Jug-hootin’ Oaf
@dingokayfabe.bsky.social
Temporarily embarrassed holy fool
Former Senior Pollster to Utah State Rep Jim Jomney (R)
Love my nine large boys Jaden, Kayden, Raiden, Aidan, Hayden, Graydon, Ninjagayden, Binlayden, and Rick.
Aspiring Future Switch 2 Owner
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Former Senior Pollster to Utah State Rep Jim Jomney (R)
Love my nine large boys Jaden, Kayden, Raiden, Aidan, Hayden, Graydon, Ninjagayden, Binlayden, and Rick.
Aspiring Future Switch 2 Owner
(He/him)
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf
@dingokayfabe.bsky.social
· Dec 15
[chuckles]well, I do love dumb bullshit
I just made a comparison of Fishbone with Vampire Weekend (ie vampire weekend was just a shitty Fishbone knockoff), and I am being attacked for my truth telling
February 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I just made a comparison of Fishbone with Vampire Weekend (ie vampire weekend was just a shitty Fishbone knockoff), and I am being attacked for my truth telling
Child thinks they’re smarter than me already but what do they know they don’t even know that “if you got time, you got time to clean” is from the Bible
February 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Child thinks they’re smarter than me already but what do they know they don’t even know that “if you got time, you got time to clean” is from the Bible
Gotta catch em all
Au To Zone
Au To Zone
February 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Gotta catch em all
Au To Zone
Au To Zone
Costco bakery does Pączki. Nice.
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Costco bakery does Pączki. Nice.
So adhd I made a typo wood burning
February 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
So adhd I made a typo wood burning
National outcry as mi key mouse kids trend for “become a ghost” party
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
National outcry as mi key mouse kids trend for “become a ghost” party
Reposted by Jug-hootin’ Oaf
I would like to argue that my artwork depicting the end of Aeschylus’s life is just as historically accurate as the average “Death of Cleopatra” painting.
Klaire Lockheart, Death of Aeschylus. 2025. Oil on Canvas. 60x54”.
#brodalisque #FigurePainting #PKFGrantee #Aeschylus #art
Klaire Lockheart, Death of Aeschylus. 2025. Oil on Canvas. 60x54”.
#brodalisque #FigurePainting #PKFGrantee #Aeschylus #art
February 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I would like to argue that my artwork depicting the end of Aeschylus’s life is just as historically accurate as the average “Death of Cleopatra” painting.
Klaire Lockheart, Death of Aeschylus. 2025. Oil on Canvas. 60x54”.
#brodalisque #FigurePainting #PKFGrantee #Aeschylus #art
Klaire Lockheart, Death of Aeschylus. 2025. Oil on Canvas. 60x54”.
#brodalisque #FigurePainting #PKFGrantee #Aeschylus #art
Inside you, there are two frozen tamales inside you: one is pretty good and the other one is kinda lowkey shitty. Let’s don’t kid anyone here: you will eat both.
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Inside you, there are two frozen tamales inside you: one is pretty good and the other one is kinda lowkey shitty. Let’s don’t kid anyone here: you will eat both.
Reposted by Jug-hootin’ Oaf
Ending this operation is not enough.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Ending this operation is not enough.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
Transferring from the vengabus to the ferry vengaboat at the vengatransit depot
February 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Transferring from the vengabus to the ferry vengaboat at the vengatransit depot
Inside millenials’ brains, it’s like Homer’s imagination, except instead of Steamboat Willy, it’s Pump Up The Jam
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Inside millenials’ brains, it’s like Homer’s imagination, except instead of Steamboat Willy, it’s Pump Up The Jam
Next in our series on good ceilings for starin’ at:
Bath Abby in Bath, Great Britain #WindowsOnWednesday #Photography #Monochrome #B&W #Architecture #Interiors 📷
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Next in our series on good ceilings for starin’ at:
Working on a script for a ron con. It’s about a guy named Ron who is a scammer
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Working on a script for a ron con. It’s about a guy named Ron who is a scammer
The Shetland sheepdog, a beautiful, majestic creature with fucking zero chill
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The Shetland sheepdog, a beautiful, majestic creature with fucking zero chill
Lmao
TRUMP CONSIDERS QUITTING HIS OWN TRADE DEAL President Donald Trump is privately weighing whether to exit the US-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA), the trade pact he signed during his first term, according to people familiar with the matter. He has asked aides why he shouldn’t
February 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Lmao
I’m debuting the first in a new series of posts where I post songs from the clash that I feel like posting. Today’s post salutes the gang’s cover of Vince Taylor classic “Brand New Cadillac”
youtu.be/xsL_8Oyx_So
youtu.be/xsL_8Oyx_So
Brand New Cadillac
YouTube video by The Clash - Topic
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I’m debuting the first in a new series of posts where I post songs from the clash that I feel like posting. Today’s post salutes the gang’s cover of Vince Taylor classic “Brand New Cadillac”
youtu.be/xsL_8Oyx_So
youtu.be/xsL_8Oyx_So
Demanding a cable tv package that comes with the gas station channel
February 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Demanding a cable tv package that comes with the gas station channel
I’ve got it, I’ve solved it, we can put Pete rose in the gambling hall of fame, first ballot along with Kenny rogers, and we can put mark mcgwire in the steroids hall of fame and now everybody is a hall of famer
And baseball
Is still sacrosanctlu virginal
And baseball
Is still sacrosanctlu virginal
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I’ve got it, I’ve solved it, we can put Pete rose in the gambling hall of fame, first ballot along with Kenny rogers, and we can put mark mcgwire in the steroids hall of fame and now everybody is a hall of famer
And baseball
Is still sacrosanctlu virginal
And baseball
Is still sacrosanctlu virginal
Worf: The Klingons know that there is no honor in save scumming
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Worf: The Klingons know that there is no honor in save scumming
(Trying to make my kids think I am cool) Yeah I listened to all of those nu metal bands like uh, Crinklin Link and uh Father Earwig and uhhhhh wheat
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
(Trying to make my kids think I am cool) Yeah I listened to all of those nu metal bands like uh, Crinklin Link and uh Father Earwig and uhhhhh wheat
Thomas W Taylor, EdD, MBA, retire, bitch
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Thomas W Taylor, EdD, MBA, retire, bitch
Is Dave’s Hot Chicken really that cursed? Oh it says here Drake is a major investor. Sorry for doubting
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Is Dave’s Hot Chicken really that cursed? Oh it says here Drake is a major investor. Sorry for doubting
Worried that my kid will go all Silicon Valley if I let them go to the magnet high school
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Worried that my kid will go all Silicon Valley if I let them go to the magnet high school
Just some parenting chats
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Just some parenting chats