Chris Crofton
@thecroftonshow.bsky.social
⚡️☕️☕️✍️ Author of⚡️”THE ADVICE KING ANTHOLOGY”⚡️IT IS OUT!!!!! on @vanderbiltUP✨Available NOW!!!!!!⚡️☕️☕️❤️
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This is insane not just the explicit "go break the 4A" substance but how they knew how bad it was, acting in guilty paranoia to cover it up and suppress the written evidence.
This isn't how running a government agency works. This is what a criminal conspiracy looks like, because that's what it is.
This isn't how running a government agency works. This is what a criminal conspiracy looks like, because that's what it is.
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
January 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
This is insane not just the explicit "go break the 4A" substance but how they knew how bad it was, acting in guilty paranoia to cover it up and suppress the written evidence.
This isn't how running a government agency works. This is what a criminal conspiracy looks like, because that's what it is.
This isn't how running a government agency works. This is what a criminal conspiracy looks like, because that's what it is.
SCRUFF
the “scruff
of the neck”
is the most famous scruff.
all the other
scruff
writes
it
fan letters
the “scruff
of the neck”
is the most famous scruff.
all the other
scruff
writes
it
fan letters
Scruff
January 21, 2026 at 11:10 PM
SCRUFF
the “scruff
of the neck”
is the most famous scruff.
all the other
scruff
writes
it
fan letters
the “scruff
of the neck”
is the most famous scruff.
all the other
scruff
writes
it
fan letters
SOAP
we are
soap
running down the drain
once proud
in our fancy
packages
reduced to suds
after being
rubbed vigorously
in the armpits
of capitalism
we are
soap
running down the drain
once proud
in our fancy
packages
reduced to suds
after being
rubbed vigorously
in the armpits
of capitalism
Soap.
January 21, 2026 at 11:08 PM
SOAP
we are
soap
running down the drain
once proud
in our fancy
packages
reduced to suds
after being
rubbed vigorously
in the armpits
of capitalism
we are
soap
running down the drain
once proud
in our fancy
packages
reduced to suds
after being
rubbed vigorously
in the armpits
of capitalism
SOAP
good name
for a
white dog
good name
for a
white dog
Soap.
January 21, 2026 at 11:01 PM
SOAP
good name
for a
white dog
good name
for a
white dog
“Kindly not texting when someone hasn’t responded to an email, it’s not that urgent”
try explaining
this
to someone
from the 14th century
they’ll chase you
around with a rake
try explaining
this
to someone
from the 14th century
they’ll chase you
around with a rake
Kindly not texting when someone hasn’t responded to an email, it’s not that urgent
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“Kindly not texting when someone hasn’t responded to an email, it’s not that urgent”
try explaining
this
to someone
from the 14th century
they’ll chase you
around with a rake
try explaining
this
to someone
from the 14th century
they’ll chase you
around with a rake
LOOKING SADLY AFTER THE DEPARTED SHIP
how can I go on?
my true
love
is on that ship
she
swore she’d return
and I swore I would wait
but I started drinking
to pass the time,
and was unfaithful
when
she
returned
I couldn’t face her
but I love her still
and I hate ships
how can I go on?
my true
love
is on that ship
she
swore she’d return
and I swore I would wait
but I started drinking
to pass the time,
and was unfaithful
when
she
returned
I couldn’t face her
but I love her still
and I hate ships
Looking sadly after the departed ship.
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
LOOKING SADLY AFTER THE DEPARTED SHIP
how can I go on?
my true
love
is on that ship
she
swore she’d return
and I swore I would wait
but I started drinking
to pass the time,
and was unfaithful
when
she
returned
I couldn’t face her
but I love her still
and I hate ships
how can I go on?
my true
love
is on that ship
she
swore she’d return
and I swore I would wait
but I started drinking
to pass the time,
and was unfaithful
when
she
returned
I couldn’t face her
but I love her still
and I hate ships
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GET A POEM.
Poetry window is open for an hour!
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 PM
GET A POEM.
CLOSED
the sign on
the bodega
said “closed”
the sign on the
papusa place
said “closed”
the contents
of a purse
were scattered
on the sidewalk
the
crazy men
in masks nearby
laughed
about
what the lady
was screaming
as she was
dragged away
the sign on
the bodega
said “closed”
the sign on the
papusa place
said “closed”
the contents
of a purse
were scattered
on the sidewalk
the
crazy men
in masks nearby
laughed
about
what the lady
was screaming
as she was
dragged away
Closed
Poetry window is open for an hour!
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
CLOSED
the sign on
the bodega
said “closed”
the sign on the
papusa place
said “closed”
the contents
of a purse
were scattered
on the sidewalk
the
crazy men
in masks nearby
laughed
about
what the lady
was screaming
as she was
dragged away
the sign on
the bodega
said “closed”
the sign on the
papusa place
said “closed”
the contents
of a purse
were scattered
on the sidewalk
the
crazy men
in masks nearby
laughed
about
what the lady
was screaming
as she was
dragged away
Poetry window is open for an hour!
January 21, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Poetry window is open for an hour!
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Lol mayor's office thinks we're dumb enough to believe none of this is coming from our tax dollars.
Let's keep downtown Nashville safe for everyone. Grant funded security improvements help us deliver safety without burdening Nashville taxpayers.
January 20, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Lol mayor's office thinks we're dumb enough to believe none of this is coming from our tax dollars.
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“Everyone”
Let's keep downtown Nashville safe for everyone. Grant funded security improvements help us deliver safety without burdening Nashville taxpayers.
January 20, 2026 at 11:27 PM
“Everyone”
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Oh I didn’t realize the official government social media accounts were doing propaganda now. Thought that was reserved for politicians’ accounts. Cool cool cool.
Let's keep downtown Nashville safe for everyone. Grant funded security improvements help us deliver safety without burdening Nashville taxpayers.
January 21, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Oh I didn’t realize the official government social media accounts were doing propaganda now. Thought that was reserved for politicians’ accounts. Cool cool cool.
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The Nashville
Downtown
Partnership blew
up our library
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The Nashville
Downtown
Partnership blew
up our library
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January 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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The Nashville
Downtown
Partnership blew
up our library
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The Nashville
Downtown
Partnership blew
up our library
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The Nashville
Downtown
Partnership blew
up our garage
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The Nashville
Downtown
Partnership blew
up our garage
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January 21, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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The Nashville
Downtown
Partnership blew
up our garage
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The Nashville
Downtown
Partnership blew
up our garage
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NEWS: The Social Security Administration has referred two DOGE employees for Hatch Act violations after discovering contacts with a political group seeking SSA data to overturn election results. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
NEWS: The Social Security Administration has referred two DOGE employees for Hatch Act violations after discovering contacts with a political group seeking SSA data to overturn election results. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
Will never get over the on-the-noseness of a bunch of bar owners blowing up the library. Nashville’s values laid bare.
Based on comments at today's Library Board meeting, I expect the Downtown Partnership-initiated closure of the Main Library to last at least a year.
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Will never get over the on-the-noseness of a bunch of bar owners blowing up the library. Nashville’s values laid bare.
Poetry window is open for an hour!
January 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Poetry window is open for an hour!
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⚡️ADVICE KING vs CAST IRON 🍳🍳🍳
“I realize Teflon has gotten a lot of bad press over the years, but I find it to be easier on my nerves.” -AK
“I realize Teflon has gotten a lot of bad press over the years, but I find it to be easier on my nerves.” -AK
"Escape from the world of seasoned cast-iron while you still can!" This week, Advice King @thecroftonshow on cleaning a cast-iron skillet.
Advice King: How Do I Clean a Cast-Iron Skillet?
Escape from the world of seasoned cast-iron while you still can!
www.nashvillescene.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:34 PM
⚡️ADVICE KING vs CAST IRON 🍳🍳🍳
“I realize Teflon has gotten a lot of bad press over the years, but I find it to be easier on my nerves.” -AK
“I realize Teflon has gotten a lot of bad press over the years, but I find it to be easier on my nerves.” -AK
Reposted by Chris Crofton
"Escape from the world of seasoned cast-iron while you still can!" This week, Advice King @thecroftonshow on cleaning a cast-iron skillet.
Advice King: How Do I Clean a Cast-Iron Skillet?
Escape from the world of seasoned cast-iron while you still can!
www.nashvillescene.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
"Escape from the world of seasoned cast-iron while you still can!" This week, Advice King @thecroftonshow on cleaning a cast-iron skillet.
⚡️ADVICE KING vs CAST IRON 🍳🍳🍳
“I realize Teflon has gotten a lot of bad press over the years, but I find it to be easier on my nerves.” -AK
“I realize Teflon has gotten a lot of bad press over the years, but I find it to be easier on my nerves.” -AK
"Escape from the world of seasoned cast-iron while you still can!" This week, Advice King @thecroftonshow on cleaning a cast-iron skillet.
Advice King: How Do I Clean a Cast-Iron Skillet?
Escape from the world of seasoned cast-iron while you still can!
www.nashvillescene.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:34 PM
⚡️ADVICE KING vs CAST IRON 🍳🍳🍳
“I realize Teflon has gotten a lot of bad press over the years, but I find it to be easier on my nerves.” -AK
“I realize Teflon has gotten a lot of bad press over the years, but I find it to be easier on my nerves.” -AK
Reposted by Chris Crofton
Published a new piece on family, immigrants and empathy. Please check it out. hacienda-films-inc.ghost.io/the-guests-w...
The Guests Who Left and the Guest Who Stayed
Queens County has the largest Ecuadorian population of any other county in the United States. A good chunk of that population lives in Sunnyside and Woodside.
And my abuela was positive that it was ...
hacienda-films-inc.ghost.io
January 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Published a new piece on family, immigrants and empathy. Please check it out. hacienda-films-inc.ghost.io/the-guests-w...
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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We have unlimited money for paramilitary forces that kidnap people off the streets but also have something called "school lunch debt" what are we doing here
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 AM
We have unlimited money for paramilitary forces that kidnap people off the streets but also have something called "school lunch debt" what are we doing here