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aggrocrag.bsky.social
James Blunt™️
@aggrocrag.bsky.social
My best song "You're Beautiful" streaming on all platforms
// he him 34 ♎ ⚤ spoken for girl dad // 🇵🇸 🇵🇷 acab // Class 6 forklift and telehandler certified, juggling parenting & witty takes on life’s absurdities // nsfw 🔞 adamevaunit02
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Welcome new followers idk how you found me I'm literally just some fuckin guy
I think my iphone 7 might be on its last leg, sad
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Now stay with me here, but, and just hear me out, what if... everything just gets worse
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Now is the era of Political Analysis
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The rats won't jump ship yet but you know the most craven self serving ones are checking that ocean OUT
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sitting at the gym watching the one sweaty old guy on Fox playing the good old hits of "wasn't Obama just the worst, hey let's play a hilite reel of him doing stuff who cares what else is happening"
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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i am here 2 tell you that if ur sleeping on accounts with a small following then ur sleeping on hidden treasure. they are the funniest ones in this whole place
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Nick O'Neill looks like the human-monkey hybrids what that bad guy turned those kids into in the We're Back! A Dinosaur Story
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Nick O'Neill looks like a koopa troops turtle
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"A delante, mi gente"
- Rep. Adelita Grijalva
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
it is the third monday of the week have a thirst t
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"Enter if you Fred dare"
"Oh I do Fred durst"
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Meet me on the ripple rug for an ass kicking you silly mother fucker
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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you guys should really be thankful I made an alt so I don't post on here like an unhinged fucked up pervert
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
There will always be a watchman at the gate of the old True Blood house in Shreveport, LA
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The biggest lesson I've had to learn is intentionality.
I thought I knew how to invest my time, but having two little girls being completely dependent on me for everything very quickly revealed to me that there are times when I'm kind of just winging it. Learning how rewards/praise actually motivate
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm afraid of talking to bank tellers because what if one of them reads my mind and can see my intrusive thought crime of robbing a bank
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Can someone please remind me to go to my dentist follow up appointment in 4 months
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Don't give me the lidoocaine I deserve to feel the pain
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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all I do at work is scroll spreadsheets with my scrolling finger
August 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Oh no they're trying to make me donate cum on the Lifeshare blood drive bus again
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Dog not included
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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hell yeah animalia mug gang
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
you guys should really be thankful I made an alt so I don't post on here like an unhinged fucked up pervert
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
remember lunch period in the good old days, we were always hoping to be the one lucky kid who got the surprise ingot of ham
hey lunchables what am I supposed to do with the unsliced ham tube
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM