Shawn Robare
@shawnrobare.com
Just a guy who remembers what it's like to be a kid. I ❤️ @shezcrafti.com, Co-Host of the @CultFilmClub.com & @CrestwoodHouse.bsky.social podcasts.
I run PlasticRocketPop.com
I run PlasticRocketPop.com
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Muppet for scale conundrum.
I always thought the Gorgs and Sweetums were the same size. But based on the Muppet Family Christmas, Kermit is the same size as the Fraggles. And the Kermit to Sweetums ratio ≠ the Junior Gorg to Gobo ratio.
So therefor the Gorgs are larger than Sweetums.
Muppet Math!
I always thought the Gorgs and Sweetums were the same size. But based on the Muppet Family Christmas, Kermit is the same size as the Fraggles. And the Kermit to Sweetums ratio ≠ the Junior Gorg to Gobo ratio.
So therefor the Gorgs are larger than Sweetums.
Muppet Math!
So @shezcrafti.com was like, “wanna watch a movie before bed?” I was like, “yeah, one neither of us have seen?” And she was like “yeah.” And I was like “how about The Long Walk?” And she was like “okay.” Now we’re both like…
I Am Sad GIF
ALT: I Am Sad GIF
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December 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
So @shezcrafti.com was like, “wanna watch a movie before bed?” I was like, “yeah, one neither of us have seen?” And she was like “yeah.” And I was like “how about The Long Walk?” And she was like “okay.” Now we’re both like…
My son created his own Haunted Mansion this morning. He was super excited to share it…
December 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My son created his own Haunted Mansion this morning. He was super excited to share it…
While watching episode 7 of the final Stranger Things season there was a knock at the door and…
December 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
While watching episode 7 of the final Stranger Things season there was a knock at the door and…
Inpromptu Ghost cover band
December 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Inpromptu Ghost cover band
This My Pet Monster has seen some $hit…
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This My Pet Monster has seen some $hit…
I don’t have $400 for it, but a mid-guffaw Man-At-Arms animation cel is pretty hot…
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don’t have $400 for it, but a mid-guffaw Man-At-Arms animation cel is pretty hot…
If anyone has wondered about the current size of my daughter with a My Pet Monster for scale…
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If anyone has wondered about the current size of my daughter with a My Pet Monster for scale…
For the entirety of this month I've been trying to remember the name of a 90s laser tag arena in my hometown. Was it Photon? Quasar? Just Lazer Tag?
Then it hit me. Q-Zar. It was f-ing Q-Zar, and that is literally what I just said to a random person in the hallway leaving work.
“It was Q-Zar!”
Then it hit me. Q-Zar. It was f-ing Q-Zar, and that is literally what I just said to a random person in the hallway leaving work.
“It was Q-Zar!”
December 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
For the entirety of this month I've been trying to remember the name of a 90s laser tag arena in my hometown. Was it Photon? Quasar? Just Lazer Tag?
Then it hit me. Q-Zar. It was f-ing Q-Zar, and that is literally what I just said to a random person in the hallway leaving work.
“It was Q-Zar!”
Then it hit me. Q-Zar. It was f-ing Q-Zar, and that is literally what I just said to a random person in the hallway leaving work.
“It was Q-Zar!”
I heard that the runtime was released for the final episode of Stranger Things. The episode is actually just a live feed camera that follows Djo on tour for the rest of his life.
Oh shit.
Spoilers. I should have posted spoiler warnings first.
Oh shit.
Spoilers. I should have posted spoiler warnings first.
December 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I heard that the runtime was released for the final episode of Stranger Things. The episode is actually just a live feed camera that follows Djo on tour for the rest of his life.
Oh shit.
Spoilers. I should have posted spoiler warnings first.
Oh shit.
Spoilers. I should have posted spoiler warnings first.
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The 70s were the best. Me and Chewbacca Santa.
December 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The 70s were the best. Me and Chewbacca Santa.
Bonus holiday points for me because this is considered “Christmas Tree-ing”
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Bonus holiday points for me because this is considered “Christmas Tree-ing”
The balls on George Lucas for appropriating the Red/Green color scheme from Santa for his Return of the Jedi final duel.
Or, ROTJ is a Christmas movie.
Your choice.
Or, ROTJ is a Christmas movie.
Your choice.
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The balls on George Lucas for appropriating the Red/Green color scheme from Santa for his Return of the Jedi final duel.
Or, ROTJ is a Christmas movie.
Your choice.
Or, ROTJ is a Christmas movie.
Your choice.
Reposted by Shawn Robare
We’re opening up one more door to the @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social this year in honor of the holiday season. Join us as we discuss the (weirdly horny) haunted house flick The Legend of Hell House from 1973!
December 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
We’re opening up one more door to the @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social this year in honor of the holiday season. Join us as we discuss the (weirdly horny) haunted house flick The Legend of Hell House from 1973!
Reposted by Shawn Robare
We sneaked out one more Crestwood House episode for the year. Everyone needs a ghost story for Christmas.
This year the Crestwood House has pit out the winter decorations for a special holiday episode. Join @paxholley.com as he leads @michaelmay.bsky.social, @shawnrobare.com and special guest @spidey004.bsky.social through the Legend of Hell House from 1973!
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December 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We sneaked out one more Crestwood House episode for the year. Everyone needs a ghost story for Christmas.
Reposted by Shawn Robare
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This year the Crestwood House has pit out the winter decorations for a special holiday episode. Join @paxholley.com as he leads @michaelmay.bsky.social, @shawnrobare.com and special guest @spidey004.bsky.social through the Legend of Hell House from 1973!
cultfilmclub.com/crestwood-ho...
cultfilmclub.com/crestwood-ho...
December 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
👇🏻🏚️👻🎄💀🍆🍑👇🏻
We’re opening up one more door to the @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social this year in honor of the holiday season. Join us as we discuss the (weirdly horny) haunted house flick The Legend of Hell House from 1973!
December 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
We’re opening up one more door to the @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social this year in honor of the holiday season. Join us as we discuss the (weirdly horny) haunted house flick The Legend of Hell House from 1973!
While my wife was enjoying that hot chocolate all cozy by the fire, I was freezing to death just out of frame and possibly dying because I’d just eaten the dreggs of a s’more’s that I thought was my son’s, but was in fact some rando’s left on the table.
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
While my wife was enjoying that hot chocolate all cozy by the fire, I was freezing to death just out of frame and possibly dying because I’d just eaten the dreggs of a s’more’s that I thought was my son’s, but was in fact some rando’s left on the table.
Muppet for scale conundrum.
I always thought the Gorgs and Sweetums were the same size. But based on the Muppet Family Christmas, Kermit is the same size as the Fraggles. And the Kermit to Sweetums ratio ≠ the Junior Gorg to Gobo ratio.
So therefor the Gorgs are larger than Sweetums.
Muppet Math!
I always thought the Gorgs and Sweetums were the same size. But based on the Muppet Family Christmas, Kermit is the same size as the Fraggles. And the Kermit to Sweetums ratio ≠ the Junior Gorg to Gobo ratio.
So therefor the Gorgs are larger than Sweetums.
Muppet Math!
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Muppet for scale conundrum.
I always thought the Gorgs and Sweetums were the same size. But based on the Muppet Family Christmas, Kermit is the same size as the Fraggles. And the Kermit to Sweetums ratio ≠ the Junior Gorg to Gobo ratio.
So therefor the Gorgs are larger than Sweetums.
Muppet Math!
I always thought the Gorgs and Sweetums were the same size. But based on the Muppet Family Christmas, Kermit is the same size as the Fraggles. And the Kermit to Sweetums ratio ≠ the Junior Gorg to Gobo ratio.
So therefor the Gorgs are larger than Sweetums.
Muppet Math!
The best watches are also robots…
December 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The best watches are also robots…
Monday! 👇🏻👻🏚️🎄👇🏻
"There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long, ago!"
Coming Monday
Coming Monday
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Monday! 👇🏻👻🏚️🎄👇🏻
Remembering that time my son accidentally reenacted the pet store rescue scene from Pee-wee’s Big Adventure…
December 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remembering that time my son accidentally reenacted the pet store rescue scene from Pee-wee’s Big Adventure…
I’m not typically one for reading militant, survivalist, trashy men’s adventure novels per-se, but I stumbled upon this series called, apply enough, The Survivalist by Jerry Ahern that may have the best book cover designs ever painted.
Each book changes the threat reflected in his aviators…
Each book changes the threat reflected in his aviators…
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’m not typically one for reading militant, survivalist, trashy men’s adventure novels per-se, but I stumbled upon this series called, apply enough, The Survivalist by Jerry Ahern that may have the best book cover designs ever painted.
Each book changes the threat reflected in his aviators…
Each book changes the threat reflected in his aviators…
