Shawn Robare
@shawnrobare.com
Just a guy who remembers what it's like to be a kid. I ❤️ @shezcrafti.com, Co-Host of the @CultFilmClub.com & @CrestwoodHouse.bsky.social podcasts.
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Shawn Robare
@shawnrobare.com
· Dec 20
Muppet for scale conundrum.
I always thought the Gorgs and Sweetums were the same size. But based on the Muppet Family Christmas, Kermit is the same size as the Fraggles. And the Kermit to Sweetums ratio ≠ the Junior Gorg to Gobo ratio.
So therefor the Gorgs are larger than Sweetums.
Muppet Math!
I always thought the Gorgs and Sweetums were the same size. But based on the Muppet Family Christmas, Kermit is the same size as the Fraggles. And the Kermit to Sweetums ratio ≠ the Junior Gorg to Gobo ratio.
So therefor the Gorgs are larger than Sweetums.
Muppet Math!
Reminds me of that time @shezcrafti.com and I made Vorhees burgers for a halloween party…
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Reminds me of that time @shezcrafti.com and I made Vorhees burgers for a halloween party…
I hope everyone has or will find someone who enjoys you like Cringer enjoys sucking the edible bits off of an Etherian roasted fish…
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I hope everyone has or will find someone who enjoys you like Cringer enjoys sucking the edible bits off of an Etherian roasted fish…
Current mood
(I’m Hank’s Butterfinger BB’s in this metaphor)
(I’m Hank’s Butterfinger BB’s in this metaphor)
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Current mood
(I’m Hank’s Butterfinger BB’s in this metaphor)
(I’m Hank’s Butterfinger BB’s in this metaphor)
That rare Valentine’s/Friday the 13th weekend.
Jason: “………”
(translation: “I Ch-Ch-Choose you…”
Jason: “………”
(translation: “I Ch-Ch-Choose you…”
February 13, 2026 at 9:39 AM
That rare Valentine’s/Friday the 13th weekend.
Jason: “………”
(translation: “I Ch-Ch-Choose you…”
Jason: “………”
(translation: “I Ch-Ch-Choose you…”
I don’t think we talk enough about how Castle Greyskull looks like a demon spider dinosaur from the underworld…
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I don’t think we talk enough about how Castle Greyskull looks like a demon spider dinosaur from the underworld…
Me: In a flurry of weird excitement and after an overdose of Crystal Light I develop time travel.
Everyone Else: Where are you traveling to?!? An old Toys R Us to stock up on vintage Jetfires and copies of Fireball Island?!
Me: Shows up at this photo op so I can hug the werewolf Vestron PR dude…
Everyone Else: Where are you traveling to?!? An old Toys R Us to stock up on vintage Jetfires and copies of Fireball Island?!
Me: Shows up at this photo op so I can hug the werewolf Vestron PR dude…
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Me: In a flurry of weird excitement and after an overdose of Crystal Light I develop time travel.
Everyone Else: Where are you traveling to?!? An old Toys R Us to stock up on vintage Jetfires and copies of Fireball Island?!
Me: Shows up at this photo op so I can hug the werewolf Vestron PR dude…
Everyone Else: Where are you traveling to?!? An old Toys R Us to stock up on vintage Jetfires and copies of Fireball Island?!
Me: Shows up at this photo op so I can hug the werewolf Vestron PR dude…
Hey @michaelmay.bsky.social, guess what? My son came rushing up to me when I got home, excited because he found one of my books that he really wanted me to read to him.
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Hey @michaelmay.bsky.social, guess what? My son came rushing up to me when I got home, excited because he found one of my books that he really wanted me to read to him.
age verification?
I’m younger than Star Wars, but older than Elvis Dying on a toilet.
I’m younger than Star Wars, but older than Elvis Dying on a toilet.
February 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
age verification?
I’m younger than Star Wars, but older than Elvis Dying on a toilet.
I’m younger than Star Wars, but older than Elvis Dying on a toilet.
5:00am, I walk into work and immediately an older lady that works adjacent to my area (and is usually the only other person here at this ungodly hour), shuffled over with her phone held up to me and she was like “LOOK AT THE 2ND DEGREE BURNS ON MY DAUGHTER’S THIGHS AND PELVIS!”
I almost screamed…
I almost screamed…
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
5:00am, I walk into work and immediately an older lady that works adjacent to my area (and is usually the only other person here at this ungodly hour), shuffled over with her phone held up to me and she was like “LOOK AT THE 2ND DEGREE BURNS ON MY DAUGHTER’S THIGHS AND PELVIS!”
I almost screamed…
I almost screamed…
In 1989 your kids could wear these to sleep. And then they’d come stumbling into your room at 2:00am when the gummies are really kicking in and JFC…
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
In 1989 your kids could wear these to sleep. And then they’d come stumbling into your room at 2:00am when the gummies are really kicking in and JFC…
That weird feeling as a collector when super rare, niche items that you already own pop up on ebay and you still feel that pull to snag them. Yes. Collecting is kind of a sickness…
The Mexican lobby card/poster is one of the rarer Monster Squad posters and that French VHS was so hard to find…
The Mexican lobby card/poster is one of the rarer Monster Squad posters and that French VHS was so hard to find…
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
That weird feeling as a collector when super rare, niche items that you already own pop up on ebay and you still feel that pull to snag them. Yes. Collecting is kind of a sickness…
The Mexican lobby card/poster is one of the rarer Monster Squad posters and that French VHS was so hard to find…
The Mexican lobby card/poster is one of the rarer Monster Squad posters and that French VHS was so hard to find…
I should have taken a picture with me AND the most famous shutters I’ve ever seen. Damnit, no one is going to believe that part of my eulogy now…
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I should have taken a picture with me AND the most famous shutters I’ve ever seen. Damnit, no one is going to believe that part of my eulogy now…
So I won one of those Slice Apple soda gift sets back in December but they never shipped it. So I bought one myself like a commoner.
Verdict? I liked it.
Is it like it was? Hell no. It only has 5 carbs. But being on Keto set me up to appreciate it.
Ultimately I have an empty (and pretty) can. 🤷🏻♂️
Verdict? I liked it.
Is it like it was? Hell no. It only has 5 carbs. But being on Keto set me up to appreciate it.
Ultimately I have an empty (and pretty) can. 🤷🏻♂️
February 6, 2026 at 1:17 PM
So I won one of those Slice Apple soda gift sets back in December but they never shipped it. So I bought one myself like a commoner.
Verdict? I liked it.
Is it like it was? Hell no. It only has 5 carbs. But being on Keto set me up to appreciate it.
Ultimately I have an empty (and pretty) can. 🤷🏻♂️
Verdict? I liked it.
Is it like it was? Hell no. It only has 5 carbs. But being on Keto set me up to appreciate it.
Ultimately I have an empty (and pretty) can. 🤷🏻♂️
Hear me out. This antipasto jar below might be the devil from Prince of Darkness…
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Hear me out. This antipasto jar below might be the devil from Prince of Darkness…
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1 waxpack of 3rd series Garbage Pail Kids
A Lamborghini Trapper Keeper with a signed script for the Monster Squad inside
2 half-used blue BiC Round Stic ballpoint pens
A handful of Showbiz Pizza tokens
3 Crystal Light On-The-Go packets (1 grape, 2 Strawberry)
1 waxpack of 3rd series Garbage Pail Kids
A Lamborghini Trapper Keeper with a signed script for the Monster Squad inside
2 half-used blue BiC Round Stic ballpoint pens
A handful of Showbiz Pizza tokens
3 Crystal Light On-The-Go packets (1 grape, 2 Strawberry)
Loot that drops after defeating me:
Four Bantam Doc Savage paperbacks
Three hair ties
A small ziploc bag of ibuprofen
Six Chinese restaurant hot mustard packets
Star Trek: TNG complete series on Blu-ray
Amulet of “never quite fitting in”
Four Bantam Doc Savage paperbacks
Three hair ties
A small ziploc bag of ibuprofen
Six Chinese restaurant hot mustard packets
Star Trek: TNG complete series on Blu-ray
Amulet of “never quite fitting in”
Loot that drops after defeating me:
USB cables, roll 2D10 for number
An illegible receipt
Pain patches, roll D6 for number
Cherry red lib balm
Dog treats
Kindle filled with books you've never heard of
USB cables, roll 2D10 for number
An illegible receipt
Pain patches, roll D6 for number
Cherry red lib balm
Dog treats
Kindle filled with books you've never heard of
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1 waxpack of 3rd series Garbage Pail Kids
A Lamborghini Trapper Keeper with a signed script for the Monster Squad inside
2 half-used blue BiC Round Stic ballpoint pens
A handful of Showbiz Pizza tokens
3 Crystal Light On-The-Go packets (1 grape, 2 Strawberry)
1 waxpack of 3rd series Garbage Pail Kids
A Lamborghini Trapper Keeper with a signed script for the Monster Squad inside
2 half-used blue BiC Round Stic ballpoint pens
A handful of Showbiz Pizza tokens
3 Crystal Light On-The-Go packets (1 grape, 2 Strawberry)
Is it because that one angry dude in the Superman flick threw one at Supes?!
February 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Is it because that one angry dude in the Superman flick threw one at Supes?!
Knowledge transfers at work be like…
February 5, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Knowledge transfers at work be like…
Reposted by Shawn Robare
I’m always excited for a new CFC episode, but especially this one. I remember how much this movie blew my mind as a kid. “Evil Macaulay Culkin? Say it ain’t so!”
We’re in the taint of winter and everything is kinda depressing, so this month the Cult Film Club is leaning into that hard as we talk the 1993 Macaualy Culkin Killer Thriller The Good Son! Don’t F with MaCulkin!
cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I’m always excited for a new CFC episode, but especially this one. I remember how much this movie blew my mind as a kid. “Evil Macaulay Culkin? Say it ain’t so!”
Stoked to discover that The Good Son (our latest episode of @cultfilmclub.com) had a novelization.
@paxholley.com, you up for reading a book this dark?
You can hear our take on The Good Son here (or whereever you snag podcasts)
cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
@paxholley.com, you up for reading a book this dark?
You can hear our take on The Good Son here (or whereever you snag podcasts)
cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
February 4, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Stoked to discover that The Good Son (our latest episode of @cultfilmclub.com) had a novelization.
@paxholley.com, you up for reading a book this dark?
You can hear our take on The Good Son here (or whereever you snag podcasts)
cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
@paxholley.com, you up for reading a book this dark?
You can hear our take on The Good Son here (or whereever you snag podcasts)
cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
Reposted by Shawn Robare
We’re in the taint of winter and everything is kinda depressing, so this month the @cultfilmclub.com is leaning into that hard as we talk the 1993 Macaualy Culkin Killer Thriller The Good Son! Don’t F with MaCulkin!
cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
We’re in the taint of winter and everything is kinda depressing, so this month the @cultfilmclub.com is leaning into that hard as we talk the 1993 Macaualy Culkin Killer Thriller The Good Son! Don’t F with MaCulkin!
cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
Reposted by Shawn Robare
Today over at @cultfilmclub.com me, Shawn & Pax discuss the anxiety-inducing 1993 thriller THE GOOD SON starring Elijah Wood & Macaulay Culkin, both incredible in their roles.
Don't let those sweet, innocent faces fool you, this movie is fuuuucked up!
Listen here: cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
Don't let those sweet, innocent faces fool you, this movie is fuuuucked up!
Listen here: cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Today over at @cultfilmclub.com me, Shawn & Pax discuss the anxiety-inducing 1993 thriller THE GOOD SON starring Elijah Wood & Macaulay Culkin, both incredible in their roles.
Don't let those sweet, innocent faces fool you, this movie is fuuuucked up!
Listen here: cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...
Don't let those sweet, innocent faces fool you, this movie is fuuuucked up!
Listen here: cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...