Super Nintendo Chalmers
@snchalmers.bsky.social
You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
Eleven humps and spankings
Cleansing the timeline with this 2020 Lifetime romance where Mario Lopez played a sexy Colonel Sanders.
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Eleven humps and spankings
Let’s goooooooooo
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Let’s goooooooooo
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Lotta people get mad at me when I criticize Democratic messaging but THIS IS HOW DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE TALKING. Like normal people using normal language to communicate normal human emotions about the fucked up situation.
THIS.
THIS.
Q: After you told ICE to get the F out, Republicans are criticizing you for escalating tensions
FREY: I'm sorry if I offered their Disney princess ears, but if we're talking about what's inflammatory, on one hand you got someone who dropped an F bomb & on other you have someone who killed someone
FREY: I'm sorry if I offered their Disney princess ears, but if we're talking about what's inflammatory, on one hand you got someone who dropped an F bomb & on other you have someone who killed someone
January 8, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Lotta people get mad at me when I criticize Democratic messaging but THIS IS HOW DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE TALKING. Like normal people using normal language to communicate normal human emotions about the fucked up situation.
THIS.
THIS.
What a stupid asshole
Q: Minnesota officials say they've been cut out of the investigation
NOEM: I'd like to know where they've been and why they're not on the streets investigating all of these people that are harassing and inciting violence against law enforcement officers right now. Minnesota is a trainwreck.
NOEM: I'd like to know where they've been and why they're not on the streets investigating all of these people that are harassing and inciting violence against law enforcement officers right now. Minnesota is a trainwreck.
January 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
What a stupid asshole
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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I hope all these people [REDACTED]
Over in the Bad Place, Jack Posobiec, a longtime close associate of Roger Stone, is champing at the bit for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act bc of course he is. 1/
January 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I hope all these people [REDACTED]
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One thing I don’t see enough talk of is that ICE tactics are deliberately intended to provoke a fight or flight response. If you try to flee, like Renee Nicole Good did, they pretend it was a fight anyway.
January 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
One thing I don’t see enough talk of is that ICE tactics are deliberately intended to provoke a fight or flight response. If you try to flee, like Renee Nicole Good did, they pretend it was a fight anyway.
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None of this means I don’t want to see the Epstein files released in their entirety.
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
None of this means I don’t want to see the Epstein files released in their entirety.
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This was also what Charles Manson was saying before his arrest. Almost word for word.
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
This was also what Charles Manson was saying before his arrest. Almost word for word.
What are the pole vaulters going to do to their dicks?
I'm sorry, some ski jumpers are allegedly injecting their dick with hyaluronic acid to make it bigger and thus "stretch out their outfit and gain an aerodynamic advantage"?
"It's not *technically* doping, but could be called 'mechanical fraud'"
What?
"It's not *technically* doping, but could be called 'mechanical fraud'"
What?
January 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
What are the pole vaulters going to do to their dicks?
Buster Bluth-ass goalie
January 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Buster Bluth-ass goalie
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"You deserve to die if you disagree with us" is their position. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Rep. Randy Fine: "If you impede the actions of our law enforcement as they seek to repel foreign invaders from our country, you get what's coming to you. I do not feel bad for the woman that was involved."
January 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM
"You deserve to die if you disagree with us" is their position. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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It’s bad luck Ghorman.
WATTERS: Taking out a dictator in Venezuela -- how does that help the average American?
JD VANCE: First of all, what it means is we're gonna be able to control the incredible natural resources of Venezuela
JD VANCE: First of all, what it means is we're gonna be able to control the incredible natural resources of Venezuela
January 8, 2026 at 12:44 PM
It’s bad luck Ghorman.
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Ideally a Floyd uprising level of response would be ginned up here and this time with Democratic political support from the jump rather than ambivalence
January 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Ideally a Floyd uprising level of response would be ginned up here and this time with Democratic political support from the jump rather than ambivalence
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After the killing of Ms Good, Greg Bovino of the CPB led a raid on a Minneapolis HS. An official there said: They don’t care. They’re just animals,” I’ve never seen people behave like this.”
All MPLS schools now closed for the week.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
All MPLS schools now closed for the week.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
After the killing of Ms Good, Greg Bovino of the CPB led a raid on a Minneapolis HS. An official there said: They don’t care. They’re just animals,” I’ve never seen people behave like this.”
All MPLS schools now closed for the week.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
All MPLS schools now closed for the week.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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Yes - we don't hear about people after ICE takes them away...
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Yes - we don't hear about people after ICE takes them away...
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This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
“I was stickered by the libs” lmao
January 8, 2026 at 12:38 PM
“I was stickered by the libs” lmao
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These 75 Democrats joined Republicans to "express gratitude" to ICE agents and call for greater local and state collaboration with ICE.
jonathancohn.medium.com/a-tale-of-tw...
jonathancohn.medium.com/a-tale-of-tw...
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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going on shark tank to pitch my kiddie porn/revenge porn generator business. the sharks are hootin and hollerin. the other contestants are carrying me off stage on their shoulders
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
going on shark tank to pitch my kiddie porn/revenge porn generator business. the sharks are hootin and hollerin. the other contestants are carrying me off stage on their shoulders
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“I had now no more hesitation about bringing the Jewish problem to light in all its details.”
- Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, p. 36
- Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, p. 36
January 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
“I had now no more hesitation about bringing the Jewish problem to light in all its details.”
- Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, p. 36
- Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, p. 36
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This is the only correct position, and the inevitable response from knee-jerk centrist reactionaries of "it won't work" is not a valid objection. Every member of Congress has a duty to say that what Noem has been doing is not acceptable.
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 1:28 AM
This is the only correct position, and the inevitable response from knee-jerk centrist reactionaries of "it won't work" is not a valid objection. Every member of Congress has a duty to say that what Noem has been doing is not acceptable.