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Derek Faraci
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I'm moving through acres of movers and shakers
But I'm still a believer in my underachievers
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I sincerely and unironically love that Budiansky was tasked with giving all these different robots distinctive personalities that could be pared down for sales purposes and sometimes the personality was just "loser"
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I don't know where we went wrong, but it wasn't at this moment in 1984
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes
Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.

Are the fascists okay?
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you told me this was an action figure, I would believe you.
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits…
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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I did one finally! Have a great one from me and Pickle Dad #itwelcometoderry #ipadpro #procreate
December 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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staffer: you talked to the little girls?
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Years ago, I went to see IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE. I'd seen the movie dozens of times, but never in the theater, so I was pretty excited. I got my popcorn and coke and found the perfect seat. The theater was empty when I arrived, but just before the movie started, a family of around 30 people came in.
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Let's come together to prevent elder abuse.
@theonion.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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“Like prime, but with human beings”
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
December 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Me at the last line of PLURIBUS season 1...
a man in a white shirt and tie is making a funny face while looking at a woman .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is making a funny face while looking at a woman .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Watching PLURIBUS, and this fucking chicken stops and looks right in the camera, ruining the shot!
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Can’t believe they made a film about such a tiny doctor who.
December 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Years ago, I went to see IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE. I'd seen the movie dozens of times, but never in the theater, so I was pretty excited. I got my popcorn and coke and found the perfect seat. The theater was empty when I arrived, but just before the movie started, a family of around 30 people came in.
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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This is from a word scramble gameshow where the host of this show gave plenty of clues and the contestant still got the answer wrong.
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Five perfect films in no particular order

A FACE IN THE CROWD
BACK TO THE FUTURE
GHOSTBUSTERS
ZODIAC
DUCK SOUP
Five perfect films in no particular order

20th Century Women
Men in Black
The Princess Bride
Muppet Christmas Carol
Parasite
Five perfect films in no particular order

All The President’s Men (1976)
High and Low (1963)
Chungking Express (1994)
All That Jazz (1979)
Sweet Smell of Success (1957)
December 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM