Derek Faraci
@whwoolhat.bsky.social
I'm moving through acres of movers and shakers
But I'm still a believer in my underachievers
But I'm still a believer in my underachievers
Flash is fucking terrified of Thanksgiving
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Flash is fucking terrified of Thanksgiving
Feel like the answer for James Bond is right in front of them
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Feel like the answer for James Bond is right in front of them
Great job, Dems. Way to change the narrative in under a week.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Great job, Dems. Way to change the narrative in under a week.
Me doing some performative reading
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me doing some performative reading
8 Dem Senators last night
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
8 Dem Senators last night
This is a PPV fight I would pay for.
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This is a PPV fight I would pay for.
Gang...
BLACK PHONE 2 is wildly fun. There's a window bit that made me cackle in the best way.
BLACK PHONE 2 is wildly fun. There's a window bit that made me cackle in the best way.
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Gang...
BLACK PHONE 2 is wildly fun. There's a window bit that made me cackle in the best way.
BLACK PHONE 2 is wildly fun. There's a window bit that made me cackle in the best way.
Quick reminder, Batman beats the shit out of authority figures who go after the helpless
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Quick reminder, Batman beats the shit out of authority figures who go after the helpless
When will we see Batman Jones again?
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When will we see Batman Jones again?
I see the problem here.
Wayne Wink Jr. is not the name of a poltician. It's the name of a '60s Batman villain who can teleport and calls himself The Winker!
Wayne Wink Jr. is not the name of a poltician. It's the name of a '60s Batman villain who can teleport and calls himself The Winker!
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I see the problem here.
Wayne Wink Jr. is not the name of a poltician. It's the name of a '60s Batman villain who can teleport and calls himself The Winker!
Wayne Wink Jr. is not the name of a poltician. It's the name of a '60s Batman villain who can teleport and calls himself The Winker!
I am now smarter than 75% of Dereks! I am closing in on being the smartest Derek!
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I am now smarter than 75% of Dereks! I am closing in on being the smartest Derek!
This really looks like something from NAKED GUN. Frank Drebin causing chaos in the Oval Office.
November 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This really looks like something from NAKED GUN. Frank Drebin causing chaos in the Oval Office.
Hell yeah, I'm an average intelligence Derek!
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hell yeah, I'm an average intelligence Derek!
"100% UNOFFICIAL" is killing me
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"100% UNOFFICIAL" is killing me
This is what happens when people vote
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is what happens when people vote