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Jonathan
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No headbob by default

Also no stamina loss when running in open world games. Actual plague on devs who add that shit.
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE?...

Song of the Summer
Rappin' for Jesus
YouTube video by Brian Spinney
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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AI should be helping you make power point presentations.

Not creating CSAM and telling people to kill themselves. Sam Altman is complicit in some of the most vile shit to even come out of the computer

He should be in jail for crimes against humanity
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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The Communist Manifesto was published in 1848.
Trump: "For 1,000 years, communism has not worked"
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Clearing up those "had a stroke" rumors with some impeccable StrokePosting™. Masterful gambit sir!
October 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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[Jabba the Hutt voice] crypto to your sipp or isa, ho ho ho
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Mike Johnson has given the house a very very very very very very very very very long vacation because he’s worried about the Epstein files
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM