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🔥🚽🔥An illustrated publication that takes an appreciative look at cinema where a toilet is used for something other than going to the bathroom! Packed full of trivia, observations, ruminations, and maybe a stray peanut or two
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Put glasses on the toilet ghoulie and you got a damn near perfect match.
January 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
There’s adults who want to convince you that after we give everything over to the a.i. tech guys those guys will in turn give us the bare minimum to live off of and that is a great deal,
A GREAT DEAL!
It’s a proud tradition held by all wealthy&powerful that once satiated will then give freely to us!
a man talking on a cell phone with the words " life man " written below him
Alt: a man talking on a cell phone with the words " life, man… LIFE! " written below him and that man? It’s Leonardo de crappyhole! He’s playing stupid Bob the fuckup in that movie people think is good but it really wasn’t. One Battle After Another wasn’t as good as it’s being sold as, like so much, LIKE SO MUCH IN THIS WORLD!
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Is it weird that there is a guy who is sold to the entire planet as a singular genius but has never done anything very smart? He buys companies. With one his design inputs were: fart button and death trap doors, at another company it’s CSAM on demand.
Is it sunk cost fallacy?
The man is absoluteshit
January 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Does JK Rowling have a definitive stance on her anti-trans beliefs? Like does she think it goes against god, or against science? I’m curious because the only reason the world knows of her is because she wrote a YA book series about wizards who shit on the floor before installing plumbing…
January 2, 2026 at 4:19 AM
There should be a quest in Fortnite today where you smash Christmas decorations with your pickaxe. Cleanup
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
(When I don’t like a show)

“One man and one man alone made this show and that one man is a shit and we all knew he was a shit and yet they were still allowed to make this shit show”

(When I like a show and it gets cut short)

“A countless community of people of all walks birthed this art unto us!”
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Everyone out here praising geese but I bet none of you have to walk across a parking lot full of their shit every day
December 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Are we having HBO Watchmen discourse again? Probably not. In my personal experience I will say that the popular post from that large account is wrong, the show had impact, and was enjoyed.
The difference is I don’t view my personal experience as something to make a definitive statement over
December 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The podcasters are still on holiday break so I’m dipping into back catolog and noticing how this one feller says “hoe dawn” instead of “hold on”
“Howdawn, hoedawn, hoe dawn… yehrr tell in’ me, thaat…”
December 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Looking at folk’s top tenners of movies this year that I actually managed to see and I so far only agree on Weapons and Superman.
It’s funny because if you analyze Weapons too much it isn’t actually a ‘good’ movie, but it was great to watch and experience
Opposite of 28 Years later and One Battle
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
In a discord this morn an Ozzy chided a Brit by saying “wot wot innit bruv” the Brit claimed that was a racist tirade and a mod then scolded the Oz calling it an ad hominem attack. My wife will be surprised tonight because after seeing that exchange I am somehow magically made a virgin again
December 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
One Butthole Crap Turd After Another
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
He’s spent his life being told that he’s a genius, and he gets away with everything. He’ll loudly state that something else is fraud, and then repeat that, because he believes that’s enough for people to not look at his fraud. And anyone who would point out his fraud would become targets of him/fans
Elon Musk is the biggest fraud in history by far
December 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Today I found the answer to a mystery I had long since given up and come to terms with
The old belief was one I came to from a broader understanding of acceptance and being one with the flow of time,of life
But now?
Now the truth has become opportunity
I was right to unburden myself prior
Now I wait
December 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Someone with a real audience, real reach, needs to go after Musk. Drive home the fact that he is a loser, a dipshit, a failure, and not some innovator or revolutionary. Point out that everything he is attached to is shit. Point out the hypocrisy of his targeting of trans people being anti-freedom
Elon Musk is preparing to dump hundreds of millions into anti-trans propaganda. It may not help Republicans win, but it will terrorize the vulnerable. Democrats cannot let these attacks go unanswered this time.
Musk prepares to buy another election and smear more trans kids
This time there are no excuses for falling into his trap.
www.thefarce.org
December 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I had a snooze button dream where I checked my phone and had 2 bells on bluesky and then I woke and opened the app and had none

Merry fucking Christmas
December 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
When I say “roll that beautiful bean footage” I’m talking about that one video of the lady with the kiddie pool full of beans, and she’s like stomping around and splashing in the beans? You can only see her from the knees down but you can tell it’s a woman from the gait, easily. beautifulbeanfootage
December 29, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Russia claims their intent with the invasion of Ukraine was to “de-nazify” it, and yet here we have Stephen Miller at the negotiating table, on Russia’s side even
"Stephen Miller and Jared Kushner were at the negotiating table today. No actual experts on Russia or Ukraine on our side of the table."
Why is the president's white nationalist immigration advisor involved in negotiating foreign policy?
Via @simonwdc.bsky.social
substack.com/home/post/p-...
Trump Keeps Running Interference For Putin
Our addled, corrupt, and ailing leader continues to insult the people of Ukraine, Europe, and The United States of America
substack.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Her’s was the 1st death attributed to measles in the U.S. in a decade.
Instead of ensuring no other children died from it, the U.S. has decided to make the family not feel singled out by making it easier and even fashionable to have more and more children die an incredibly preventable death.
“The vaccination has stuff we don’t trust,” said the father of the 6-year-old girl who died of measles. In March, Tom Bartlett wrote about his visit with a family confronting an unthinkable tragedy.

Revisit one of The Atlantic’s most-read stories of 2025: theatln.tc/yADSKik3?lin...
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
pfft, more like “Boomberg News” news by and for boomers
December 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I feel like there has been an uptick in people saying “I appreciate you” but every time I hear it I think “no, you really don’t”. Especially when they say it a little louder as they’re walking away, turned to do something else, that makes it sound even less sincere
December 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It is weird the way fandoms/stronger attachments happen
People assume they are made to do that but really it’s just something finding its audience and then that audience expanding
I don’t think the creator of FNAF grew the idea in a lab for it to be catnip for people who shine in a specific spectrum
December 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The Lowdown was the best tv series this year

I forgot what other shows that were from this year that I watched this year
December 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Simm pleee
Having a normal Christmas morning
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM