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You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
All the people in this story suck
Right-wing podcaster Elijah Schaffer says he’s been sued by Kash Patel’s girlfriend for $5 million for posting a story from someone else that claims she is a Mossad honeypot who is only dating him to spy on the US. He says Patel is really behind the lawsuit.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
All the people in this story suck
SoftBank is an absolutely terrible name for any company btw
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
SoftBank is an absolutely terrible name for any company btw
We’re finally going to get full penetration 60 Minutes
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
We’re finally going to get full penetration 60 Minutes
I have a solution for this James Bond issue:
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I have a solution for this James Bond issue:
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
It’s absurd that you can’t just walk in and get your driver’s license renewed
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It’s absurd that you can’t just walk in and get your driver’s license renewed
“Miracle Mile shopping center”
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
“Miracle Mile shopping center”
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If reports that ICE/CBP swine will leave the Chicago area to terrorize some other place are true, might I suggest that we pivot too? Share our mutual aid/resistance knowledge with folks in Baltimore or wherever these swine go next? Send extra whistles, plus information about strategy? @dansinker.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If reports that ICE/CBP swine will leave the Chicago area to terrorize some other place are true, might I suggest that we pivot too? Share our mutual aid/resistance knowledge with folks in Baltimore or wherever these swine go next? Send extra whistles, plus information about strategy? @dansinker.com
The Scorsese doc on Apple is pretty great.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The Scorsese doc on Apple is pretty great.
Reminder that there’s a perfectly excellent Kingfisher mascot for U of I out there
An engineer wanted to make a quiet high-speed train. “The question then occurred to me — is there some living thing that manages sudden changes in air resistance as a part of daily life?” The answer: the kingfisher. See my story today for more tales of bioinspiration. Gift link: nyti.ms/4otNQyl
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Reminder that there’s a perfectly excellent Kingfisher mascot for U of I out there
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obama exerted more effort to break a potential NBA strike during the 2020 NBA bubble playoffs than to stop senate democrats from sticking the knife in his signature legislative accomplishment.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
obama exerted more effort to break a potential NBA strike during the 2020 NBA bubble playoffs than to stop senate democrats from sticking the knife in his signature legislative accomplishment.
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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kinda unfair that we got The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot within a year after the tragedy, meanwhile 9/11 gave us like 20 years of absolute dogshit country music
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
kinda unfair that we got The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot within a year after the tragedy, meanwhile 9/11 gave us like 20 years of absolute dogshit country music
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holy shit.
I think he's the first...and it's notable that it's him, a very centrist D considered a pragmatist, with a lot of credibility inside and outside the caucus.
I think he's the first...and it's notable that it's him, a very centrist D considered a pragmatist, with a lot of credibility inside and outside the caucus.
Mark Kelly notably declines to endorse Chuck Schumer as the leader of Senate Dems going forward
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
holy shit.
I think he's the first...and it's notable that it's him, a very centrist D considered a pragmatist, with a lot of credibility inside and outside the caucus.
I think he's the first...and it's notable that it's him, a very centrist D considered a pragmatist, with a lot of credibility inside and outside the caucus.
Holy shit this will be a massive disaster
Federal funding bill would bar hemp-derived THC drinks by capping total THC at 0.4 mg/container and excluding marketed hemp products — a move critics say would wipe out the hemp market. https://www.bevnet.com/news/2025/hemp-bevs-facing-prohibition-under-fed-funding-proposal 🌿⚖️
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Holy shit this will be a massive disaster
I assume this is only because they believe she does not have cause to bring this to the court
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I assume this is only because they believe she does not have cause to bring this to the court
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Shutdowns over.
Does that mean we can get the Epstein files? The same ones that implicate the president in pedophilia?
Does that mean we can get the Epstein files? The same ones that implicate the president in pedophilia?
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Shutdowns over.
Does that mean we can get the Epstein files? The same ones that implicate the president in pedophilia?
Does that mean we can get the Epstein files? The same ones that implicate the president in pedophilia?
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You're in her DMs, my reassembled body is in her cellar, after being partially reanimated with dark sciences and fell magick
April 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You're in her DMs, my reassembled body is in her cellar, after being partially reanimated with dark sciences and fell magick
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
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Calling the Democrats “cowards” suggests that they're scared to do what's right when they show no fervent interest in being an opposition. They're largely colluders, not cowards. Many want their base to think they're cowards to maintain investment in the idea that they can be pushed to do better.
February 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Calling the Democrats “cowards” suggests that they're scared to do what's right when they show no fervent interest in being an opposition. They're largely colluders, not cowards. Many want their base to think they're cowards to maintain investment in the idea that they can be pushed to do better.
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Dick Durbin can room with Merrick Garland in the Neville Chamberlain Retirement Home.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Dick Durbin can room with Merrick Garland in the Neville Chamberlain Retirement Home.