Sweaty Cyborg
@sweatycyborg.bsky.social
I invented the light bulb. Remember that when you aren’t sitting in the dark tonight.
Maybe my dog isn’t weird I say to myself before looking outside and seeing him play with a frozen turd.
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Maybe my dog isn’t weird I say to myself before looking outside and seeing him play with a frozen turd.
The pro bowl is so much better than the Super Bowl. All the best from every team giving it their absolute all.
February 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The pro bowl is so much better than the Super Bowl. All the best from every team giving it their absolute all.
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MEET MY UNCLE SPIKE
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
MEET MY UNCLE SPIKE
It says a lot about me that I’m almost 50 and still shocked when anyone in any position of power is younger than me.
February 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
It says a lot about me that I’m almost 50 and still shocked when anyone in any position of power is younger than me.
“Holy shit, you trying to tell me there are 11 more of these motherfuckers?”
-me looking at the calendar
-me looking at the calendar
February 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
“Holy shit, you trying to tell me there are 11 more of these motherfuckers?”
-me looking at the calendar
-me looking at the calendar
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they're scrambling to invent a january 32nd
February 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
they're scrambling to invent a january 32nd
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Me: trying to read.
The edible I ate an hour ago: initiating interdimensional travel.
The edible I ate an hour ago: initiating interdimensional travel.
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Me: trying to read.
The edible I ate an hour ago: initiating interdimensional travel.
The edible I ate an hour ago: initiating interdimensional travel.
When a prank caller throws something at your head.
January 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
When a prank caller throws something at your head.
1. Movie theater popcorn
2. Haluski
3. Homemade sugar cookies
4. Three lit sticks of dynamite arranged by Bugs Bunny to look like a turkey
5. Scalloped potatoes
2. Haluski
3. Homemade sugar cookies
4. Three lit sticks of dynamite arranged by Bugs Bunny to look like a turkey
5. Scalloped potatoes
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky
1. gummy bears
2. any of the allergy friendly pastries I bake myself
3. yellowtail sashimi
4. dry rub ribs
5. my mom’s chicken noodle soup
1. gummy bears
2. any of the allergy friendly pastries I bake myself
3. yellowtail sashimi
4. dry rub ribs
5. my mom’s chicken noodle soup
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky
1. Whole mozzarella Korean hot dog
2. Pierogis
3. Milk chocolate Himalayan pink salt caramels (from Purdy's)
4. Red wine
5. Fresh crunchy bread with olive oil and balsamic vinegar
1. Whole mozzarella Korean hot dog
2. Pierogis
3. Milk chocolate Himalayan pink salt caramels (from Purdy's)
4. Red wine
5. Fresh crunchy bread with olive oil and balsamic vinegar
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
1. Movie theater popcorn
2. Haluski
3. Homemade sugar cookies
4. Three lit sticks of dynamite arranged by Bugs Bunny to look like a turkey
5. Scalloped potatoes
2. Haluski
3. Homemade sugar cookies
4. Three lit sticks of dynamite arranged by Bugs Bunny to look like a turkey
5. Scalloped potatoes
Soup is lunch cereal.
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Soup is lunch cereal.
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The movie was Witch Story. The beginning is set in 1932 and has this this absolutely wild crane shot.
January 29, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The movie was Witch Story. The beginning is set in 1932 and has this this absolutely wild crane shot.
Watchin a terrible horror movie where the male lead wears this incredible shirt.
January 29, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Watchin a terrible horror movie where the male lead wears this incredible shirt.
Watching .357 Magnum.
January 29, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Watching .357 Magnum.
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don't be intimidated, i put my pants on like everyone else (five story pants chute)
January 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
don't be intimidated, i put my pants on like everyone else (five story pants chute)
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here's a sleeping bowling ball
January 29, 2026 at 6:24 PM
here's a sleeping bowling ball
A vehicle that says mean things is a put down truck.
January 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
A vehicle that says mean things is a put down truck.
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here's a racing potato
January 28, 2026 at 6:18 PM
here's a racing potato
They’re selling Father’s Day candy already 🤯
January 28, 2026 at 5:40 PM
They’re selling Father’s Day candy already 🤯
Many things can be fixed with several good whoops.
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Many things can be fixed with several good whoops.
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“All I wanna do is peep some fawns”
January 28, 2026 at 2:57 AM
“All I wanna do is peep some fawns”
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I sang this text to the song All I Wanna Do by Sheryl Crow.
I saw two deer walk through a residential area in the middle of town today. That’s always unsettling. Makes me feel like I’m trespassing.
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I sang this text to the song All I Wanna Do by Sheryl Crow.
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Trying to channel my inner Hironymous Bosch. (Saint Sebastian)
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Trying to channel my inner Hironymous Bosch. (Saint Sebastian)