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blueanon shaman
@esvrld.bsky.social
dark woke warrior sage. expert in international relations. last of the famous international bouncebois. don't blame me, i voted for jo entropic. everything i post is real. xe/she

buy the book: https://ko-fi.com/s/11d70f90b7
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i've made a collection of my vignettes available on my ko-fi for $2. buy it if you like weird and upsetting things

ko-fi.com/s/11d70f90b7
In Lightning's Garden - alyssa h milano's Ko-fi Shop
A collection of short prose works including ones previously published in Earthly Delights Ogdo and lightning garden. "(...) makes me deeply uncomfort...
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beside the obvious i like how he doesn't know the word 'british' and/or is inclusive towards the irish but wants to exclude the welsh
1/3 What Musk is really referring to here is, of course “race” - that construct that served to define the hierarchies of wealth & power structured by modern colonialism. Like other far right racists though, he uses the word “culture” as a seemingly less pernicious synonym.
February 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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i fucking knew charles ephebophilia cheese was in the epstein files
Just finding out now that the CEO of Chuck E Cheese is mentioned in the Epstein Files
February 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Covering up my Hitler tattoo with a stunning representation of Francisco Franco.
Learning that Platner covered his Nazi tattoo with some “norse-celtic” bullshit is not convincing me that he was ever getting any tattoos “accidentally”
February 15, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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Now available from Fossa Books!

A four volume set of The Last Man comic book series by Brian K. Vaughan, illustrated by Pia Guerra, José Marzán Jr, and Pamela Rambo, published by Vertigo in 2002 & 2003.

In excellent condition and only £33.75 + shipping!

#booksky 📚

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February 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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ꙮ WE'RE RAISING MONEY TO PUT LUNAR MISERIES OGDO IN PRINT ꙮ

donation link: www.paypal.com/donate/?host...

mastodon thread with details: normal.style/@esvrld/1155...

pdf's of the issue: ko-fi.com/s/40e276b409
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Happy Valentines Day from this tender memorial to country singer Joe Diffie
February 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
yea yea, the moltbook ai's are doing lord of the cyberflies, whatever. if you go to mastodon dot social right now you'll see germans attempt to build a society which is much scarier
February 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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i'm 'dark woke', which means i can cast damaging spells and sacrifice my hp to boost my melee attack
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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i do not post with my fingers

the one who posts with their fingers has forgotten the face of their father

i post with my mind
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
we need to start teaching people not to wind up their punches
February 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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A vampire! No!
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
i walk up to the counter, dig my fingers into the flesh between my ribs and open them up like a cupboard, slip a hand in, rummage around for a few moments, then retrieve an odd-looking pulsating organ and shake loose exactly 3 slimy dollars before putting it back in
February 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
the neighbours complaining about my obelisk 'disturbing the leylines' and 'vibrating unharmoniously' are the same assholes who tried to stop me from digging an underground labyrinth on my property on grounds it would 'attract minotaurs'. that's the point dipshit!
February 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
oh so but when i smoke in bed the insurance won't even cover it
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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I think I told you that our conversation about this was over. You try my patience.
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
taught an ai agent to cold-call retirees and tell them to invest in iraqi dinar and it's already netted me $3 🚀 the only problem with it is that it keeps calling them 'nerevar'
February 13, 2026 at 2:05 PM
i do not post with my fingers

the one who posts with their fingers has forgotten the face of their father

i post with my mind
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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dnc operatives when hasan says gavin newsom should stick to podcasting
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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Massive security detail as Benjamin Netanyahu comes back to the U.S.

Probably to protect him from Yair
February 11, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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"Yair Netanyahu attacked his father, didn't show up for karate practice, and beat him up..." is such an unbelievable sentence. Remarkable. "Yair used all the Krav Maga moves on his father. He hit his father, he bombed a preschool, he didn't call on father's day and he kicked his father's ass"
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
(american voice) white americans do have culture! look, my state has a completely different fast food chain from the neighboring state. yes they both give you diarrhea,
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
i'm 'dark woke', which means i can cast damaging spells and sacrifice my hp to boost my melee attack
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
inscribing INITIALIS RATIO POSTATORVM on my keyboard
February 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Woke 2: Woke Out Of Hell
Woke 2: the Wokening
Woke 2: Woke Harder
Woke 2: Prophecy
Woke 2: This Time, It's Personal
Woke 2: Woke Takes Manhattan
2 Woke 2 Furious
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM