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An Evan
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It’s me again.
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I really don't want to go to war with Venezuela, man
December 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Watching Stalker again
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
are we still allowed to have a nog?
January 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Both 4th of July and Halloween are on a Saturday this year
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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Put your music here if you want to be on a weird website that no one will know about: 👇👇👇
bargecamp: an archival digital label.

no $$$ transactions on bargecamp. just music/art/files/downloads etc, hosted for free on donated web space

accepting submissions now from human musicians

www.bargecamp.com/contact
Contact 1 — bargecamp
www.bargecamp.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:31 PM
all my homies hate 2025
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Blasting some Gelli Haha
Making meatballs
Feeling spirited
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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al dente, I'll take mine al hotele
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
got the pasta maker out for the first time in a five years lol
January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
One of my fav things about living on the west coast is you only have to make it to 9pm and you can say, “yeah, good enough” and go to bed
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Back at it again with… movies!
Tonight we’re watching Jaques Tati’s Playtime
Never seen it
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Put together some thoughts about Mike F and his greatest posts for @flaminghydra.com

flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
unspooling four charmin forever rolls and making a nest
December 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Incredible lol
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I said The Innocence Mission were kinda twee
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A game show where you pull various foods past expiration out of your fridge and the audience cheers for you to eat them or not
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Gonna watch Lev Atamanov’s The Snow Queen (1957)
Never seen it
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Thank you to the nice lady from the Vietnamese food truck who saved my life tonight by feeding me a nice spicy bowl of noodles and soup
December 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Worst person you know… still the worst person you know
December 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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This Nazi passed a bill to imprison trans kids' parents two weeks ago.
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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During the holidays 15 years ago, my cousins brought their kids who brought the flu. My dad was vaccinated but had a worn down immune system. He died from sepsis two months later. If you or your kids are sick you don't have to go to family gatherings! and everyone who can be should get vaccinated!
December 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Okay, gang
Got a strong shot of vodka
Gonna watch all 161 mins of Tarkovsky’s Stalker
Never seen it
December 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Stew night
December 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
December 28th
The day of hydration
December 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Yelling, “That’s right, stupid!” at this episode of Pluribus, the show I hate to watch
December 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM