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@papagarbage.bsky.social
· Nov 22
pro stoner tip
if you have an adjustable vape pen battery, use the setting that provides thick ass vapor and makes you cough and wretch deeply. the vapor load in your lungs will be driven across the capillary beds and hit your brains better, and with more oomf
try not to shit your pants
yw
if you have an adjustable vape pen battery, use the setting that provides thick ass vapor and makes you cough and wretch deeply. the vapor load in your lungs will be driven across the capillary beds and hit your brains better, and with more oomf
try not to shit your pants
yw
please, update your calendars
turns out "gnomes smoking blunts" are well represented in the arts
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
please, update your calendars
my daughter in laws ram 1500 hemi 4wd/awd club cab blasts down the freeway at 90mph at night smoove as silk in the driving (ha!☺️) rain no hydroplaning it weighs 4k pounds with me and my girls and their stuff and a full tank we stopped at the port of entry and checked
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
my daughter in laws ram 1500 hemi 4wd/awd club cab blasts down the freeway at 90mph at night smoove as silk in the driving (ha!☺️) rain no hydroplaning it weighs 4k pounds with me and my girls and their stuff and a full tank we stopped at the port of entry and checked
im old enough to remember when federal government over reach, as embodied by current day ICE, was abhorrent to the small government, original intenter republican white male patriarchy
who now have investment money in private prison conglomerates to service this extra legal over reach machine
who now have investment money in private prison conglomerates to service this extra legal over reach machine
December 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
im old enough to remember when federal government over reach, as embodied by current day ICE, was abhorrent to the small government, original intenter republican white male patriarchy
who now have investment money in private prison conglomerates to service this extra legal over reach machine
who now have investment money in private prison conglomerates to service this extra legal over reach machine
the reason merrick garland didn't go after trump was trump has kompromat on garland that's basic child fucker physics
December 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
the reason merrick garland didn't go after trump was trump has kompromat on garland that's basic child fucker physics
the washingtonian football clubs
December 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the washingtonian football clubs
we need more dan variety. how bout some slimy dan, rubbery dan, stubbly dan, why we gotta settle?
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
we need more dan variety. how bout some slimy dan, rubbery dan, stubbly dan, why we gotta settle?
after almost an hour of moderate physical therapy i have also succeeded wildly at getting back in bed on a heating pad
December 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
after almost an hour of moderate physical therapy i have also succeeded wildly at getting back in bed on a heating pad
noted republican and legless onscreen fascist gary sinise took 1000 military orphan kids to disneyland AND perhaps i am jaded and or perhaps i am applying past facts to the present situation but i would bet he's fuckin a few of these kids i mean every kid fucker finds a way to hang with kids 🤔
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
noted republican and legless onscreen fascist gary sinise took 1000 military orphan kids to disneyland AND perhaps i am jaded and or perhaps i am applying past facts to the present situation but i would bet he's fuckin a few of these kids i mean every kid fucker finds a way to hang with kids 🤔
submit, pony boy, you're golden
attention new bluesky users: i'm the boss of bluesky so you have to do what i say
December 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
submit, pony boy, you're golden
kim is short for kimmage
December 27, 2025 at 9:20 AM
kim is short for kimmage
an ideal scenario is if the oracle guy got forced out in a hostile takeover by spaceman spiff who then got shot in the head by the bald tiny 'zon billionaire who then fell into a steamy crevice and then fell into some lava
order of operations is negotiable but we want them to off themselves somehow
order of operations is negotiable but we want them to off themselves somehow
December 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
an ideal scenario is if the oracle guy got forced out in a hostile takeover by spaceman spiff who then got shot in the head by the bald tiny 'zon billionaire who then fell into a steamy crevice and then fell into some lava
order of operations is negotiable but we want them to off themselves somehow
order of operations is negotiable but we want them to off themselves somehow
fuck i love me a seven minute trip hop jam that lays down a groove and stays in it for the entire joint
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
fuck i love me a seven minute trip hop jam that lays down a groove and stays in it for the entire joint
pfp related
Describe your Bluesky account with an image
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
pfp related
signal gf posts bluesky stuff at signal gf bf
December 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
signal gf posts bluesky stuff at signal gf bf
the cheap trick song surrender kept playing in my random shuffle so i checked it and i was on a recently played shuffle that whittled itself down to both versions of the song on my phone and a bunch of eckhart tolle audiobook chapters
so file that, but don't give urself, away
so file that, but don't give urself, away
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the cheap trick song surrender kept playing in my random shuffle so i checked it and i was on a recently played shuffle that whittled itself down to both versions of the song on my phone and a bunch of eckhart tolle audiobook chapters
so file that, but don't give urself, away
so file that, but don't give urself, away
#9 Dream is the only thing from john lennon that i treasure anymore
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
#9 Dream is the only thing from john lennon that i treasure anymore
please, shirley, torch song, genius music with feels, take me away
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
please, shirley, torch song, genius music with feels, take me away
what is tim pool's stance on whether or not it's ok for trump to rape young nubile girls?
December 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
what is tim pool's stance on whether or not it's ok for trump to rape young nubile girls?
why is everyone suddenly mad at the white toast minority owner of the mavs
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
why is everyone suddenly mad at the white toast minority owner of the mavs
or whatever you celebrate or if you don't celebrate anything why u tryna be such a lump
merry christmas you central time zone bandits
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
or whatever you celebrate or if you don't celebrate anything why u tryna be such a lump
i feel like the spin doctors singer probably went to little st james a lot thats probably why he makes me nauseous
December 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
i feel like the spin doctors singer probably went to little st james a lot thats probably why he makes me nauseous
merry christmas you central time zone bandits
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
merry christmas you central time zone bandits
i am an honored citizen according to the local mass transit org so my tix cost a buck twenty five and they let me drive the train
December 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i am an honored citizen according to the local mass transit org so my tix cost a buck twenty five and they let me drive the train
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when it snows at night
in the city the snow seems
to blast from street lamps
in the city the snow seems
to blast from street lamps
December 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
you get this for free on bloo sky dot com