Cranberry Ⓐndleman
@crammyandleman.bsky.social
Totally Not El Dude in a fake Zapata-esque mustache
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They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
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White women who make up a religion that says they are gods. Fuck outta here with that bullshit
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
White women who make up a religion that says they are gods. Fuck outta here with that bullshit
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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Interesting that the criticism gets labeled as “rude”, but not the demand that marginalized people doxx themselves.
@moderation.bsky.app really telling the world who they are again
@moderation.bsky.app really telling the world who they are again
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Interesting that the criticism gets labeled as “rude”, but not the demand that marginalized people doxx themselves.
@moderation.bsky.app really telling the world who they are again
@moderation.bsky.app really telling the world who they are again
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🎶 a tisket, a tasket
molester texting plaskett 🎶
molester texting plaskett 🎶
Jeffrey Epstein appeared to text with Del. Stacey Plaskett (D-Virgin Islands) during Michael Cohen's 2019 congressional hearing and may have influenced her questions.
Text message time-stamp match up with hearing video reviewed by The Washington Post.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Text message time-stamp match up with hearing video reviewed by The Washington Post.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
🎶 a tisket, a tasket
molester texting plaskett 🎶
molester texting plaskett 🎶
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Don't root for someone supporting a dude who had a nazi tattoo for way too long, Platner is losing in the polls and there are much better and safer choices to push
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Don't root for someone supporting a dude who had a nazi tattoo for way too long, Platner is losing in the polls and there are much better and safer choices to push
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Weird how you keep demanding people in marginalized communities who don’t support defending morons that lie about their Nazi bullshit identify themselves when there’s an administration chomping at the bit to publicly execute someone like that
We get it, you’re mad you can’t doxx people in marginalized communities that won’t humor all the hard work you’ve put to defending the moron who lied to defend his Nazi tattoo.
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Weird how you keep demanding people in marginalized communities who don’t support defending morons that lie about their Nazi bullshit identify themselves when there’s an administration chomping at the bit to publicly execute someone like that
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The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
Ambrosia, food of the gods.
currently drinking 30 ounces of polar king sparkling water on ice, mandarin orange flavor, with 4 mandarin orange sections squeezt into the bubbling concoction
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ambrosia, food of the gods.
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Happy Friday everyone
Guy getting absolutely wrecked with a Twisted Tea after saying the n word set to Dave Matthews is my favorite in the genre
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Happy Friday everyone
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I mean, as pointed out, Platner hasn't even done the bare minimum of acknowledging what he did and being explicit about why it was wrong. Meanwhile, every real redemption arc involves incredible humility and no expectation of forgiveness, much less A LEADERSHIP POSITION.
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I mean, as pointed out, Platner hasn't even done the bare minimum of acknowledging what he did and being explicit about why it was wrong. Meanwhile, every real redemption arc involves incredible humility and no expectation of forgiveness, much less A LEADERSHIP POSITION.
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FUUUUUCKING SERIOUSLY. "Allowing a nazi to work on redeeming himself" means "We are agreed not to punch this one when we see him in the street. Eventually he can be a cautious acquaintance." Not "And therefore we're handing him GOVERNMENTAL POWER OVER A STATE"
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
FUUUUUCKING SERIOUSLY. "Allowing a nazi to work on redeeming himself" means "We are agreed not to punch this one when we see him in the street. Eventually he can be a cautious acquaintance." Not "And therefore we're handing him GOVERNMENTAL POWER OVER A STATE"
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What?! A cishet white man acting like he thinks everyone else is stupid, and showing more clearly than ever just how dead-to-rights we've all got him?! Of course.
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What?! A cishet white man acting like he thinks everyone else is stupid, and showing more clearly than ever just how dead-to-rights we've all got him?! Of course.
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twitter: after reviewing the available information, we want to let you know @HelloHippos1488 hasn't broken any safety policies.
bluesky: we are going to snipe your account for making a joke about a white supremacist. Here are some explicit threats from the US government
bluesky: we are going to snipe your account for making a joke about a white supremacist. Here are some explicit threats from the US government
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
twitter: after reviewing the available information, we want to let you know @HelloHippos1488 hasn't broken any safety policies.
bluesky: we are going to snipe your account for making a joke about a white supremacist. Here are some explicit threats from the US government
bluesky: we are going to snipe your account for making a joke about a white supremacist. Here are some explicit threats from the US government
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DOGSHIT FIT. DUNGEON 1 MILLION YEARS
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
DOGSHIT FIT. DUNGEON 1 MILLION YEARS
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Toxic yaoi
TRUMP SUCKED OFF BILL CLINTON??? LMAO???????????? that would genuinely be the wildest timeline
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Toxic yaoi
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While Israel is actively destroying Palestinian ANCIENT history and patrimony. GFY you fucking cunts.
#BREAKING | Harvard University operates a secret site that includes all of Israel's culture documentation "in case the country won't survive", Haaretz reports
באתר חשאי בארה"ב נשמר כל מה שפורסם אי־פעם בישראל — למקרה שהמדינה תיעלם
התרבות הישראלית כולה — כן, כולה — מאוחסנת ומקוטלגת באולמות ענק באוניברסיטת הרווארד
www.haaretz.co.il
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
While Israel is actively destroying Palestinian ANCIENT history and patrimony. GFY you fucking cunts.
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
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ahahahahahAAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Border Patrol agent who went viral over arrest video died of overdose, lawyer says
Border Patrol agent who went viral over arrest video died of overdose, lawyer says
www.independent.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
ahahahahahAAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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so it turns out the material action Pritzker decided to take is to allow state police to crackdown on protesters who are protesting the actions he called an attempt to "conquer" his people and make them Trump's "subjects"
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
so it turns out the material action Pritzker decided to take is to allow state police to crackdown on protesters who are protesting the actions he called an attempt to "conquer" his people and make them Trump's "subjects"
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Is this anything
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Is this anything
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Benjamin's $12k care was fully funded in just 25 minutes!! 🎉 This community continues to amaze us.
Thanks to your generous support, he gets a second chance at life, and he'll have everything he needs for his legs to heal. We'll be sure to keep you pupdated on his progress here ❤️🩹
Thanks to your generous support, he gets a second chance at life, and he'll have everything he needs for his legs to heal. We'll be sure to keep you pupdated on his progress here ❤️🩹
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Benjamin's $12k care was fully funded in just 25 minutes!! 🎉 This community continues to amaze us.
Thanks to your generous support, he gets a second chance at life, and he'll have everything he needs for his legs to heal. We'll be sure to keep you pupdated on his progress here ❤️🩹
Thanks to your generous support, he gets a second chance at life, and he'll have everything he needs for his legs to heal. We'll be sure to keep you pupdated on his progress here ❤️🩹
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How he buys lumber
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How he buys lumber
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.