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Author of cow rotating, John Wick reloading, take me to chonch, things of that nature

2/9ths of Peabody award winning podcast @boontavista.com
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November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Brisbane this November
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The Adrian Belew solo in the back half of Deadwing cooks so hard it's almost unfair to the rest of the album. Like Simone Biles showing up to a middle school gymnastics competition
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
USA COPIUM LEVEL: MAXIMUM ¤ UNINVENTED MEASELS PREVENTION ¤ SCHOOL CURRICULUM BY WALMART PTY LTD ¤ VACATED SOCIETY AND FACTORY FOR DEAD MALLS 90 MILES FROM CIVILISATION ¤ ONE MILLION COVID DEATHS
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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on type safety
June 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
For each piece in a 4 piece jigsaw puzzle there are 4 possible positions and 4 possible rotations, giving a total of 64 possibilities -- and yet I can complete it with ease.
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
That's wild. And completely unconnected to the fact that if you so much as suggest that speeding is dangerous you get one thousand American Replies containing the phrase "flow of traffic"
Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Do you want to view
✖️ Men
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✅ Tom Bombadil

tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I'm thinking of quitting my job and retiring -- and all it would take is $10m cold hard cash
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Lord help me if this bubble ends up killing Oracle it might have all been for something
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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losing my mind at this
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
LOVE THE EMPEROR
'ATE THE 'ERITICS
DON'T LIKE IT THERE'S THE DOOR
SIMPLE AS
Look at this little gremlin.
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The President is a paedophile who will likely never face justice but please remember to never talk about what you think should happen to him!
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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i've been thinking about this for the last week and a half
September 25, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM