donoteat
@donoteat.bsky.social
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podcasting @wtyppod.bsky.social
podcasting @wtyppod.bsky.social
New Yorkers you have a simple decision before you:
-give in to the petty demands of your feckless native son
OR
-continue to pay respect to your moral and social betters in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania for whom your Pennsylvania Station was built
choose wisely
-give in to the petty demands of your feckless native son
OR
-continue to pay respect to your moral and social betters in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania for whom your Pennsylvania Station was built
choose wisely
Punchbowl reports Trump will release Gateway funds if Schumer agrees to rename Dulles and Penn Station for Trump.
punchbowl.news/article/whit...
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Trump wants Dulles and Penn Station renamed for him
Trump offered to release the funding for the Gateway infrastructure project if Schumer agrees to support renaming Dulles and Penn Station after Trump.
punchbowl.news
February 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
New Yorkers you have a simple decision before you:
-give in to the petty demands of your feckless native son
OR
-continue to pay respect to your moral and social betters in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania for whom your Pennsylvania Station was built
choose wisely
-give in to the petty demands of your feckless native son
OR
-continue to pay respect to your moral and social betters in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania for whom your Pennsylvania Station was built
choose wisely
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![A tweet from anno domini 2016 by randygdub reading "trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh
[audience going berserk]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:spz7xtxwn7tareapqzouydsh/bafkreiglcy4nei7u5hjhdvuytnepuae2nn5ivdwf6egewmwmjpleptgtue@jpeg)
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We used to make things in this country.
February 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
We used to make things in this country.
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We tried to invite Ontario Premier Doug Ford to our live show in Toronto on Thursday, February 5th, hosted by @cycletoronto.bsky.social, so we brought two comically large tickets to Queen's Park. Here's how it went.
Get normal sized tickets here:
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Get normal sized tickets here:
boxoffice.hotdocs.ca/websales/pag...
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
We tried to invite Ontario Premier Doug Ford to our live show in Toronto on Thursday, February 5th, hosted by @cycletoronto.bsky.social, so we brought two comically large tickets to Queen's Park. Here's how it went.
Get normal sized tickets here:
boxoffice.hotdocs.ca/websales/pag...
Get normal sized tickets here:
boxoffice.hotdocs.ca/websales/pag...
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
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What if his name was Norm Chompsky and instead of being in the Epstein Files, he liked eating big sandwiches? Would you still be angry with him?
February 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
What if his name was Norm Chompsky and instead of being in the Epstein Files, he liked eating big sandwiches? Would you still be angry with him?
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going through some old photos and found this from years ago that i took in richmond. what a building!
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
going through some old photos and found this from years ago that i took in richmond. what a building!
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ahh yeah here he comes, big special k, k for keir starmer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart.
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will hold a speech tomorrow to say Britain is stronger as a "tolerant, decent and respectful country"
February 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
ahh yeah here he comes, big special k, k for keir starmer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart.
so like what *does* the Post cover now
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
so like what *does* the Post cover now
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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hi! i’m maya ventura. you probably know me from WTYPpod, or the bots, or the Pebble apps, or whatever.
i’m also trans in rural america, & boy, is that untenable.
i need out, & i have a now-or-never opportunity.
i’m asking for your help in affording it, if you can.
thank you.
gofund.me/dc160a843
i’m also trans in rural america, & boy, is that untenable.
i need out, & i have a now-or-never opportunity.
i’m asking for your help in affording it, if you can.
thank you.
gofund.me/dc160a843
Donate to help two trans women get a fresh start!, organized by Maya Ventura
Hello folks!
My name is Maya Ventura. You may remember me from such podca… Maya Ventura needs your support for help two trans women get a fresh start!
gofund.me
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
hi! i’m maya ventura. you probably know me from WTYPpod, or the bots, or the Pebble apps, or whatever.
i’m also trans in rural america, & boy, is that untenable.
i need out, & i have a now-or-never opportunity.
i’m asking for your help in affording it, if you can.
thank you.
gofund.me/dc160a843
i’m also trans in rural america, & boy, is that untenable.
i need out, & i have a now-or-never opportunity.
i’m asking for your help in affording it, if you can.
thank you.
gofund.me/dc160a843
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tapping the sign
i actually prefer it when the mods actively hate the user base and vice versa, that’s how every great message board worked for years and i think we should give it a whirl
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
tapping the sign
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If you'd told me, a decade ago, that the rising concept of the 'influencer' would one day serve as a transmission belt for the elevation of subliterate clowns seeking to provoke pogroms in exchange for promotional deals with online betting companies, I'd probably have said, "That tracks."
As an influencer, Nick Shirley had struggled to expand his reach. But after a missionary trip pushed him to try a new approach, he caused a sensation with a video claiming to expose fraud at Somali-run day care centers in Minnesota. nyti.ms/45GzJi4
February 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
If you'd told me, a decade ago, that the rising concept of the 'influencer' would one day serve as a transmission belt for the elevation of subliterate clowns seeking to provoke pogroms in exchange for promotional deals with online betting companies, I'd probably have said, "That tracks."
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Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip
(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)
(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)
February 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip
(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)
(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)
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Correct
February 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Correct
thirty-seven of god's own fahrenheit degrees in philly today
a woman in a red tank top stands next to a man in a kitchen and says yesterday you said you d call
ALT: a woman in a red tank top stands next to a man in a kitchen and says yesterday you said you d call
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
thirty-seven of god's own fahrenheit degrees in philly today
well folks today i, a grown adult, possessing full and sober mental faculties, and on a hot mic, forgot how many letters are in the alphabet
February 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
well folks today i, a grown adult, possessing full and sober mental faculties, and on a hot mic, forgot how many letters are in the alphabet
folks it's a balmy 34 degrees here in philly and people are asking, why hasn't mayor parker opened the pools?
February 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
folks it's a balmy 34 degrees here in philly and people are asking, why hasn't mayor parker opened the pools?
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When I hit the ceiling in the Deepwater Horizon episode of @wtyppod.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
When I hit the ceiling in the Deepwater Horizon episode of @wtyppod.bsky.social
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Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
February 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.
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Windows XP installation music [HD]
YouTube video by James Falconer
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall
February 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall
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If you've ever heard me say "I'd never cheer a player injury" I need you to know that I was lying
February 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
If you've ever heard me say "I'd never cheer a player injury" I need you to know that I was lying