Jennifer C. Martin
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Jennifer C. Martin
@notreallyjcm.bsky.social
Dirtbag Christian, writer, editor, and speaker

Polyamorous, bi, mom, communist, theology nerd, foodie, southerner, gamer, reader, and lover of both low art and high art. Calvinists DNI

Located in RVA. She/her.

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If we are pals or were friends on Twitter, but I haven't followed you back, feel free to reply here or DM me. I am easily overwhelmed and miss things and have a terrible working memory :)
can’t fully explain this, but certain American tech executives, French artiste types, and English academics all seem to belong to the same group of self-described intellectuals across cultures who eventually descend into bigotry and fascism
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Obligatory
December 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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it remains mindblowing the extent to which "having consistent beliefs" is a cheat code that makes the entire political system violently glitch out
Is it that difficult to conceive of someone with actual ideological commitments, who supports unions not for transactional reasons but because they genuinely believe in workers' power? nymag.com/intelligence...
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Someone once told me I had a "divine matronly body" and sensed that I had a "powerful vagina" that would be perfect for their pregnancy fetish, and then propositioned me to engage in exactly that (I was not poly at the time but had already had two children so it was extra unhinged)
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
How do people open presents in your family? One at a time or all at once? Kids first, then adults? My family has a strict youngest-to-oldest scenario and each person gets their time to shine and unwrap.

I am distraught when doing gifts with both sets of in-laws where everyone just digs in at once.
December 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I could live anywhere in the USA and get along with whomever. Make my whole map blue. But if I lived in a very cold snowy place I might get scared and stop driving or leaving the house.
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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A lot of people expect more from Chappell Roan than they do from their own elected officials
December 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
this movie was pure fantasy because no mother in the 1990s would have allowed you to keep a dog that acted like Beethoven, especially a conservative one
Fascists truly cannot distinguish fiction from reality

This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
December 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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"Norman Rockwell was antifa," his granddaughter says. (Fact check: literally true.)
www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...
The MAGAfication of Norman Rockwell
Trump uses the artist’s work—like other cultural icons—to promote Gestapo tactics and nativist ideas.
www.thebulwark.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
What in the DNC sponsor is this? I want to do dark woke, not rainbow capitalism
December 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
clinical depression and social anxiety. i don't owe people things on social media. i don't have to engage in a conversation. i don't have to do anything. i'm not saying it's good, i'm just saying sorry i'm like this
Is there a term for when your friend isn't texting you back but is posting on social media
December 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Everywhere I go, bitches always know, that Charlie Scene is on the Epstein list
December 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Gonna be honest I don't think r/soupenthusiasts is the place for you if you're asking stupid questions like this. Maybe try r/lilsoupbabies
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
imo the only NYE film you're allowed to watch this year is When Harry Met Sally
What are your fave New Year’s Eve films - even if they’re kitsch - like my favorite, “The Poseidon Adventure” (couple years ago, AI’d a 1972-version of huz & me into an imaginary scene from the film - looks like a great NY Eve party?!)
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
doesn't seem like a great time to be a girlfriend :(
2026 is already looking like it’s a great time to be a gamer🔥
December 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’ve been cannabis-free for about a month now, and one of the side effects of that is dreaming. I don’t really have dramatic dreams, but they are strange. Yesterday I dreamt that one of my kids’ daycare owners from a decade ago and I rendered lard and made cheese?
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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We had congressional hearings when parents just suspected heavy metal was leading some kids to suicide.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Good news everyone: there are people who don't believe in bird flu at all and they think the birds are dying from 5G phone towers
December 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My Anglophilia kicks into high gear around the holidays. British Christmas TV is so so good. The carols, the traditions, the media, the drinks, and yes, the food. It’s almost enough for me to forget that this is the only country I’ll defend the USA for
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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zine-spotting in richmond cc: @cgsunit.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My family over the next two weeks as I catch up on all the indie artsy best-of films of 2025
'Kosovo Autumn' - The Simpsons - Season 16 Episode 20
YouTube video by TV Shows and Movie Clips
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If I can’t figure out how to watch the Peep Show Great British Bake Off Christmas special soon I’m going to kill myself
December 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Did anyone in your life ever mis pronounce a word so badly you still remember it?

In high school I remember a girl kept saying “deet-err-m-eye-n” for determine

Ty says the PDA student announcer at his high school invited everyone to come out to watch their production of A Streetcar Named Désirée
December 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM