New Year, New Raccoon
banner
thadjuggernuts.bsky.social
New Year, New Raccoon
@thadjuggernuts.bsky.social
just a monkey on a chinese calender
Pinned
when they sing "holy infant, so tender and mild" i always think are you planning on eating that baby?
wolf alice CD, timmy's gift card and a superman tuque. A+++ boomer christmas
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
I really wish billionaires would remember that Dolly Parton would easily be a billionaire but she just gives it all away and is still a millionaire so everyone loves her and no one tells her to fuck off when she posts on any platform!!
Mark Cuban may well have once been a well meaning person, I have no idea, but the simple fact is that being a billionaire makes you stupid and evil. There is no avoiding this. That amount of money empties out your head and soul. The only cure is to not be a billionaire anymore.
December 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
Merry Christmas from Kate Bush! youtu.be/z9xxJI5d4u8
Kate Bush "Babooshka"🪆| Archive INA
YouTube video by Ina Chansons
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
it's midnight eastern so here's wishing a happy shoresy season 5 to all those who celebrate (canadians) 🎅
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
just look at him folks 🥰
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
I FUCKING GOT IT. SOUND UP.
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
time to post your favorite santas, billy bob wins it by a country mile
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
Soup of the day: Orange soda
December 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
Not one but two kisses on the email from our manager thanking us for our hard work this year. I know we're all excited about the holy baby birthday, but we don't work in a bordello Caroline.
December 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
Forcing 300 heads of cabbage through my neighbor's letterbox for reasons unclear even to me
December 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
It’s that time of year again! And by that I mean time to read this hilarious story.
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
December 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
Steve Martin and John Candy be like
Wrong Side Of The Road
YouTube video by Tom Waits - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
Defund Israel, and also get that weird Kirk widow off the TV
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
Archive .org version should stay up!

archive.org/details/3mam...
Inside Cecot (Cam Rip By Jason Paris) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
https://bsky.app/profile/jasonparis.bsky.social/post/3mam565pyes24
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
say what you will about gilead but at least dudes weren't talking about sports
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
How much do I love you? Your gift was on the fourth page of Last Minute Gifts for Her. The first three would not do.
December 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
things that make me wish society would collapse or that I was bones:
-every website asking for cookie permissions
-phone plans
-every new phone with AI and constant surveillance and data gathering BS
-mystery boxes at the mall
-everything is made of plastic
-health insurance
-car repairs
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
it was two years ago today that i picked up a half-dead baby mouse off the pavement shivering in the rain and brought him to my desk at work and then home
December 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
if i had the means i'd build a 200 ft statue of liev schreiber gazing down at y'all with a disappointed look on his face
December 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Reposted by New Year, New Raccoon
one of life's little delights is opening up leftover cheesecake and licking your lips like a cartoon hobo
December 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
really wish i could remember why i needed to translate this
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
all good now! sesame seeds'll work every time
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
it's mousecleaning day but someone ain't cooperating
December 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM