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air port beer
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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FINALLY—HYPERPROTESTANTISM
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
his smile? gone
his energie? wended
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
air port
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
it's called the 34 and nothing will convince me otherwise
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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What if Bill Clinton just fucks *really* good and the last 25 years of elite politics have been people trying to get more bubba-gum sticks?
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Jacking off RFK Jr and his cum burns a hole through the floor like the alien blood in Alien
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Wheeling and dealing
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
day 7 of florence: I am in desperate need to see a building or a piece of art or something made after 1900 and for a secular purpose.
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
make gambling illegal again
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes
December 24, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought

Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?

From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought

impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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The last 2.5 years of Bluesky were a steady build up to "criticism of Jeffrey Epstein's writing ability is ableist." Congrats everyone, we did it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"default renaissance Garry's Mod map" - @rittsq.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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this is not "everyone is twelve" theory. this is the slightly rarer but typically much more consequential "no one knows what lawyers do" theory
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
proportionslop
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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We have discovered a planet. We could fly there by bumble-boat. 6 moons fly angrily beneath the angry star. I expect that there are construction workers there.
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
so which 18 of the sates and which 7 of the colonies does that flag represent
Today we're unveiling our eighth locomotive in Metro-North’s Heritage Series—a moving tribute to our nation’s veterans.

Created and designed by Metro-North veterans, this locomotive embodies gratitude to those who have worn the uniform, both within the Metro-North family and across the country.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM