Sweaty Cyborg
@sweatycyborg.bsky.social
I invented the light bulb. Remember that when you aren’t sitting in the dark tonight.
A fun thing to do is invite a religious relative to your NYE party and tell everyone else before-hand to collapse to the ground and play dead when it hits midnight.
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
A fun thing to do is invite a religious relative to your NYE party and tell everyone else before-hand to collapse to the ground and play dead when it hits midnight.
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i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
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POV you are married to me.
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
POV you are married to me.
Most people don’t know if you rob a bank between Christmas and New Year’s, Santa is a cool with it.
December 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Most people don’t know if you rob a bank between Christmas and New Year’s, Santa is a cool with it.
I’m a genius. What I did was say “hey, maybe I can take this time to read for fun” and after one paragraph, the power came on.
December 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’m a genius. What I did was say “hey, maybe I can take this time to read for fun” and after one paragraph, the power came on.
Following Malice results in valuable services such as this.
omg, I just realized it’s almost New Toothbrush Day again, the first of 2026!
Are we ready? We got three days. Get a new brush, refresh that mouthwash, pick up some floss. Let’s get ready.
Are we ready? We got three days. Get a new brush, refresh that mouthwash, pick up some floss. Let’s get ready.
December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Following Malice results in valuable services such as this.
I pray I’m wrong.
Changed my user name cause I’m looking for work and I’m assuming people don’t want to hire a shit-poster to be a children’s librarian.
December 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I pray I’m wrong.
Now that I am using a terrible pen name, I can post all kinds of awful things.
Poo
Poo
December 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Now that I am using a terrible pen name, I can post all kinds of awful things.
Poo
Poo
Changed my user name cause I’m looking for work and I’m assuming people don’t want to hire a shit-poster to be a children’s librarian.
December 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Changed my user name cause I’m looking for work and I’m assuming people don’t want to hire a shit-poster to be a children’s librarian.
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The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of your crush is tame a wild horse
December 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of your crush is tame a wild horse
New Year’s Resolutions:
1. Build my own horse.
2. 100% unbroken eye contact with all human interaction.
3. Discover a new gravy.
4. Complete my tower to Heaven (60% complete).
5. Be known as ”Gen Z’s George Burns”.
1. Build my own horse.
2. 100% unbroken eye contact with all human interaction.
3. Discover a new gravy.
4. Complete my tower to Heaven (60% complete).
5. Be known as ”Gen Z’s George Burns”.
December 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
New Year’s Resolutions:
1. Build my own horse.
2. 100% unbroken eye contact with all human interaction.
3. Discover a new gravy.
4. Complete my tower to Heaven (60% complete).
5. Be known as ”Gen Z’s George Burns”.
1. Build my own horse.
2. 100% unbroken eye contact with all human interaction.
3. Discover a new gravy.
4. Complete my tower to Heaven (60% complete).
5. Be known as ”Gen Z’s George Burns”.
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This is my posting face.
December 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This is my posting face.
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An ashtray, but to tap off cookie crumbs in between bites.
January 20, 2024 at 10:16 PM
An ashtray, but to tap off cookie crumbs in between bites.
Thought I’d share the only image on Facebook that made me laugh this year.
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Thought I’d share the only image on Facebook that made me laugh this year.
This off-brand Lego kit has been fun in a “how much stuff can we pack in” kind of way.
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This off-brand Lego kit has been fun in a “how much stuff can we pack in” kind of way.
I’m told I should change my username now that I’m looking for work. I trust these people because the last job I had I found in the newspaper want ads. The fun part: what should my alias be?
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m told I should change my username now that I’m looking for work. I trust these people because the last job I had I found in the newspaper want ads. The fun part: what should my alias be?
I don’t want to shit on these people because I don’t have any experience with family and dementia. But I have to imagine there is a better way.
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I don’t want to shit on these people because I don’t have any experience with family and dementia. But I have to imagine there is a better way.
A perfect 90’s LP, I hear you say? Coming right up.
December 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
A perfect 90’s LP, I hear you say? Coming right up.
Better go check out that smoking crater. Could be snacks.
December 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Better go check out that smoking crater. Could be snacks.
This incomplete Luffy minifig is going to get me through the next year.
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This incomplete Luffy minifig is going to get me through the next year.
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Saw a small man scurry under a dusty pile of books in the corner. None of my business
December 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Saw a small man scurry under a dusty pile of books in the corner. None of my business
If you think you may have run off of a cliff the best thing to do is just keep running…do NOT look down.
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If you think you may have run off of a cliff the best thing to do is just keep running…do NOT look down.