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Author of cow rotating, John Wick reloading, take me to chonch, things of that nature
2/9ths of Peabody award winning podcast @boontavista.com
2/9ths of Peabody award winning podcast @boontavista.com
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Just rub a little bear grease on it -- be good as new.
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Just rub a little bear grease on it -- be good as new.
My body: water please
My wellness app: heya! don't forget to hydrate!
Twitter account with 2.3m followers: this is a friendly reminder to drink some water 🌸🏵️🌼
The samurai who cut me in half without me even realising: 彼の血は予想外に濃いが、それでも彼の運命は変わらず、私の運命も変わらないだろう
My wellness app: heya! don't forget to hydrate!
Twitter account with 2.3m followers: this is a friendly reminder to drink some water 🌸🏵️🌼
The samurai who cut me in half without me even realising: 彼の血は予想外に濃いが、それでも彼の運命は変わらず、私の運命も変わらないだろう
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 AM
My body: water please
My wellness app: heya! don't forget to hydrate!
Twitter account with 2.3m followers: this is a friendly reminder to drink some water 🌸🏵️🌼
The samurai who cut me in half without me even realising: 彼の血は予想外に濃いが、それでも彼の運命は変わらず、私の運命も変わらないだろう
My wellness app: heya! don't forget to hydrate!
Twitter account with 2.3m followers: this is a friendly reminder to drink some water 🌸🏵️🌼
The samurai who cut me in half without me even realising: 彼の血は予想外に濃いが、それでも彼の運命は変わらず、私の運命も変わらないだろう
There's never enough Lurpak in the Lurpak. They gotta put more Lurpak in the Lurpak!
February 12, 2026 at 11:17 AM
There's never enough Lurpak in the Lurpak. They gotta put more Lurpak in the Lurpak!
I've been smelling a ton of farts since being in Melbourne today but I'm unsure if it's a trend. Are folks here #makingitstink?
February 11, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I've been smelling a ton of farts since being in Melbourne today but I'm unsure if it's a trend. Are folks here #makingitstink?
It can't have selfhood without meat sorry. No meat no sentience is a hard line for me. If it's not meat doing the thinking then it's just linear algebra that people lost track of
Researchers working with the A.I. system Claude have come to understand that the model’s selfhood, like our own, is a matter of both neurons and narratives. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/kEX1vV
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 AM
It can't have selfhood without meat sorry. No meat no sentience is a hard line for me. If it's not meat doing the thinking then it's just linear algebra that people lost track of
I know there's a lot on at the moment but I feel like we just let airlines get away with making us check in before we even get to the airport. what are we checking into dude my ass may not even be there
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 AM
I know there's a lot on at the moment but I feel like we just let airlines get away with making us check in before we even get to the airport. what are we checking into dude my ass may not even be there
I've been living and working in Brisbane for 25 years now and yet any time I hop off a bus under the Myer Centre it's like somebody black bagged me and then released me into the catacombs
February 9, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I've been living and working in Brisbane for 25 years now and yet any time I hop off a bus under the Myer Centre it's like somebody black bagged me and then released me into the catacombs
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
*slaps balls* these bad boys ca-- oouughhhgghh. Aughhhhhhh
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
*slaps balls* these bad boys ca-- oouughhhgghh. Aughhhhhhh
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couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
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Vale to an amazing man and legendary, brilliant cartoonist.
The cartooning community is in mourning today.
The cartooning community is in mourning today.
Cartoonist Jon Kudelka has passed away, his wife Margaret has confirmed.
www.facebook.com/margaret.kud...
www.facebook.com/margaret.kud...
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Vale to an amazing man and legendary, brilliant cartoonist.
The cartooning community is in mourning today.
The cartooning community is in mourning today.
I love logging into Viva Exchange to get the latest news and gossip from around the virtual watercooler!
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I love logging into Viva Exchange to get the latest news and gossip from around the virtual watercooler!
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VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
VC, founder, dumbass
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Just came up with “suck my nuts, kiss my whole ass too, but I can’t help falling in love with you” off the top of my head in the car
February 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Just came up with “suck my nuts, kiss my whole ass too, but I can’t help falling in love with you” off the top of my head in the car
congrats to @tomwalker.bsky.social on the AACTA award win 🤗🎉
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 AM
congrats to @tomwalker.bsky.social on the AACTA award win 🤗🎉
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Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
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pointing at my screen and correctly naming the celebrity. scientists observing my enclosure note this down and release a food pellet as reward
February 6, 2026 at 6:40 PM
pointing at my screen and correctly naming the celebrity. scientists observing my enclosure note this down and release a food pellet as reward
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
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ran into the capra demon at the grocery store today and he had those two fuckin dogs with him the whole time no leash or anything
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 AM
ran into the capra demon at the grocery store today and he had those two fuckin dogs with him the whole time no leash or anything
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i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools
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