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@dadscrepes.bsky.social
I died and was reborn as a crepe and I'm very displeased about it. Profile picture is a strawberry and creme crepe passing you the boof with sad Brendan Fraser eyes. Banner is a frame of the head scene from scanners
Pinned
I have always been right to have call out the wrong of waffles. Doubt me at your peril.
ope stage 5
I was put to death for this truth and now look at me.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
Hereditary but it's MI-6 trying to get James Bond into a male vessel
James Bond is the soul, the body doesn't matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hereditary but it's MI-6 trying to get James Bond into a male vessel
James Bond is the soul, the body doesn't matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
James Bond is the soul, the body doesn't matter
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campaign in poetry, govern with your extra dick hole
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
campaign in poetry, govern with your extra dick hole
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SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
Lmfao
If you’re seeing this viral claim that Trump is working on 15-year car loans, it’s fake.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Lmfao
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If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified
'V for Vendetta' TV series is in the works at HBO and DC
James Gunn will exec produce
(via Variety)
James Gunn will exec produce
(via Variety)
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified
@kalshiofficial.bsky.social please let me wager on this
"Disagreeing with someone" is not the same as "directing abuse their way." I quote-post a lot because it's easier than repeating myself 100 times. But my followers are not flooding in by the hundreds to attack anyone I disagree with. Your followers are, by comparison, total psychos.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@kalshiofficial.bsky.social please let me wager on this
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books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
books have no tech tree, no fog of war
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3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need...
There is just one thing I need...
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need...
There is just one thing I need...
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The funniest part of Elon spiraling out about this is that he isn’t responding with anything linked to others or relationships, just posting “great movie”
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The funniest part of Elon spiraling out about this is that he isn’t responding with anything linked to others or relationships, just posting “great movie”
He's called Adam Driver because
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
He's called Adam Driver because
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it's weird how he only spins out like this when women tell him he's wrong huh
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
it's weird how he only spins out like this when women tell him he's wrong huh
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Call your senators today to demand Schumer and Durbin step down.
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Call your senators today to demand Schumer and Durbin step down.
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will dems defund ICE or do anything about the rampant kidnappings and see some accountability for the law breaking? well, is anyone in leadership or with a major profile in the party talking about that? no? then the answer is “no”
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
will dems defund ICE or do anything about the rampant kidnappings and see some accountability for the law breaking? well, is anyone in leadership or with a major profile in the party talking about that? no? then the answer is “no”
This is an incredibly funny reply to the post he quoted
Wrong
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This is an incredibly funny reply to the post he quoted
@kalshiofficial.bsky.social can we get a betting market for how long this will stancil crash out will last
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
@kalshiofficial.bsky.social can we get a betting market for how long this will stancil crash out will last
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Jesus christ
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Jesus christ
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Hey , nice to meet you, I’m here for a good relationship nowadays, you can check my profile, you can see what I’m going through on women online nowadays
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hey , nice to meet you, I’m here for a good relationship nowadays, you can check my profile, you can see what I’m going through on women online nowadays
Thinking about bi gan and emotional time travel
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thinking about bi gan and emotional time travel
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