blueanon shaman ☭
@esvrld.bsky.social
ascended intp dark empath. expert in international relations. last of the famous international bouncebois. don't blame me, i voted for jo entropic. everything i post is real. xe/she
fiction: https://wordsmith.social/lightninggarden/
fiction: https://wordsmith.social/lightninggarden/
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blueanon shaman ☭
@esvrld.bsky.social
· Nov 7
ꙮ WE'RE RAISING MONEY TO PUT LUNAR MISERIES OGDO IN PRINT ꙮ
donation link: www.paypal.com/donate/?host...
mastodon thread with details: normal.style/@esvrld/1155...
pdf's of the issue: ko-fi.com/s/40e276b409
donation link: www.paypal.com/donate/?host...
mastodon thread with details: normal.style/@esvrld/1155...
pdf's of the issue: ko-fi.com/s/40e276b409
the driver from drive wouldn't go to therapy, and i'm exactly like him, so
December 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the driver from drive wouldn't go to therapy, and i'm exactly like him, so
'high-speed rail' is what the postman gave my ex-wife (starts crying)
December 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
'high-speed rail' is what the postman gave my ex-wife (starts crying)
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You: "A.I. is slop."
Me: "Are you calling my wife a slop?"
Me: "Are you calling my wife a slop?"
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You: "A.I. is slop."
Me: "Are you calling my wife a slop?"
Me: "Are you calling my wife a slop?"
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new at protocol feature: once you have over 20k followers all your mutes and blocks are silently purged, new mutes and blocks only report success and you have to face the true consequences of your actions
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
new at protocol feature: once you have over 20k followers all your mutes and blocks are silently purged, new mutes and blocks only report success and you have to face the true consequences of your actions
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Our startup Jagganoth presents sword-forward solutions to some of the most pressing wheel-based issues facing concerned residents of the seven-part world
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Our startup Jagganoth presents sword-forward solutions to some of the most pressing wheel-based issues facing concerned residents of the seven-part world
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i have an ass that quit the same day it was hired
December 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
i have an ass that quit the same day it was hired
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How can I trust you if you will not do this one simple favor in Mephala's dark name?
December 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
How can I trust you if you will not do this one simple favor in Mephala's dark name?
in an age where internet searches can be accessed without a warrant, googling things like 'dick stuck in cantaloupe wikihow', 'pringles man a/s/l', and 'how to tell my neighbor is a werewolf' several times per day constitutes Heroism
December 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
in an age where internet searches can be accessed without a warrant, googling things like 'dick stuck in cantaloupe wikihow', 'pringles man a/s/l', and 'how to tell my neighbor is a werewolf' several times per day constitutes Heroism
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I dunno, man, whenever I let people think for themselves they always end up thinking wrong.
December 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I dunno, man, whenever I let people think for themselves they always end up thinking wrong.
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here's a heartwarming christmas story for you to read aloud to your gathered family 🎅
wordsmith.social/yc92zjpwx0
wordsmith.social/yc92zjpwx0
Great big rotund hairy fellow make his way through my chimney dressed all in...
...
wordsmith.social
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
here's a heartwarming christmas story for you to read aloud to your gathered family 🎅
wordsmith.social/yc92zjpwx0
wordsmith.social/yc92zjpwx0
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Found a bookstore that stocks your novels
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Found a bookstore that stocks your novels
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much like a banana, my dick is also curved, produces no seed, is bright yellow, people disagree on which end its supposed to peel from,
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
much like a banana, my dick is also curved, produces no seed, is bright yellow, people disagree on which end its supposed to peel from,
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extremely close race for Esvrld Post of the Years between this and "RAMSAY: this cum is so watery Nestle is trying to privatize it"
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
extremely close race for Esvrld Post of the Years between this and "RAMSAY: this cum is so watery Nestle is trying to privatize it"
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let's make one thing clear: if you have any clothing other than a barrel held up with suspenders, if you eat anything other than a fish skeleton, or if there's anything in your wallet other than a single moth that flies out when you open it, YOU 👏 ARE 👏 UPPER 👏 MIDDLE 👏 CLASS 👏
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
let's make one thing clear: if you have any clothing other than a barrel held up with suspenders, if you eat anything other than a fish skeleton, or if there's anything in your wallet other than a single moth that flies out when you open it, YOU 👏 ARE 👏 UPPER 👏 MIDDLE 👏 CLASS 👏
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got complimented on my 'john mcafee didn't kill himself' t shirt at the family court hearing 😊
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
got complimented on my 'john mcafee didn't kill himself' t shirt at the family court hearing 😊
here's a heartwarming christmas story for you to read aloud to your gathered family 🎅
wordsmith.social/yc92zjpwx0
wordsmith.social/yc92zjpwx0
Great big rotund hairy fellow make his way through my chimney dressed all in...
...
wordsmith.social
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
here's a heartwarming christmas story for you to read aloud to your gathered family 🎅
wordsmith.social/yc92zjpwx0
wordsmith.social/yc92zjpwx0
MY COCK is really TWO BALLS in a trenchcoat . . . .
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
MY COCK is really TWO BALLS in a trenchcoat . . . .
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MEI LING: snake, there's an old saying, 'the man who pisses where he sleeps will always sleep warm'
SOLID SNAKE: i'll keep that in mind
SOLID SNAKE: i'll keep that in mind
June 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
MEI LING: snake, there's an old saying, 'the man who pisses where he sleeps will always sleep warm'
SOLID SNAKE: i'll keep that in mind
SOLID SNAKE: i'll keep that in mind
MERRY FUC**KING CHR*STMAS TO ALL THE HATERS AND LOSERS !!!
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
MERRY FUC**KING CHR*STMAS TO ALL THE HATERS AND LOSERS !!!
i did not cum on a space cat. i did not do anything weird on the planet pandora. i
December 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i did not cum on a space cat. i did not do anything weird on the planet pandora. i
the space cats are highly Sexual and i'm just not about that lifestyle
i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me
December 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
the space cats are highly Sexual and i'm just not about that lifestyle
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It's so important to defend mass culture from the snobs
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's so important to defend mass culture from the snobs
instead of the epstein files, why not read some bible verses
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
instead of the epstein files, why not read some bible verses
got complimented on my 'john mcafee didn't kill himself' t shirt at the family court hearing 😊
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
got complimented on my 'john mcafee didn't kill himself' t shirt at the family court hearing 😊
the main difference between homestuck & harry potter seems to be malice vs incompetence
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
the main difference between homestuck & harry potter seems to be malice vs incompetence