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Timmmmmmmm
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Moderate Handsome, Adult Human Man. Johnny No Mates. Leader.
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Now when I’m in need of a good day, I can just watch this and it makes me smile. You, come on by and take a gander. The best thing for the day.
It lives here now!
#turnitup
Chicago remains undefeated.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My last day off before Thanksgiving and I am spending it passing Chestnut cremeux through a sieve.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Let the holiday Turkening begin. Are you in possession of a frozen turkey? Start maneuvering space for it in your fridge to thaw starting today.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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"it’s designed so that you might not even get to try some of these recipes unless you happen to be in the right region at the right time with the right people. We don't have to have access to everything, just because we want it"

hell yeah, excited to read this one
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Twin Cities, Raleigh/Durham, Charlotte: Yes, whistles are still good as a deterrent, but this is an actual time you can dress up your best “want to speak to a manager” voice for good. Karen, Chad? Can’t believe I’m saying this. Good to see you again.
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Im over everyone today. Some of you? Log off. Disconnect. Just chill and watch a football or something. I’m gonna look at my tv screensaver for an hour and dissociate
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
After an Andrew WK show in college, a douche in a statement leather jacket pushed his way to the front of the tour bus line for an autograph. On the way back, behind the building, we witnessed him cartoonishly fall in the river of used fryer grease from an overturned oil drum, rolling until coated.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Michael Shannon talking about our tours on Seth Meyers last night
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My days off are cooking days or cleaning days. Today is cooking. So far I have venison shepherds pie, but I’m going lentil soup and/or pea soup for later.
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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You Only Live Thrice
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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"And she's GOT such a long way to GOOOOOOO"
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I am elbow deep in a seafood corn chowder because it is firmly fall and I am officially a Soup Dude.
Pound of shrimp? Throw it in there. Two dozen little necks? Yeah.
Home cured guanciale I’m saving for a special occasion? This is it.
Last of the chives before the weekend frost? Yup.
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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From the top rope
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Do you think any of these races that turned out Dem/Communist would have turned out differently if the out of session Republican lawmakers decided to use their platform to get out the vote? I don’t think they care much for their constituencies at all.
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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AND IT SEEMS TO ME / YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You don’t have the stones to say who you voted for, you don’t have the political convictions you were elected to hold. Let this be the start of the exodus for a new crop of progressives. Go ahead and retire, old man.
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
@elsplice.bsky.social I feel your area of the country will be most excited for the Super Beaver Moon.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I am so shit at making pie crust
November 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If you’re still waiting to feel the icy touch of the grim reaper for your political dismantling of the promise of the American Dream, STAY IN LINE!
November 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Damn, you know what a real president would do?
November 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Of all the horrors the world must face, and the poor man scarred for life by the smell of onions and mustard must somehow learn to live with his acutely specific ptsd.
Was there a Tyra Banks show episode about this?
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Wait, so is the communist thing a problem or the no experience?
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Look at those Bears.

Now wait 17 seconds.
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’m a huge sports fan. I’m going to fall asleep watching Man U/Nottingham Forest
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM