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esvrld.bsky.social
blueanon shaman ☭
@esvrld.bsky.social
ascended intp dark empath. expert in international relations. last of the famous international bouncebois. don't blame me, i voted for jo entropic. everything i post is real. xe/she

fiction: https://wordsmith.social/lightninggarden/
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ꙮ WE'RE RAISING MONEY TO PUT LUNAR MISERIES OGDO IN PRINT ꙮ

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mastodon thread with details: normal.style/@esvrld/1155...

pdf's of the issue: ko-fi.com/s/40e276b409
this information has not reached the cia somehow
People who do not live in a country do not get to dictate the domestic policy of that country. Hope this helps.
HATE it when the chickens i have been spreading all over the world for 80 years come home to roost. shouldn't be allowed!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
JDPON DON
The ties between Trump and Hamas keep proliferating.
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
HATE it when the chickens i have been spreading all over the world for 80 years come home to roost. shouldn't be allowed!!
I mean yeah I actually do want to gatekeep people with no skin in the game from influencing domestic policy.
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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americans flood the world with cultural exports like Marvel and Two and a Half Men but get pretty gatekeepy when foreigners want to have opinions on their politics
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Bari Weiss is right. Whoever this "Jeffrey Epstein" guy is (she was busy writing about how she once felt nervous being within 25 miles of a college campus, she hasn't had time to look into fads until now), he's a hot-ticket item right now, all the kids are talking about him. Give that guy a column!
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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ꙮ WE'RE RAISING MONEY TO PUT LUNAR MISERIES OGDO IN PRINT ꙮ

donation link: www.paypal.com/donate/?host...

mastodon thread with details: normal.style/@esvrld/1155...

pdf's of the issue: ko-fi.com/s/40e276b409
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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ACTUAL Liberal Thanksgiving:
- Gather around the tofurkey
- recount how Yakub created the white devil who stole this land from proud native american Ethiopians
- raise the Kwanzaa pole
- sit in silence reflecting on which episode of Will&Grace makes you most thankful
- pledge allegiance to Bartlet
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
who up desecrating the working class
What is this word salad?
Tag yourself
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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When my wife left me it cured me of any fantasy that being "Left" was desirable
There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
the enlightenment construct of universal humanity and its notion of abstract rights attached to atomic individuals will find no ally in me
"post-liberal" leftism cannot position itself as against or counter liberalism (for this is the path to reactionaryism). it must position itself as the inheritor of liberalism, as a movement that seeks to resolve the contradictions of liberalism, to ensure it fulfills its promise of universal rights
I don't think post-liberal leftism has to mean "illiberal" as much as it is a does a dissatisfaction with the people and institutions associated with liberalism that fail to uphold liberal values. Nobody called Dems "post-liberal" when they vote for the Laken Riley Act or to ban TikTok, for example
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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since i was reminded of, here's the short story i wrote about elon musk that was in ogdo prime. feel free to share it with your friends and family wordsmith.social/wfervr3zi1
The Billionaire
The billionaire is holding a press conference. “There’s massive fraud — massive —” he hears himself say. “None of the mainframes are encr...
wordsmith.social
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Mum missed me when I left for uni. I sneaked home as a surprise, and jumped out at her and Dad for a laugh. But this was Northern Ireland in 1993, I was dressed in goth black, and Dad was police. The poor guy thought the IRA had come to kill him. Still feel awful about it.
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Amazing...
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Sorry
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
imagining bolsonaro being shown to his jail cell & his cellmate is an emu
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Zohran’s got the dang juice
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
claude, pretend to be all the people i lost arguments to in school
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I bet if Zohran hit him with the "habibi" he'd be getting sworn in as Vice President right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
jdpon don real??
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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trump cares about having a good time around people that are entertaining, smart, charismatic

he doesn't give a shit about ideology, and whenever he talks with someone he likes (who treat him well enough but also are interesting) things change very fast

see lula and tariffs on brazil
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I liked at the end when Trump looked at the camera and said "I'm a Communist now" before specifying he's the exact type of Communist as me
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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what do you think it’d like being don jr. knowing your dad’s never looked at you the way he did at zohran?
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM