Jennifer C. Martin
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notreallyjcm.bsky.social
Jennifer C. Martin
@notreallyjcm.bsky.social
Dirtbag Christian, writer, editor, and speaker

Polyamorous, bi, mom, communist, theology nerd, foodie, southerner, gamer, reader, and lover of both low art and high art. Calvinists DNI

Located in RVA. She/her.

https://linktr.ee/jennifercmartin
Me and @thedeathsiren.bsky.social are at a grateful dead themed bar
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
He marked everything off with the reflection tape because he didn’t want anyone to drive up on him. The end result was perfection, cajun butter injection. I wasn’t gonna post food pics but I have to out of spite for all of us Americans “USians” lmao
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This is how Daniel rigged the deep fryer in our driveway because we have pine needles everywhere else all over our property
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
happy Thanksgiving granddad
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Can’t do it anymore, I love online and the news and being aware and media drama, but I just can’t do it anymore
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I have the same blanket…!
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When a recipe claims to be a “southern” pie but it calls for whipped cream on top instead of baked meringue
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I was the only person to bring a chicken to the Blessing of the Animals service today. This is Platinum.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I was in love with the place
In my mind, in my mind
I made a lot of mistakes
In my mind, in my mind

YOU CAME TO TAKE US
ALL THINGS GO, ALL THINGS GO
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Have YOU been naughty?
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Share a TV series that you’ve watched from the beginning to end more than once
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Idk which of you posted the recipe for brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tart bars but they are unreal
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My people are about to be relevant again
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I am a Thanksgiving food apologist to my core. Best food holiday. Sorry if y'alls families can't cook. I host and do a different theme each year, and this year is Cajun Thanksgiving
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Face + Scent

I rotate my perfumes seasonally and Burberry Classic is my autumn.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
there's a species of moth called the tussock moth. the male moth looks and is normal. the female version is a wingless, flightless, bloated blob who sits on a leaf, never leaves from where she emerged from her cocoon, just waits to be mated and lays eggs and dies
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Democrat treat fascists that want us all dead just like LiveJournal 2000s-era emos in unhealthy relationships
November 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
St. Peter to Dick Cheney at the Pearly Gates:
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My friend’s kid got magic the gathering cards in her trick or treat haul (near Boston)
November 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
mewithoutYou lyrics tattoo spotted (but no makeup, alas)
October 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My husband going viral on TikTok for his lil tricks again
October 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM