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artist, limb maker, dad, shitposter.

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Poltergeist VS the lost boys.

California paranormal throw down.
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
These guys would make a rad tattoo.
Gidney & Cloyd rocked my Saturday mornings—only on occasion, but for some reason, they were favorites (and still are)!
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m not kidding. I think it whispers.
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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this is how joyce carol oates executed elon musk on live television
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Poetry window is open for 35 min!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I realistically can’t say I know exactly how Stevie Nicks felt while making Rumours, but I have had a drag out tears and screaming argument in a shitbox car on a cold and grey winter day outside of a White Castle.

So like, I’ve gotten damn close I think.
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’m not saying the near 200 year old dresser and mirror I saved from my grandparents basement is haunted, but I am saying we’ve had a wash of electrical problems ripple out from its placement in my home.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Dems, please Google the words controlled opposition.
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I think people like Christmas music because it’s a normies way of micro dosing jazz.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Yeah, I read theory.
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
me flirting
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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My second @sorryhat.bsky.social delivery this week!
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Not only should Sam Altman NOT get a bail out, he should also be *redacted* by *redacted* until he *redacted*
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Sorry gang. There won’t be a lunch sketch today. Cleaning out my dead grandfathers house.
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Why did original gameboy box illustrations go so hard?
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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this Dem cycle of "win huge, govern terribly, lose huge, pretend it's unprecedented to win again and everything is now solved because you won"

so ridiculous.

physically repulsive at this point, since you've turned "govern terribly" into "commit literal genocide" and still want victory parades
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You’re not allowed to think about my butt. Never think about my butt.

Stop thinking about it.
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Lunch sketch.
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Man, working with a bunch of conservative dudes as fascism goes full boil gets my nerves in a bind.

I feel like I’m walking with a target on me all the time.
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Skittles are just jellybeans with good marketing
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Lunch sketch.
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just finished “they thought they were free” and Godamn dude.
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Gentlemen: thank you for your service.
I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM