Jared Jared Jared
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well it's Jared. Urban planner? Bills-Lions Super Bowl believer. John Wick enjoyer.
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All 9 minutes of Dance Yrself Clean and it’s going to be on speakers that shake my floor.
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
All 9 minutes of Dance Yrself Clean and it’s going to be on speakers that shake my floor.
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
It's baseball season
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
It's baseball season
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the virginia flag should have both tits out. and the dude she's stepping on should have tits too. ive had a few dad sodas
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
the virginia flag should have both tits out. and the dude she's stepping on should have tits too. ive had a few dad sodas
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Peggy Noonan:
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Peggy Noonan:
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In 1979, the “New York Times” asked Isaac Bashevis Singer if he planned to watch the Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
In 1979, the “New York Times” asked Isaac Bashevis Singer if he planned to watch the Super Bowl.
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Watching Bake-Off as a Yank is so awesome. You can understand what they call pudding, biscuits, etc. but suddenly they’re saying, “Toby’s cake will have all the classic Gingham Day flavors, in the form of Swat the Grump,” and then they make like a carnival game where you shoot lobsters with a cannon
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Watching Bake-Off as a Yank is so awesome. You can understand what they call pudding, biscuits, etc. but suddenly they’re saying, “Toby’s cake will have all the classic Gingham Day flavors, in the form of Swat the Grump,” and then they make like a carnival game where you shoot lobsters with a cannon
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
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The Winter Olympics is one of the only remaining times that we can all get together as a country and root for the same thing: to watch someone die out on the ice
February 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The Winter Olympics is one of the only remaining times that we can all get together as a country and root for the same thing: to watch someone die out on the ice
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we are so back
February 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
we are so back
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this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
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On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
I am wishing all bitcoin investors a very lose everything
February 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I am wishing all bitcoin investors a very lose everything
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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and if wherever you land your riposte is, "but things went wrong because not enough people followed MY ideology" well maybe your ideology should've been fucking better at convincing people huh
February 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
and if wherever you land your riposte is, "but things went wrong because not enough people followed MY ideology" well maybe your ideology should've been fucking better at convincing people huh
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What I like is how the mom keeps saying “if you want this to be real” and then “Fine, I take it back!” Like the truth is a favor we do for other people, instead of something we owe to ourselves.
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 PM
What I like is how the mom keeps saying “if you want this to be real” and then “Fine, I take it back!” Like the truth is a favor we do for other people, instead of something we owe to ourselves.
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
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Tit of the Day:
Himalayan Black-lored Tit
📷 Nitin Chandra
Himalayan Black-lored Tit
📷 Nitin Chandra
January 31, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Tit of the Day:
Himalayan Black-lored Tit
📷 Nitin Chandra
Himalayan Black-lored Tit
📷 Nitin Chandra
Guy whose net worth just hit a billion dollars: I must visit Crime Island immediately.
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Guy whose net worth just hit a billion dollars: I must visit Crime Island immediately.
