Jug-hootin’ Oaf
@dingokayfabe.bsky.social
Temporarily embarrassed holy fool
Former Senior Pollster to Utah State Rep Jim Jomney (R)
Love my nine large boys Jaden, Kayden, Raiden, Aidan, Hayden, Graydon, Ninjagayden, Binlayden, and Rick.
Aspiring Future Switch 2 Owner
(He/him)
Former Senior Pollster to Utah State Rep Jim Jomney (R)
Love my nine large boys Jaden, Kayden, Raiden, Aidan, Hayden, Graydon, Ninjagayden, Binlayden, and Rick.
Aspiring Future Switch 2 Owner
(He/him)
Pinned
[chuckles]well, I do love dumb bullshit
🚨 Extremely French object alert 🚨
No alt text but the post body text describes what’s going on in the image. The resolution is such that I can’t say conclusively what’s going on with the nun and three clergymen, but it’s definitely something horny
No alt text but the post body text describes what’s going on in the image. The resolution is such that I can’t say conclusively what’s going on with the nun and three clergymen, but it’s definitely something horny
200-year-old condom, believed to have been made around 1830 from a sheep’s appendix/gut.
The condom is decorated with an erotic etching depicting a nun and three clergymen in a provocative scene, alongside the 🇫🇷 phrase “Voilà, mon choix” (“There, that’s my choice”).
The condom is decorated with an erotic etching depicting a nun and three clergymen in a provocative scene, alongside the 🇫🇷 phrase “Voilà, mon choix” (“There, that’s my choice”).
December 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
🚨 Extremely French object alert 🚨
No alt text but the post body text describes what’s going on in the image. The resolution is such that I can’t say conclusively what’s going on with the nun and three clergymen, but it’s definitely something horny
No alt text but the post body text describes what’s going on in the image. The resolution is such that I can’t say conclusively what’s going on with the nun and three clergymen, but it’s definitely something horny
Was flying to give a talk, arrived to Cincinnati airport early in the morning and hung over. Sat down in departure lounge across from sour-looking old guy. Didn’t look up until these two West Side matrons came over and started gushing about when he used to steal bases.
I was across from Pete Rose.
I was across from Pete Rose.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Was flying to give a talk, arrived to Cincinnati airport early in the morning and hung over. Sat down in departure lounge across from sour-looking old guy. Didn’t look up until these two West Side matrons came over and started gushing about when he used to steal bases.
I was across from Pete Rose.
I was across from Pete Rose.
1. Packing peanuts made of corn starch
2. Add Liquid Plumbr
3. Now you have masa.* Make tortillas**
4. Upload video of your abomination
5. Congratulations, you have made the next viral chum tik tok.
*I doubt this works
**so you’ll have to swap out for real masa or maseca or whatever here
2. Add Liquid Plumbr
3. Now you have masa.* Make tortillas**
4. Upload video of your abomination
5. Congratulations, you have made the next viral chum tik tok.
*I doubt this works
**so you’ll have to swap out for real masa or maseca or whatever here
December 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
1. Packing peanuts made of corn starch
2. Add Liquid Plumbr
3. Now you have masa.* Make tortillas**
4. Upload video of your abomination
5. Congratulations, you have made the next viral chum tik tok.
*I doubt this works
**so you’ll have to swap out for real masa or maseca or whatever here
2. Add Liquid Plumbr
3. Now you have masa.* Make tortillas**
4. Upload video of your abomination
5. Congratulations, you have made the next viral chum tik tok.
*I doubt this works
**so you’ll have to swap out for real masa or maseca or whatever here
Reposted by Jug-hootin’ Oaf
so heckin windy in San Antonio this morning my parents dogs are walking around like this
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
so heckin windy in San Antonio this morning my parents dogs are walking around like this
Do you have to be a girl to partake of “girl dinner” bc most of those photos could also be “me dinner” when I’m eating on my own
December 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Do you have to be a girl to partake of “girl dinner” bc most of those photos could also be “me dinner” when I’m eating on my own
I have *had* it with these motherfucking *engrams* on this motherfucking *thetan*! Everybody strap in!
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have *had* it with these motherfucking *engrams* on this motherfucking *thetan*! Everybody strap in!
Help! My humors are unbalanced
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Help! My humors are unbalanced
Real heads know a gallon ziploc full of mozzarella and pepperoni is where it’s at
normal people, in the theater, watching “The Jerk”: lol “Pizza in a Cup.” so dumb. hilarious
me, at the same screening, surrounded by these people: lol so true. hahahaha. very much not going to my grave angry that Pizza in a Cup didn’t become a thing. not bitter, resentful, morose about it at all
me, at the same screening, surrounded by these people: lol so true. hahahaha. very much not going to my grave angry that Pizza in a Cup didn’t become a thing. not bitter, resentful, morose about it at all
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Real heads know a gallon ziploc full of mozzarella and pepperoni is where it’s at
I must have gotten on some new data leaks or something, suddenly started getting 3x as many spam calls a couple weeks ago.
December 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I must have gotten on some new data leaks or something, suddenly started getting 3x as many spam calls a couple weeks ago.
I don’t know why my family doesn’t appreciate getting updated about this out loud
The piss tank on the ISS is now 51% full.
December 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I don’t know why my family doesn’t appreciate getting updated about this out loud
Who called baba yaga’s hut a fairy tale when its genre is clearly Buildings Roamin’
December 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Who called baba yaga’s hut a fairy tale when its genre is clearly Buildings Roamin’
We’ve got three generations gathered around the tv watching Jujutsu Kaisen, Frank Sinatra and Stephen Miller can suck it
December 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
We’ve got three generations gathered around the tv watching Jujutsu Kaisen, Frank Sinatra and Stephen Miller can suck it
Hey mister slambourine man, drop a jabroni for me
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hey mister slambourine man, drop a jabroni for me
Maybe I’m late to the party on this but fyi tamales and canned cranberry sauce go kinda good together
December 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Maybe I’m late to the party on this but fyi tamales and canned cranberry sauce go kinda good together
Are “ciabatta” and “chancla” etymologically related?
December 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Are “ciabatta” and “chancla” etymologically related?
Even a biblical literalist must admit that the four seasons predated Christ. That’s right, it’s actually the season that’s the reason for the Jeezin’
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Even a biblical literalist must admit that the four seasons predated Christ. That’s right, it’s actually the season that’s the reason for the Jeezin’
Merry everyone and so forth
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Merry everyone and so forth
I wish I took a screengrab, I wrote “upstate” and the autocorrect suggested “Connecticut” as the next word. There’s an upstate Connecticut?
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I wish I took a screengrab, I wrote “upstate” and the autocorrect suggested “Connecticut” as the next word. There’s an upstate Connecticut?
Wild stuff on Nextdoor, apparently The Teens are down at the mall and one is pelting kids coming out of Gymboree with those little pocket hand warmers, while his buddy got on the mall PA saying “he’s really throwing heaters today!” in baseball announcer voice.
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Wild stuff on Nextdoor, apparently The Teens are down at the mall and one is pelting kids coming out of Gymboree with those little pocket hand warmers, while his buddy got on the mall PA saying “he’s really throwing heaters today!” in baseball announcer voice.
Those three pound bags of Columbia supremo beans at Costco are a pretty decent deal but the roast is kinda dark and I can’t even make it through the bag before I have to clean my grinder
December 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Those three pound bags of Columbia supremo beans at Costco are a pretty decent deal but the roast is kinda dark and I can’t even make it through the bag before I have to clean my grinder
Reposted by Jug-hootin’ Oaf
Elvis Usual
United States, Social Security Death Index
United States, Social Security Death Index
December 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Elvis Usual
United States, Social Security Death Index
United States, Social Security Death Index
The problem with bluesky is that the mods don’t prevent my kids from trolling me by saying they thought Paul Simonon was “holding the Rumi sword from K-Pop Demon Hunters” on the cover to London Calling
December 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The problem with bluesky is that the mods don’t prevent my kids from trolling me by saying they thought Paul Simonon was “holding the Rumi sword from K-Pop Demon Hunters” on the cover to London Calling
Festivus came early this year
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Festivus came early this year
Motherfucker, you’re from Middletown, Ohio and tell everybody you the from the holler
JD Vance: “her street girl persona is about as real as her nails”
Jasmine Crockett: “How about you stop worrying about me, until we are on the Senate floor together & work to stop your boss from bankrupting our country while engaging in the largest corruption scheme we’ve ever seen?!”
Jasmine Crockett: “How about you stop worrying about me, until we are on the Senate floor together & work to stop your boss from bankrupting our country while engaging in the largest corruption scheme we’ve ever seen?!”
December 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Motherfucker, you’re from Middletown, Ohio and tell everybody you the from the holler
The gift of the mad guy
December 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The gift of the mad guy