MC Pickle Pants
@timmmmmmmm.bsky.social
Moderate Handsome, Adult Human Man. Johnny No Mates. Leader.
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MC Pickle Pants
@timmmmmmmm.bsky.social
· Nov 30
It lives here now!
#turnitup
#turnitup
Now when I’m in need of a good day, I can just watch this and it makes me smile. You, come on by and take a gander. The best thing for the day.
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You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Maybe they’ll be pacified if we have a three day wait period for purchasing whistles.
January 28, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Maybe they’ll be pacified if we have a three day wait period for purchasing whistles.
Death In Paradise
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Death In Paradise
Guys come over. I have biscuits and Snapple.
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Guys come over. I have biscuits and Snapple.
Gonna make giardiniera biscuits tonight. Maybe that’ll help.
January 27, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Gonna make giardiniera biscuits tonight. Maybe that’ll help.
When it is cold outside and you feel like not going out, just make cookies. I made chocolate chip pretzel cookies with Nutella wafers crunched up into the mix. Nothing makes sense. Why should your food?
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
When it is cold outside and you feel like not going out, just make cookies. I made chocolate chip pretzel cookies with Nutella wafers crunched up into the mix. Nothing makes sense. Why should your food?
The Chicagoan of the week is the lady who sewed the Derrick Rose Banner.
January 26, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The Chicagoan of the week is the lady who sewed the Derrick Rose Banner.
I mean, I fuckin hate these. Small dick Johnnys
January 25, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I mean, I fuckin hate these. Small dick Johnnys
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Not a major revelation, but a huge reason establishment dems didn’t want Mamdani elected is because him doing a good job would make people realize what a bad job they are doing as public servants.
We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Not a major revelation, but a huge reason establishment dems didn’t want Mamdani elected is because him doing a good job would make people realize what a bad job they are doing as public servants.
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There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
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Provision 8.2 of the American Nurses Association Code of Ethics for Nurses is clear: “Where there are human rights violations, nurses ought to and must stand up for those rights and demand accountability.”
January 25, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Provision 8.2 of the American Nurses Association Code of Ethics for Nurses is clear: “Where there are human rights violations, nurses ought to and must stand up for those rights and demand accountability.”
You know it’s bad when Minnesotans are serious about the Target boycott. You want it to spread? Sure, you can stop shopping at Target too. Fuck ‘em.
January 24, 2026 at 2:20 AM
You know it’s bad when Minnesotans are serious about the Target boycott. You want it to spread? Sure, you can stop shopping at Target too. Fuck ‘em.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin guitar solo
April 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin guitar solo
In addition to thus far not making unpopular decisions, people might like the guy because he seems like he has the interests of a human.
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 AM
In addition to thus far not making unpopular decisions, people might like the guy because he seems like he has the interests of a human.
I also made a pizza. Made some giardiniera too along with the leftover beef patty filling. It smells outstanding.
January 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I also made a pizza. Made some giardiniera too along with the leftover beef patty filling. It smells outstanding.
Made some beef patties for the coldth. Come on over.
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Made some beef patties for the coldth. Come on over.
Damn it I just found out Flynt Flossy was in my town last month and I missed it.
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Damn it I just found out Flynt Flossy was in my town last month and I missed it.
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Must See Tv was always made better by discussion of who would have been a murderer. Take Wings, for example. I bet you’re thinking it would be Lowell, the off kilter loner mechanic, right?
You’re wrong. It’s Helen.
You’re wrong. It’s Helen.
January 18, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Must See Tv was always made better by discussion of who would have been a murderer. Take Wings, for example. I bet you’re thinking it would be Lowell, the off kilter loner mechanic, right?
You’re wrong. It’s Helen.
You’re wrong. It’s Helen.
Saw your ex at the grocery store.
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Saw your ex at the grocery store.
I told you fuckers to come over for dinner and I had to eat this myself.
I also had Girl Scout cookies for dessert.
I also had Girl Scout cookies for dessert.
January 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I told you fuckers to come over for dinner and I had to eat this myself.
I also had Girl Scout cookies for dessert.
I also had Girl Scout cookies for dessert.
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I called the Herr's Product Quality Concerns line and reached a nice lady. She listened to my whole little saga.
She waited, then said, "I bet you believe they're made from real potatoes now!"
I may never recover.
She waited, then said, "I bet you believe they're made from real potatoes now!"
I may never recover.
Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I called the Herr's Product Quality Concerns line and reached a nice lady. She listened to my whole little saga.
She waited, then said, "I bet you believe they're made from real potatoes now!"
I may never recover.
She waited, then said, "I bet you believe they're made from real potatoes now!"
I may never recover.
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Okay, gang
The second ‘making of’ teaser for our movie Wildwood is out. Lots of character reveals and shots in this one!
Check it out if you love movies
#Laika
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hysh...
The second ‘making of’ teaser for our movie Wildwood is out. Lots of character reveals and shots in this one!
Check it out if you love movies
#Laika
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hysh...
Wildwood Inside Look: Where Mystery Dwells | LAIKA Studios
YouTube video by LAIKA Studios
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January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Okay, gang
The second ‘making of’ teaser for our movie Wildwood is out. Lots of character reveals and shots in this one!
Check it out if you love movies
#Laika
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hysh...
The second ‘making of’ teaser for our movie Wildwood is out. Lots of character reveals and shots in this one!
Check it out if you love movies
#Laika
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hysh...