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Punished Pineapple
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Ruining yet another social media platform.
"An insubordinate question"

Well hoss, that's probably because she's not subordinate to you.
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
being found by the Nazis again?
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Go on
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I'm so excited at the prospect of former NSA contractors entering the private sector en masse
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
LOL OKAY BRO
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
jesus christ that dog had some serious gas
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
which cryptids and which denny's? It's important.
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
crypto and AI have fucked us into a corner. bitcoin is *designed* to need more power the more you throw at it. the entire network could run on 1% of what is currently being used on crypto, but people throw more power at it because the first one to mine the node wins the pot.
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The only datacenter i ever managed was built in an old federal building so the power infrastructure already existed, plus it was in the middle of a major city.

We had power service connections to several different circuits, but we had our own backup grid to avoid browning out the local area.
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
it looks like AZERTY
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
horse games are fun but i also want guinea pig games.

I want to run a guinea pig ranch in a game, i don't think this is too much to ask for.
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You can become desensitized to pepperspray since it's an irritant, which means if you're going to carry it you should hit yourself with it at least once so you're ready for the back blast.

if you're not willing to get hit with the back blast, you're not actually willing to use it.
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Any food with non-food inside, it's not just kinder eggs they just happen to fall under the criteria.
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This just fucking sent me.
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Reposted by Punished Pineapple
I’m in East London, so I can only hear “mate I got bear spray” as “my good man, I’m in possession of a great deal of spray”
November 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
To be fair it's rational to want to be armed when you've got secret police disappearing people left and right.
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Mad work.
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Do you think they don't pay their own electric bills?
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
the tricotomy of man.
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i was wondering where you were going with this and I am not disappointed.
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i think you might be right.
October 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
ivermectin is twitter? :V
October 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM