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I died and was reborn as a crepe and I'm very displeased about it. Profile picture is a strawberry and creme crepe passing you the boof with sad Brendan Fraser eyes. Banner is a frame of the head scene from scanners
Pinned
I have always been right to have call out the wrong of waffles. Doubt me at your peril.
ope stage 5
I was put to death for this truth and now look at me.
I didn't know there was an auroraballl happening tonight
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I didn't know there was an auroraballl happening tonight
automatically getting executed by daylight savings time when you turn 36
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
automatically getting executed by daylight savings time when you turn 36
Lmfao
Let us be incredibly, abundantly clear:
We are demanding that Chuck Schumer resign for his continued betrayal of the American people.
If he does not willingly step aside, we are calling on the Senators in the Dem caucus to remove him and Dick Durbin from Senate leadership.
We are demanding that Chuck Schumer resign for his continued betrayal of the American people.
If he does not willingly step aside, we are calling on the Senators in the Dem caucus to remove him and Dick Durbin from Senate leadership.
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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@vfa-expert.bsky.social where do you land on this debate? I need a true Bond head to weigh in.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
@vfa-expert.bsky.social where do you land on this debate? I need a true Bond head to weigh in.
Gregg Turkington ass quote
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Gregg Turkington ass quote
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One like=one Dad Rock banger I'll share for Dad Rock Tuesday
It's Dad Rock Tuesday post some of your favorite dad rock here I'll go first
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
One like=one Dad Rock banger I'll share for Dad Rock Tuesday
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Not just ideas. Good ideas
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Not just ideas. Good ideas
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@amazon @mgm @jeff bezos listen to me I have ideas
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
@amazon @mgm @jeff bezos listen to me I have ideas
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What if James Bond was a glove that helped cook your hamburger
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What if James Bond was a glove that helped cook your hamburger
When the half ounce of mushrooms starts peaking
They’re calling it the must see video on youtube
Mick Fleetwood | Percussion Vest Solo
YouTube video by Indrid Cold
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
When the half ounce of mushrooms starts peaking
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@amazon @mgm @jeff bezos listen to me I have ideas
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
@amazon @mgm @jeff bezos listen to me I have ideas
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fuck i wish I could Reskeet this more
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
fuck i wish I could Reskeet this more
He's back folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
He's back folks
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Go ahead put obama in jail see if i give a fuck
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Go ahead put obama in jail see if i give a fuck
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
Hereditary but it's MI-6 trying to get James Bond into a male vessel
James Bond is the soul, the body doesn't matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hereditary but it's MI-6 trying to get James Bond into a male vessel
James Bond is the soul, the body doesn't matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
James Bond is the soul, the body doesn't matter
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campaign in poetry, govern with your extra dick hole
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
campaign in poetry, govern with your extra dick hole
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SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
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If you’re seeing this viral claim that Trump is working on 15-year car loans, it’s fake.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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