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An Evan
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It’s me again.
pretty fucked up that the interview style for Olympic reporters is like, ‘you just had the worst moment of your entire life and we noticed you cried about it, can you explain that?’
This is your actual job?
February 18, 2026 at 6:41 AM
This isn’t a 1-to-1 thing here, but this is why I’m going to stay up way to late tomorrow to catch the one screening I can make of Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. We need weirder movies, interesting actors and fuck blockbusters even if they are saving theaters (but are they??)
Sincerely, this is a "look what they took from us" thing for me. I agree Robocop 2 stinks, give or take the robots, but buffing all the skankiness out of studio films makes them less memorable; mandating that everyone onscreen be hot means not just no new Noonans but no Duvall-style character stars.
"Robocop 2" is a bad movie on its own merits but it's a perfect example of a genre of film that only existed in the 80s and 90s which was: a bad action movie saved by the fact that both the protagonist and the antagonist are played by really weird actors.
February 18, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Millions of files related to Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says reut.rs/4rpxDfl
Allegations in Epstein files may amount to 'crimes against humanity,' UN experts say
Millions of files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a "global criminal enterprise" that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity,...
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February 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I remember playing Trivial Pursuit with my parents’ friends as a tween and a question came up like, Presidents whose last name start with J, and as they were pondering it, I said “Jesse Jackson— someday” and one guy said, in a voice that was clearly trying to contain rage, “Bite your tongue, Evan”
February 18, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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I think one of the best things about Bluesky and one of the things that is going to keep it from ever becoming as big as other sites is that everyone here has a real internal mistrust and dislike of people selling us something, either literally for money or for some sort of other gain
I think Bluesky is currently the best social media platform for keeping misinformation to a minimum, maybe because it’s not popular enough to be a target yet

Half the shit my friends, including fellow academics, share on Facebook is made up crap that they believe is real

Threads is atrocious too
February 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Honeydew Dawson, the heiress to the Miracle Whip dynasty, finishes a disappointing fourth in the downhill
Trying to think of the most American Winter Olympic athlete name and I think it's Honeydew Dawson
February 18, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Somebody ask Olivia Nuzzi what's wrong with RFK Jr's legs. He always has them covered
February 17, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Breaking: RFK Jr. has died from a butt infection
May 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
this site has turned into the wuther channel
February 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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it's time!
February 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
It's not like we made smart phones mandatory tech for day-to-day living.
Very cool.
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”

@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
February 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Trying to think of the most American Winter Olympic athlete name and I think it's Honeydew Dawson
February 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
it's time!
February 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
🙌 🙌 🙌
***ANNOUNCEMENT***

Coming on April 7th on Blu-ray in the US from #WarnerBros: #OverTheGardenWall: The Complete Series (2014)!

Over the Garden Wall is Cartoon Network's first animated miniseries event that tells the story of two brothers, Wirt and Greg, who find themselves
February 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Broke rule 3 and almost broke rule 9
been slowly chiseling away on these for a while
what do we think?
February 17, 2026 at 6:59 AM
The @elsplice account, likes stuff but you have to be nice
February 17, 2026 at 6:46 AM
💰💰💰💰Doggie Olympics💰💰💰💰
February 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
here's two pieces of paper high-fiving after escaping from the copy machine
February 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
after everything he's gone through, Elmer Fudd is just lucky to be alive
February 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
when i post about the super slalom call it alpine skeeting good night you've been great
February 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I've never seen The Great Santini. Gotta add that to the list
February 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
This is like the time, back before auto cell phone updates, daylight savings ended and me and one of the line cooks showed up to work Sunday brunch and we were like, "Where is everyone w— OH FUCK" and we just sat at work for an extra hour cursing ourselves.
GOD DAMN IT TODAY IS A FEDERAL HOLIDAY I BIKED TO WORK FOR NO REASON. KILL ME
February 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM