dislodge the bone from his throat. he will be missed. i assume
rip john fetterman. i may have disagreed with him being a cannibal ogre but choking on the bone of an englishman is still a terrible way to go
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
tragic that he slipped and fell and his head burst like a cantaloupe as he was trying to dislodge the bone from his throat. he will be missed. i assume
investigative journalism is really about the friends you make along the way
I was at NYT for 7 years & one of a dozen reporters who investigated Epstein’s interactions w/the rich & powerful. I don’t know every conversation held at every level there, but I do know we dedicated ourselves to exposing those who supported Epstein & engaged in the abuse of girls he facilitated
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
investigative journalism is really about the friends you make along the way
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I was one of a team of people (four of us plus our great dane) working on exposing what was going on on Spooky Island. I don't know every conversation held within the group since we often split up, but I know we dedicated ourselves to exposing the monster. We had no way to know it was Scrappy.
I was at NYT for 7 years & one of a dozen reporters who investigated Epstein’s interactions w/the rich & powerful. I don’t know every conversation held at every level there, but I do know we dedicated ourselves to exposing those who supported Epstein & engaged in the abuse of girls he facilitated
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I was one of a team of people (four of us plus our great dane) working on exposing what was going on on Spooky Island. I don't know every conversation held within the group since we often split up, but I know we dedicated ourselves to exposing the monster. We had no way to know it was Scrappy.
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I can't stop thinking about that article about how people literally can't read because they're basically taught to guess over the last like two decades and like. It's really starting to make why people will respond aggressively, agreeing with what you said but convinced you said the opposite
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I can't stop thinking about that article about how people literally can't read because they're basically taught to guess over the last like two decades and like. It's really starting to make why people will respond aggressively, agreeing with what you said but convinced you said the opposite
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![From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com]
Sent: 8/20/2011 9:13:46 PM
To: Peter Mandelson
Subject: trump diarrhoea’d in the hot tub again lol neway u up?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ifpzbxv4tqigkw66tz4yrojt/bafkreigbpejkyaqi5crfjyymux7eltnsizqzjp5cfoseayiiy3njhnfo3a@jpeg)
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my posts are pretty elevated and nuanced. too highbrow for a lot of ppl
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
my posts are pretty elevated and nuanced. too highbrow for a lot of ppl
if you see someone say 'i am going to unalive myself' it means they're working on transferring their soul to an inanimate vessel, quite possibly a metal effigy of some sort
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
if you see someone say 'i am going to unalive myself' it means they're working on transferring their soul to an inanimate vessel, quite possibly a metal effigy of some sort
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November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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curtis sliwa: i was kidnapped by rat-men to their secret underground city, but rescued by a cat who knew karate. the vibrations from our parades travel down to the rat-men's city and cause their air looms to misfire. this is why we must hold as many parades as possible. to weaken their power
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
curtis sliwa: i was kidnapped by rat-men to their secret underground city, but rescued by a cat who knew karate. the vibrations from our parades travel down to the rat-men's city and cause their air looms to misfire. this is why we must hold as many parades as possible. to weaken their power
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no shot, the asbestos garland stays up.
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
no shot, the asbestos garland stays up.
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The fact that people can be banned for making death threats is what keeps the death threat thrilling. A permitted, regulated & deniable death threat has the same rhetorical force as secularly damning someone's soul to hell.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The fact that people can be banned for making death threats is what keeps the death threat thrilling. A permitted, regulated & deniable death threat has the same rhetorical force as secularly damning someone's soul to hell.
Researchers: Hitler Had ‘Rare Ass Disease’
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Researchers: Hitler Had ‘Rare Ass Disease’
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I've got balls, Fetterman, could you milk me?
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I've got balls, Fetterman, could you milk me?
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just brought a gun to a knife fight. unfortunately the firearm was a lasgun and the guys with knives had holtzman shields. we just went up in a giant nuclear explosion. bummer
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
just brought a gun to a knife fight. unfortunately the firearm was a lasgun and the guys with knives had holtzman shields. we just went up in a giant nuclear explosion. bummer
For maximum alpha, complete with fighting for princesses, Super Mario Bros. 3
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
For maximum alpha, complete with fighting for princesses, Super Mario Bros. 3
YOUR HOLINESS POPE LEO SIR,
IT IS TIME TO BRING BACK THE INQUISITION
BUT MAKE IT WOKE THIS TIME
IT IS TIME TO BRING BACK THE INQUISITION
BUT MAKE IT WOKE THIS TIME
Rod Dreher putting on a hot dog costume as he sits down to type this out..
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
YOUR HOLINESS POPE LEO SIR,
IT IS TIME TO BRING BACK THE INQUISITION
BUT MAKE IT WOKE THIS TIME
IT IS TIME TO BRING BACK THE INQUISITION
BUT MAKE IT WOKE THIS TIME
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Screenwriters are struggling with the fact that instead of "James Bond will return", the closing credits of the last movie ended with "James Bond will testify in Ghislaine's defense."
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Screenwriters are struggling with the fact that instead of "James Bond will return", the closing credits of the last movie ended with "James Bond will testify in Ghislaine's defense."
i know how to do this. and for the meagre sum of $100 000 i'll tell them how
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i know how to do this. and for the meagre sum of $100 000 i'll tell them how
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otherwise i am glad to report that earthly delights ogdo, called by some the only magazine ever invented, already knew what was up in the spring of 2024. we wait for the rest of culture to either catch up or swear fealty to us as their anointed thought leaders
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
otherwise i am glad to report that earthly delights ogdo, called by some the only magazine ever invented, already knew what was up in the spring of 2024. we wait for the rest of culture to either catch up or swear fealty to us as their anointed thought leaders
if you've ever jacked off you're SICK in the HEAD and belong in JAIL
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
if you've ever jacked off you're SICK in the HEAD and belong in JAIL
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November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
please give your money to my magazine
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This pretty much sums up the entire ideological dispute between the two American political parties.
What they are arguing about, on almost all issues, is either methodology or magnitude. That is literally it.
The party of We Will Kill You vs the party of We Will Let You Die.
What they are arguing about, on almost all issues, is either methodology or magnitude. That is literally it.
The party of We Will Kill You vs the party of We Will Let You Die.
To be clear, Lindsey Graham, an American senator, has gone on the most popular Sunday morning current events show in the country and suggested that we drop nuclear bombs on Palestinians.
While they may differ in methodology, both parties agree that Palestinians should be eliminated.
While they may differ in methodology, both parties agree that Palestinians should be eliminated.
May 12, 2024 at 8:37 PM
This pretty much sums up the entire ideological dispute between the two American political parties.
What they are arguing about, on almost all issues, is either methodology or magnitude. That is literally it.
The party of We Will Kill You vs the party of We Will Let You Die.
What they are arguing about, on almost all issues, is either methodology or magnitude. That is literally it.
The party of We Will Kill You vs the party of We Will Let You Die.