Punished Pineapple
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Ruining yet another social media platform.
I hate elon as much as the next guy but can you explain to me how a gulfstream falcon can turn the 500 gallons of fuel it burns per hour into 5 tons of gas? where's the extra mass coming from?
the ~5 tons of CO2 emitted on this hourlong flight is roughly equivalent to what the average EU citizen emits in a year
Landed in Van Nuys, California, United States. Apx. flt. time 54 min.
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I hate elon as much as the next guy but can you explain to me how a gulfstream falcon can turn the 500 gallons of fuel it burns per hour into 5 tons of gas? where's the extra mass coming from?
I'm trying to bait a lawyer into waxing poetic about the economic utility of a blowjob.
wish me luck.
wish me luck.
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm trying to bait a lawyer into waxing poetic about the economic utility of a blowjob.
wish me luck.
wish me luck.
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I’m in East London, so I can only hear “mate I got bear spray” as “my good man, I’m in possession of a great deal of spray”
November 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m in East London, so I can only hear “mate I got bear spray” as “my good man, I’m in possession of a great deal of spray”
"everyone can tell what it used to be"
"yeah, sure, but try ordering a pizza--oh wait."
"yeah, sure, but try ordering a pizza--oh wait."
October 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"everyone can tell what it used to be"
"yeah, sure, but try ordering a pizza--oh wait."
"yeah, sure, but try ordering a pizza--oh wait."
Depends on how good his christopher dorner impression is.
Promise me that yall aren't going to platform the eventual "repentent ICE agent" stories that will come out...
October 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Depends on how good his christopher dorner impression is.
looks like Whiteseid cracked the Anti-Chin Equation.
October 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
looks like Whiteseid cracked the Anti-Chin Equation.
On reflection, it’s a job I’d do for fucking free
People say "what's your dream job" and like, bitch i don't dream of labor.
Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
On reflection, it’s a job I’d do for fucking free
People say "what's your dream job" and like, bitch i don't dream of labor.
Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
October 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
People say "what's your dream job" and like, bitch i don't dream of labor.
Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
they keep showing people their guns and eventually people are gonna show them their own guns.
October 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
they keep showing people their guns and eventually people are gonna show them their own guns.
keith urban looks like someone drew billy ray cyrus from memory
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
October 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
keith urban looks like someone drew billy ray cyrus from memory
rockets georg is an outlier and should not have been counted.
“We millennials know that there’s no such thing as work-life balance. My career is my life, my life is my career. I would never be at peace if I wasn’t working so hard.” trib.al/suc3yU6
Astronaut says Gen Z often quits when things get uncomfortable—here’s the Jeff Bezos Blue Origin training that taught her to push through | Fortune
From space rockets to 13-hour workdays, this millennial astronaut reveals the mind trick that can make discomfort your secret weapon to success.
trib.al
October 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
rockets georg is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Which transgirl drew the straw to fuck the pumpkin this year?
October 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Which transgirl drew the straw to fuck the pumpkin this year?
Here are some presidents who also were artists;
George W. Bush
George W. Bush
October 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Here are some presidents who also were artists;
George W. Bush
George W. Bush
'Promotion to customer' is a really funny euphemism because i would never shop at a store that fired me.
September 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
'Promotion to customer' is a really funny euphemism because i would never shop at a store that fired me.
UPDATE!~
It was yet another fucking Kar98.
Two high profile shootings in 15 days both used the same fucking esoteric ancient gun.
....can anyone else smell carp?
It was yet another fucking Kar98.
Two high profile shootings in 15 days both used the same fucking esoteric ancient gun.
....can anyone else smell carp?
Am I to believe that this guy shot at the ICE prisoners with a fucking 1903 Springfield?
FBI released this image of the alleged bullets in the shooting at the ICE facility this morning in Dallas.
September 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
UPDATE!~
It was yet another fucking Kar98.
Two high profile shootings in 15 days both used the same fucking esoteric ancient gun.
....can anyone else smell carp?
It was yet another fucking Kar98.
Two high profile shootings in 15 days both used the same fucking esoteric ancient gun.
....can anyone else smell carp?
I like BB61 more than I like BB63 and I'm not afraid to say it.
September 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I like BB61 more than I like BB63 and I'm not afraid to say it.
Am I to believe that this guy shot at the ICE prisoners with a fucking 1903 Springfield?
FBI released this image of the alleged bullets in the shooting at the ICE facility this morning in Dallas.
September 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Am I to believe that this guy shot at the ICE prisoners with a fucking 1903 Springfield?
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FBI released this image of the alleged bullets in the shooting at the ICE facility this morning in Dallas.
September 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
FBI released this image of the alleged bullets in the shooting at the ICE facility this morning in Dallas.
Nazi was originally a slur.
They reclaimed it, apparently.
They reclaimed it, apparently.
September 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Nazi was originally a slur.
They reclaimed it, apparently.
They reclaimed it, apparently.
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
The opposite of Size Queen is Short King.
September 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The opposite of Size Queen is Short King.
Touch grass? Shoot grass.
September 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Touch grass? Shoot grass.
I think I'm gonna be fine, actually.
September 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I think I'm gonna be fine, actually.
This shit is why i'm happy he's dead.
September 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This shit is why i'm happy he's dead.
is it happening?
September 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
is it happening?